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Prompting: Part XV
Giggles at the Palace
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The Theory of Narrative Causality (5a/5)

(Anonymous)
woah. guys. this exploded. icons! journal accounts! i really can't thank you enough — this is the best welcome to this meme i could have wished for, and i'm rather speechless. ilu all, and thank you, again. ♥

...


cute enough to shoot you down (jumperfucker) wrote,

PRIVATE
oh

oh





Text to: Sherlock Holmes

You.

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

Utter.

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

Prat.

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

You couldn't just have told me?

Text to: John Watson

No.

SH

Text to: John Watson

I did not wish to distract you from
the relationship we were forming
by informing you of my physical
features.

SH

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

Right. And it was fun, wasn't it,
reading me wax lyrical about this
gorgeous bloke I kept bumping
into at cons.

Text to: John Watson

Yes, very.

We're currently sharing the
same bowl of pasta in the same
restaurant, John. What are you
trying to prove by texting me
under the table?

SH

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

You can't deduce it?

Text to: John Watson

I have. I wish you'd tell me
yourself.

SH

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

Ah, but I don't think you have.
See, the look on your face every
time your phone buzzes is rather
charm






cute enough to shoot you down (jumperfucker) wrote,

Well, life goes on.

I'm glad to say there have been no disturbances in my private or public life after this disaster — apart from the occasional fan dropping by at the surgery, but I think I can deal with that, so long as you don't disturb me during work hours.

(Seriously, don't disturb me during work hours. I'm lucky enough to be under sarah_s's orders — which keeps the both of us quietly away from the eyes of The Management — but I already have a perfectly workable stash of underpants in my possession, thank you very much. Opening a package in front of my oldest, most gossipy regular and finding four very charming red lace men's knickers inside is hardly Proper Work Behaviour. Okay? okay.)

I'm a little surprised by the lack of repercussions, considering that the_professor pretty much laid me bare for the world to see, but I'm not about to complain. So I, uh, wrote porn? to celebrate. Yeah.

Title: Here You Are, At Night
Pairing: Holmes/Watson (ACD 'verse/Granada? ish)
Length: 2,500 words
Rating: NC-17. Not overly graphic, but it's fairly obvious what they're doing.
Warnings: Uh, porn? some violence at the start. (Not in bed, though.)
Beta Credit: consulting_detective, for great justice
Disclaimer: Doyle would probably have an apoplexy if he knew what I'm doing with his characters. Or maybe he wouldn't care, considering.
Summary: Holmes looked ragged and tense, leaning back against the the bathtub as it filled; he had taken out five of the eleven men who had been set on us that night, and his lanky frame was shaking with fatigue. I could hardly breathe, looking at him.

(do hand me the soap, watson)

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Re: The Theory of Narrative Causality (5a/5)

They are so cute!

The Theory of Narrative Causality (5b/5)

(Anonymous)
"… 'Really, my dear,' he said, smiling breathlessly down at me. He rested lightly upon my chest, most of his weight braced upon his thighs, and with each shift of his hips his buttocks grazed my cock, and I sighed. I cradled them, felt the give and stretch of his skin under my palms, the thin, long bones, his toned stomach and the damning small of his back. His arm shook slightly as his hand drove inside him, one long finger at a time, where I could not see.

'Holmes,' I said, and I am afraid my voice broke. Slightly. Just a little. His eyes flicked, one unsteady fluttering of eyelashes; I saw his chest hitch, saw his elbow twist and
reach, his lips fall open.

'Quiet,' he said, slowly. Oh, it was good, and I could have come from this alone; I could have come from watching him. I did. I watched him until I thought my body would break, my mind grow so focused and delicate that it would shatter to pieces — he would put me back afterwards, and it would be delightful, his long hands and his pale eyes, on me, he would never stop touching me. This way. Just this way, I thought.

His hand moved to my neck — it curled there, thumb resting against the carotid artery, his wrist sure and strong upon my collarbone. Two long fingers drove up, caught in my hair and forever stopped there. So did my heart, for a moment.

I had had men before, and I had had the heat, the slick and the tight, and this was no different; I had not expected it to. Bodies are much the same, and his — though doubtlessly as brilliant and unique as his brain — works as mine does. As his hands skittered across my chest, however, and his neck bowed under the strain of taking me, I pushed my own upwards to touch his waist, my fingertips pressed to the place where I felt him trembling. It was the loss of control, perhaps, that changed this utterly. His hair was damp where it fell over his brow, obscured one eye and changed the shape of his mouth.

I believe that I murmured
Dear God, and oh, and when he laughed at me and sat solidly across my hips, the weight of him gradually easing down on me, I found my breath had been taken from me entirely.

'I would keep you, like this,' he told me, but his eyes were closed, and his chest was heaving. My thumbs drove into his hips to make bloody flowers in the morning.

'I know,' I said, the words all but shuddering out of me. He moved slightly, hissed, so I caught him — I caught his hips and then his rear, caught him in the slant of his back, upwards, between his shoulder blades. They were sharp, protruding, angled away from him. I twisted my hand in his hair. "I know, I know. I
would."

He moved in short, sharp jerks, bearing down so as to prevent me quite completely from thrusting up into him. It was quite the strangest love-session I had ever partaken in. I had no control whatsoever, and he was fast losing his own; the bed underneath my back was rippling like water, and the man above me was one I'd loved for years, one I'd not thought had wanted me back until tonight.

He was breathless and arching as he orgasmed, and his body became incredibly pale, and the sight of it took me away as well, hit me in the chest and tore the air from me. I had ten seconds of fragile, interminable bliss, and the one thing I could feel were his hands on my chest and his thighs tight round my hips.

He had fallen forward, I saw, quite a while later. He had caught himself on his forearms. And then he slipped away from me, and fell again, this time barely avoiding crushing my windpipe as he collapsed upon me. 'Very sorry, my boy,' he muttered, the words muffled by my skin. 'I'm afraid tonight's brawl in the wharf has quite taken me out. You will have to bear with me for a blanket tonight.'

I had exhausted him, I understood. The core of him had been wrung out, and it was beautiful, and very, very sad. His breath came shaking against my neck, and his mouth was red and hot.

'Holmes,' I said, and the word anchored me, made me focused. I cradled his head to my chest, and his face in my neck, sank my fingers in his damp hair; little by little his breathing slowed, until his hand moved under the blanket and captured my own."


Re: The Theory of Narrative Causality (5b/5)

This is a fic-cover of their first time, right? ;D

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The Theory of Narrative Causality (5c/5)

(Anonymous)
consulting_detective is connected.

consulting_detective (20:26): There is a reason why you haven't been bothered overmuch after the_professor's revelations, you know.

you (20:26): oh god, let me guess.
your brother's the british government and he's having me on surveillance
that'd be rather creepy though

consulting_detective (20:27): Well.
You've got it all right for once.

you (20:27): …
you're kidding
sherlock
you're kidding, right?

consulting_detective (20:28): Mycroft likes to meddle with any business that's not his own.
For once, though, I am rather grateful for it.
He won't stop crowing about it for ages now, of course.

you (20:29): yeah, your parents had a really horrible sense of humor, didn't they?

consulting_detective (20:30): They had a strong dislike for doing things halfway, yes.

you (20:30): rrrrrright, so basically you're saying your brother is keeping tabs on me now
that's a bit
scary

consulting_detective (20:31): He's been keeping tabs on you for a long time, John.

you (20:31): sorry, what
hold on, he's not my_croft, is he?

consulting_detective (20:32): He's most of the British government and he has a lot of time on his hands.
As well as a trusty PA who likes to read PWPs.

you (20:33): okay, that's a bit too tmi for my tastes, thanks
but, uh
thank him for me, I guess

british_government is connected.

british_government (20:34): You're very welcome, John.

british_government is disconnected.

you (30:35): ooookay.

consulting_detective (30:35): Piss off, Mycroft.





Text to: John Watson
I'm picking you up this evening.

SH

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

You don't even know when my
shift ends.

Text to: John Watson

Six-thirty.

SH

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

How could you possibly know that.

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

You haven't called Mycroft, have
you?

Text to: John Watson

Mycroft?

SH

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

Right, sorry, I forgot about the
sibling rivalry for a moment. What
then, you've deduced the time
when my shift ends — from what?
You don't even know what I'm
wearing.

Text to: John Watson

Brown corduroys, striped jumper,
leather shoes. Green undershirt.

SH

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

Have you been hacking into my
webcam again?

Text to: John Watson

Black pants.

SH

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

Are you sexting me, Sherlock?

Text to: John Watson

Is this how sexting usually goes?

SH

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

Yes. No. Fuck, I don't even know
anymore.

Text to: John Watson

At any rate, I do not need to hack
into your webcam to know what
you're wearing.

SH

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

So you've deduced the color of my
pants by my latest LJ post. Or
something.

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

No, sorry, you've induced the color
of my pants by my latest LJ post.

Wouldn't want to, you know. Get
mixed up in definitions.

Text to: John Watson

Oh, fuck off.

SH

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

Six-thirty. Holding you to that.


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Re: The Theory of Narrative Causality (5c/5)

british_government is connected.

british_government (20:34): You're very welcome, John.

british_government is disconnected.

you (30:35): ooookay.


Out of everything I loved about this awesome, awesome story, THIS was the bit that had me shrieking in hilarity and trying to explain to my roommate out of context. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.

The Theory of Narrative Causality (5d/5)

(Anonymous)
i'll fix you that cuppa (mrs_hudson) wrote in cox_and_co

Many thanks to my_croft for letting me post this here!

Darlings, I just wanted to say: we have had much emotions here in the last few days, and some of us have gotten hurt, and I am so very sorry for it. miss_toby and jumperfucker, the poor dears, have been very courageous. If you want to stop by for tea at any time, my door is always open!

But I believe you all deserve congratulations for behaving so responsibly and maturely during this ordeal. You have answered the troll on his menaces and insults without belittling or demeaning yourselves. By calling the_professor (or jim_fromit, as I suppose I should call him?) out on his actions, you have all been greater than he could ever hope to be. I am so very proud of all of you.

Even the cat macros contributions!

Let us have virtual cookies now. :)

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jumperfucker
Mrs Hudson, you are a treasure among all.

mrs_hudson
My, John, you are too kind! *blushes*

sarah_s
He's right, you know?

mrs_hudson
Why, thank you very much, my dear.

miss_toby
I could possibly take you up on that offer for tea, if that's all right?

mrs_hudson
Of course! how does tomorrow at six work for you? I'll make jaffa cakes.

miss_toby
I love jaffa cakes. :) oh, could I bring salts_theway?

mrs_hudson
Of course, dear, I'll be delighted to have you both — we'll have a girls' night and write naughty stories.

not_thatbill
Mrs Hudson, sometimes I just want to hug you

mrs_hudson
Oh! well, that's lovely of you, young man, but I wouldn't want to make your young lady jealous.






jumperfucker is connected.

you (18:11): gotten the new draft yet? you haven't answered my email.

consulting_detective (18:12): Yes, I've gotten it.
Reading.

you (18:12): mm. well, let me know. i'd like to know what you think of the sex scenes.

consulting_detective (12:14): The one in the fourth part, or the fifth?
The first's not bad. A bit over-dramatic, of course, but that appears to be one of your trademarks.

you (18:12): yeah, you know it's called shipping.
the romanticism is actually supposed to be there
how d'you draw art that's so emotionally intense if you have to keep all the drama out?

consulting_detective (18:13): I don't keep all the drama out.
I just don't do theatrics.

you (18:14): LOL
oh god, i think i've just pulled a rib just from laughing
YOU'RE THE MOST THEATRICAL PERSON I KNOW
all your sulks and moping
christ sherlock, you live in drama

consulting_detective (18:15): I don't mope.

you (18:15): you absolutely mope.
you're the emperor of moping.

consulting_detective (18:16): Now you're just being petty.

you (18:16): :D
you like my petty.

consulting_detective (18:17): God knows why.
I don't, however, like your adverbs.

you (18:13): you already said that a while back

consulting_detective (18:14): It bears repeating.

you (18:14): anything else?

consulting_detective (18:15): Oh, the whole I'm pining for you even though you clearly want to get me in your bed passage is fairly ridiculous, of course.
That particular ploy has been used so many times in fanfiction it's probably made TVTropes.

you (18:16): god, don't make me go on tvtropes now, there's this last doctor who ep on tonight
I don't want to miss out on that
are you even watching the new season, you were at the con
?

consulting_detective (18:17): I suppose I could make an effort for tonight.
If you're interested in my company.

you (18:17): is this your version of dirty talk?
'cause it needs some serious revising.

Re: The Theory of Narrative Causality (5a/5)

*MAKES HIGH PITCHED NOISES OF JOY*

The Theory of Narrative Causality (5e/5)

(Anonymous)
consulting_detective (18:17): I'm fairly open to suggestions in that regard, John.

you (18:18): buy me some chinese and i'm all yours.

consulting_detective (18:18): You're already mine.

you (18:19): yeah, well.
it goes both ways.






goodnight, mr sherlock holmes (lass_sirene) wrote in shwatchalongs,

Saturday Granada: The Six Napoleons


THE SIX NAPOLEONS


YOUTUBE: HERE
DOWNLOAD: HERE
TIME ZONES CHART: HERE

READY, EVERYONE?

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lass_sirene
Popcorn, waffles, beer. I am ready for this.

sarah_s
Sushi for me. :D

storm_ford
Pizza and a lager here.

not_thatbill
Risotto and… whiskey

miss_toby
We've got brownies. And nougat ice cream.

jumperfucker
I've got some Italian myself. Carbonara! rawr. Sounds like a superpower.

let_us_trade
It probably is, somewhere.

lass_sirene
Ready?

lass_sirene
AAAAAAAAAND…. GO!

sarah_s
I think you should all know that every time I hear this credits music, I grin to myself like an idiot.

salts_theway
YANA. My childhooooood

jumperfucker
Oh my god, look at this fiiiiiiiiine man

sarah_s
IKR?

mrs_hudson
He is very handsome.

storm_ford
So this is a bit racy, for, what, the 80s? a pervy old man snooping on a half-naked, wet girl?

lass_sirene
Not to speak of all the insults that bloke's tossing at his sister, too. :/

let_us_trade
It's a stupid cliché. Seeing that the guy's gonna die later on, they have to show he isn't such a nice man at all.

sarah_s
I get so much second-hand embarrassment from that scene. D:

miss_toby
Is that the same girl?

salts_theway
Lookin' good.

jumperfucker
I could never figure out where they're supposed to be living.

consulting_detective
England, I believe. The address on the crate is a London address without the country attached. Wouldn't be so if they were in another country.

jumperfucker
Ooh. See, I always found it weird that they'd travel all the way to England at the end. If they were already living there, that actually makes a lot of sense.

not_thatbill
I love the music in that part

sarah_s
Watson, stop sucking on that cigar in such an obvious way, you've got a police inspector right in front of you!

never_youagain
They can't not be doing it on purpose. They can't.

jumperfucker
Oh, hello, are you back already?

never_youagain
We're just tuning in for the night. :)

w_harry
Missed me yet, Johnny?

jumperfucker
'course I have.

w_harry
Not what I've heard. What's this about you and consulting_detective finally doing the dirty?

let_us_trade
Shut up, you two, just look at these three BAMFs, having a lie-in and an evening cigar.

The Theory of Narrative Causality (5f/5)

(Anonymous)
miss_toby
I love how Watson moves to sit next to Lestrade and Holmes immediately looks up. ♥

consulting_detective
He actually pronounces the French quite passably.

sarah_s
I love the way Watson and Lestrade gang up on Holmes. Classic.

jumperfucker
'Yah! brrrrr.' BEST THING EVER.

lass_sirene
Holmes' little sounds in this episode are the most amazing.

never_youagain
I love that they've got their little inside jokes. Lestrade's speaking about something horrible, and they're just LOLing.

let_us_trade
*snerk* Military!Watson giving Holmes orders. Love it.

jumperfucker
And Holmes nearly chokes in his coffee! adorable.

storm_ford
'May I present you with Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson.' I never get tired of this.

not_thatbill
Watson looking all smug over Holmes' deduction might just be the best thing ever

Just like

Stop being so damn proud of your boyfriend, man

consulting_detective
That session is much too long. Dull. The whole business with the candle could have been cut off and no harm would have come of it.

jumperfucker
Look at how realistic all that blood is!

consulting_detective
Good ending to the scene, though. That bobby's look is quite intense.

sarah_s
I could just stare at him forever. Forever.

miss_toby
Me too ;o;

consulting_detective
Boring. Shut up, move on, the pace is already slow enough.

never_youagain
And then they have this completely silent conversation, all in their eyes. They play this so so well, ahh.

let_us_trade
I really like this Lestrade. He's got a way of dragging out the syllable. What do you think, Mr Hooooooolmes?

jumperfucker
They've gotten the rigor mortis right, at any rate. They always tend to forget that corpses just stiffen.

consulting_detective
Oh, look, out comes the clichéd magnifier.

not_thatbill
Oooh, look at me, I'm so smooth

My name's Sherlock Holmes and I can take vital evidence from the police any day I want

Oooh, ouuuh

sarah_s
Watson, your appreciation of pretty Greek (Roman?) men is showing.

not_thatbill
LOLOLOLOLOLOL I LOVE THIS PART

let_us_trade
Sooooo subtle, that bit. Not.

jumperfucker
Ah, I love it. Look at how they work together! completing each other sentences, Holmes' hand on Watson's shoulder as soon as Watson looks at him. They complete each other so well.

sarah_s
They do it again in the workshop. Watson just… anticipates Holmes' questions, and then he asks them instead. They're so married. So, so married.

miss_toby
The subtext just now skald,lad,alda,all,sld,al

salts_theway
I knoooooow

jumperfucker
Oh man I really love that scene

That scene's my favorite

BEST PART OF THE ENTIRE SERIES IHMO

lass_sirene
Love how they're just like two schoolboys making a prank, ohmygod.

not_thatbill
The Return of the Funny Noises!

sarah_s
And then they're all proud of themselves. D'awwwww.

miss_toby
What a surprise! Lestrade, you, here? ah, we were not expecting… were we, Watson? no, of course not, not at all, Holmes. Lestrade, do sit down...

*giggles*

storm_ford
Love it.

consulting_detective
Lestrade is perfect.

jumperfucker
God, I know. He's always so challenging towards Holmes, but at the end of the day, he's just like a kid looking up to his childhood hero and hoping for some praise.

sarah_s
I have such a thing for waistcoat and shirtsleeves.

lass_sirene
You're not the only one. Glad the hubby's not the jealous type. Glad the hubby's got as much of a crush on Brett as I do, actually...

The Theory of Narrative Causality (5g/5)

(Anonymous)
let_us_trade
The entire world has a crush on Jeremy Brett.

jumperfucker
THIS. The man's sex on legs.

consulting_detective
Too bad he's dead, then.

jumperfucker
I still like you best. *smishes cheeks*

consulting_detective
Stop that.

w_harry
You are so shagging.

mrs_hudson
Shouldn't he be worried he'd break the jewel if he hit on that bust too hard, do you think?

sarah_s
I think the pearl wouldn't break so easily.

salts_theway
Anyone else getting Sirius Black flashbacks rn?

not_thatbill
Well now I can't unsee it.

never_youagain
Love how they're all working off each other so well. They have so much chemistry, the three of them.

lass_sirene
Of course, we all know that by 'sleep', Holmes really means 'curling up in your lap for the night, my dear Watson.'

sarah_s
'Morning Watson!' Yes, let us be very heteronormative in the middle of the street. We totally did not wake up next to each other this morning...

miss_toby
Ah, but Holmes was still sleeping when Watson got up!

jumperfucker
SO. MUCH. THEATRICS. He's an actor playing an actor playing a…

w_harry
Why is this man so fucking creepy seriously

storm_ford
Anyone else is a bit skeeved out by Holmes right here? I mean, it's not like he's going to keep the pearl, but still…

never_youagain
Not really. He did just spend ten pounds for it, it's a perfectly regular transaction.

let_us_trade
'Now, gentlemen, if you would give me your undivided attention…' SMASH. Ahahahahah.

lass_sirene
I love this episode so much. Look at how pleased he is!

sarah_s
Stop smiling at your boyfriend like you want to kiss him, Holmes. You're being a bit too obvious.

jumperfucker
Oh, that part. 'We're proud of you.' I love how emotional the scene gets all of a sudden. Brett really acts the hell out of himself.

storm_ford
He looks strangely vulnerable after that.

let_us_trade
I love the way Watson doesn't say anything. Just smiles. He knows him so well.

consulting_detective
The episode should have ended there, really.

jumperfucker
Some of us are actually having fun, you know?

consulting_detective
Oh, stop nagging, mother.

jumperfucker
Careful, you're slipping into the Ritchie 'verse. Wouldn't want that.

consulting_detective
John.

jumperfucker
Ooh, say it again, baby.

consulting_detective
Stop it.

jumperfucker
Neverrrrrr

w_harry
Screw Holmes and Watson, you're the married ones. You're totally together right now, aren't you? I bet you're watching the episode together, all snuggled up on the couch, like a schmoopy, schmoopy couple.

sarah_s
BEST EPISODE EVER.

miss_toby
THIS. x100000000.

I'm going to bed now, early shift tomorrow! goodnight, all. :)

storm_ford
Goodnight, Molly!

not_thatbill
'night, cat!girl.

let_us_trade
Same here. Crime don't wait, and everything.

lass_sirene
Be spectacular, O Mod.

sarah_s
Same time next week, The Devil's Foot?

storm_ford
I'll be there. :-)

salts_the_way
Works for me.

never_youagain
Yup.

jumperfucker
Absolutely.

consulting_detective
Possibly not. The Devil's Foot is rather boring, apart from the obviously intense ending.

jumperfucker
Aw, come on. Look, more Brett!

consulting_detective
You are the one with the momentous attraction for the man.

jumperfucker
No shit, Sherlock.

Right, I forgot, you'd rather have a Watson.

consulting_detective
You did not just type that.

I already have a Watson.

jumperfucker
Actually, d'you know, I rather think I did.

(I know you do.)

consulting_detective
I hate you.

jumperfucker
You love it.

mrs_hudson
Oh, get a room, the pair of you.

consulting_detective
We already have. But thank you.


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Text to: Sherlock Holmes

You're the only person I know
who can write a flawless LJ
post while simultaneously
riding the daylights out of
your bedmate.

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

After you've already come.

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

Twice.

Text to: John Watson

It was an experiment.

Text to: John Watson

Care to try it on the kitchen
table next time?

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

God, yes.






(hchatmod) wrote in (holmeschat),

THIS IS PART XVII

DO NOT POST IN PART XVI

THE RULES ARE HERE


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anonymous
Right, so, consulting_detective and jumperfucker. They hooked up or what?

anonymous
nahhh

anonymous
's all just publicity, i reckon

anonymous
They don't actually need publicity tho.

anonymous
Man, do we actually need to have ten threads about them every single page? what the fuck happened to talking about Holmes and Watson?

anonymous
lol

anonymous
troll harder, trolly

anonymous
Preeeeetty sure they're together now? they've mentioned sleeping over at the other's several times now.

anonymous
They have? where?

anonymous
Where were you during the last Granada watchalong? they were flirting so hard it couldn't even be called flirting anymore.

anonymous
More like 'old married couple', amirite.

anonymous
Omg, just looked:

consulting_detective: John.
jumperfucker: Ooh, say it again, baby.

and

jumperfucker: I forgot, you'd rather have a Watson.
consulting_detective: I already have a Watson.

SAY IT WITH ME: IT'S LOOOOOOVE.

anonymous
'We already have' LOLOLOLOLOL

They're so married

anonymous
We should have a wedding shower or something!

anonymous
*sporfle*

anonymous
BEST. IDEA. EVER.

anonymous
I dunno, they could just be trolling us. They're known to do that.

anonymous
Okay, so I probably shouldn't be doing this, but it's the anon meme, so whatever.

I passed by them in the street about a week ago, and I had my camera — it's a bit blurry but you can recognize them…

http://i53.tinypic.com/241ju9u.jpg

anonymous
OOOOOH JOHN GOOD ON YOU

anonymous
d'awwww

anonymous
Dude, uncool. :/ jumperfucker's already had his rl name plastered all over the internet and you go and post pics?

anonymous
oh, shut up

i can find photos of him anywhere if i goggle him

anonymous
Google what, Doctor John Watson?

anonymous
Anyway, that's John, but who says that's consulting_detective?

anonymous
Look at how they look at each other!

bestthingever.jpg

anonymous
Dunno about consulting_detective, but that sure as hell is Tall, Pale and Gorgeous from that con.

anonymous
OMG IT'S GETTING DEEP

The Theory of Narrative Causality (5j/5)

(Anonymous)
anonymous
Man, it got deep ages ago. Did you miss the RPF of themselves, or the being called after the fictional character you're writing fanfic on?

anonymous
You're kidding.

anonymous
da, but nonnie is right, i was there too. that's definitely tall, pale and gorgeous. *.*

anonymous
LOL oh John. You've been hiding stuff from us!

anonymous
They just can't take their eyes off each other, can they?

anonymous
Why are there police cars behind them?

anonymous
They're totally walking away from a crime scene. HOLMES&WATSON, REUNITED.

anonymous
Something needs to prompt that on the kinkmeme. consulting_detective and jumperfucker: together, they fight crime. And fuck a lot.

anonymous
/snickers

anonymous
It would make a great modern update…






you (12:14): it was always going to happen, wasn't it?

consulting_detective (12:14): I should say so. I wasn't expecting it to happen so quickly, but apparently I shouldn't underestimate fandom.

you (12:15): so we're not denying it. right.
i'll make a post about it.

consulting_detective (12:16): Is this — John.
Is this something you would have wanted to
Well. Hide.

you (12:17): god, no. it's just a bit
all the outing stuff, and now this
it takes a while getting used to.
...
i'm not
ashamed of you
if that's what you think.
is that what you think?

consulting_detective (12:18): No.
Of course not.

you (12:18): then it's fine.
okay.
I'd like to do this with you, though. pick me up tonight?

consulting_detective (12:19): Always.






cute enough to shoot you down (jumperfucker) wrote,

Well. So this happened at holmeschat. And as a result my inbox has been flooded with emails and PMs these last two days, so I'm just going to say this here instead of copy-pasting the same response a thousand times over in my little answer box.

1. yes, consulting_detective and I really are dating,
2. yes, he is Tall, Pale and Gorgeous from the con — looks like I was having two crushes on the same person all along,
3. no, we're not taking the piss,
4. yes, the irony is really quite delicious, and
5. no, you don't get any details about our sex life (although it is great, tyvm).

To those of you who were curious as to how this came about, well, I can only say that spending a serious portion of one's lives in the same fandom, writing stories about the same pairing, working on a joint project for months, living in the same town and going to the same con can sometimes have unexpected consequences. And I'm very, very thankful for it.

To those of you who offered their congratulations, you have all our thanks, and chances are if we did not already love you very much, then we do now. (ETA: in my case, of course. In consulting_detective's he grudgingly does not dislike you.)

And to those of you who very unsubtly proceeded to insult my boyfriend to my face and insinuate that, I quote, 'he is only trying to manipulate [me] for attention', well

FUCK. YOU.

To all of you: this isn't a huge deal. Don't make it one. It's really the oldest, silliest story in the book, two people in love. Besides, I'm the happiest I've been in years, and I intend to stay that way.

Goodnight.

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epilogue on thursday. :D

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We'll be having actual fic linking from all the fic links, right? ;-)

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