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Prompting: Part XV
Giggles at the Palace
sherlockbbc_fic
Please check the Sticky Post to find the newest active part and post your prompts there.

Prompts from this post can be filled on the Overflow Post



GENERAL GUIDELINES
+Anon posting is most definitely allowed, but not required.
+All kinds of fills are accepted! Fic, art, vids, cosplay, interpretive dance--whatever. Go wild! :D
+Keep things neat! Read prompts before you post to see if something similar has already been done, and while you are encouraged to prompt as much as you like, try to fill as well.
+Please do not re-post prompts unless the last time they were prompted was on an older part. Simply put: ONE posting of each prompt per part.
+RPF (real person fic, i.e. fic involving the actors themselves) is not supported at this meme.
+Depending on the rate of activity, there may or may not be a prompt freeze when a part reaches 2000 and 4500 comments.
+However, there will be one when it reaches 7000. Also at 7000, after the freeze a new part will be posted, and all prompting should happen on the new part.
+Multiple fills are encouraged! :) Just because a prompt has already been claimed or written by someone, do not be afraid to offer up a second fill.

THE FILLED PROMPTS POST
There's a link to this at the bottom of the post. I ask that if the part you wanted isn't up yet, just wait and one of the archivists will get to it, but please, once it is up, please make sure you post your fills there according to the guidelines. DO NOT skip out on doing this because it seems like too much effort.
Do not be afraid to ask questions about how it works if you are confused! The mod would be happy to explain.

CONTACTING MODS
Your mods for this meme are snowishness and marill_chan. If you have any questions, concerns, comments about anything at all on the meme feel free to send a PM or contact us via the page-a-mod post.

WARNINGS/OFFENSIVE WORDING IN PROMPTS
Please consider warning for triggery prompts (and also for fills, because some people read in flat view) and phrasing prompts in a manner that strives to be respectful.

Things which you might want to consider warning for include: Rape/Non-Con, Death, Suicidal Thoughts, Self-Harm, Underage Relationships, among others.

That being said, this is a kink meme. As such, there will be prompts that could offend you in a number of different ways. Not every prompt will have a trigger warning, and not every prompt will rub you the right way. If you have an issue with a specific prompt, feel free to bring it up in a discussion that takes place off the meme. However, flaming will not be tolerated regardless of origin.
You are highly encouraged to scroll right past a prompt that you dislike.

Remember, guys; Be civil, be friendly, but don’t be shy!

LINKS AND AFFILIATES
Delicious Archive - Delicious Prompt Archive
Filled Prompts Post - Page-A-Mod

Check the Sticky Post to find a list of all the prompting posts.

Flat View of This Page
Love Post - Rant Post - Chatter Post
Sherlock RPF Request Post

Overflow Post


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The Theory of Narrative Causality (3h/5ish)

(Anonymous)
anonymous — QUICK CRACK BADFIC FILL
"Oh dear," said consulting_detective, reclining upon their bed with relish. "That is certainly quite an impressive tool."

"Others have likewise called it so," jumperfucker replied, grinning, as he braced himself on his hands and knees over the other man, stark naked. "Is this why you've called me here? to talk like Victorians and fuck like rabbits?"

"Well, you write well enough to entertain me and we live in the same city," consulting_detective conceded, having expertly deduced jumperfucker's address from the state of his jumper, the splatter of mud on his boots, and the tube ticket concealed in his jeans pocket.

"Romantic," jumperfucker drawled. He shifted alertly, rocking back against consulting_detective's hips.

"Get used to it," consulting_detective sighed, dramatically, "for I am a soulless bastard who will probably throw you down like an old sock when I'm done with you."

"No," was jumperfucker's clever response. "I think you've been traumatized in your youth, as all tragic heroes have, and now I must cure you with my Dastardly Dick of Doom."

"That is another interpretation of our relationship," consulting_detective agreed. "I would rather like to know whether you live up to John 'Three Continents' Watson, you know, or if it's the claim of your ludicrously lyrical imagination — for surely for me to be the tragic hero you must be the loyal but rather dim sidekick with the silly theories and the liking for strawberry jam."

"Christ, your mouth would do with some stuffing, the way it babbles," jumperfucker remarked, before providing the stuffing.

Afterwards, they lay in a sweaty heap upon the coverlet, breathing hard and generally praising their own performances.

"That was quite pleasing, that trick of your tongue," consulting_detective admitted, much as he was loath to admit the talent of anyone other than himself.

"Thank you," jumperfucker said pleasantly. "I liked that roll of your hips, just when you were coming. Very nicely done, that."

"Thank you," consulting_detective said lazily. "Oh, and next time, we're trying roleplaying. I would rather enjoy deducing how long you like to be denied orgasm, I think. You can be Watson."

(sorry, guys. i tried. D:)

anonymous
"Thank you," consulting_detective said lazily. "Oh, and next time, we're trying roleplaying. I would rather enjoy deducing how long you like to be denied orgasm, I think. You can be Watson."

YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE US HERE

jumperfucker
OH. MY. GOD.

What did I just read.

anonymous
Rule 34, Johnny-boy!

jumperfucker
I'm still LOLing, mate.

anonymous
This is why I love you, John.

anonymous
consulting_detective
, amirite? :D

anonymous
Absolument. ;)


as a disclaimer: i have seen russian smileys discussed, but i've not total confirmation. if it's complete bullshit, do let me know?

next step saturday, i believe. keep on rocking, all of you. &hearts

Re: The Theory of Narrative Causality (3h/5ish)

These are the reasons why you win the universe:
The adorable way Sherlock keeps calling him John
MRS HUDSON RUNS THE KINKMEME HOW IS THIS NOT CANON?
John reads RPF about himself!

Also what happened about the con? Did they not meet? When will they meet *bounces up and down like an eager five year old asking when she can go to the zoo*

Re: The Theory of Narrative Causality (3h/5ish)

I just thought you ought to know that for the last half hour, #bakerstreet has been giving this update a running commentary.

Don't ever stop. This is the best thing ever. ♥

Edited at 2011-05-24 08:27 pm (UTC)

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Re: The Theory of Narrative Causality (3h/5ish)

I just died and have gone to heaven. There is fic about them!!! *flails

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OH MY GOD BEST THING EVER.

My head is exploding everywhere. All over the homework I'm not doing because I'm reading this. Mrs Hudson is the kinkmeme mod! QUADRUPLE META. OR SOMETHING, I CAN'T KEEP TRACK.

<3

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *does happydance at update*

also who's not_thatbill and lass_sirine?

also also I want to make out with you for adding a TV Tropes article. Which I realize is disturbing so I will clarify this is only in the sense that people promise their firstborn to one author or another.

Also at "Only Friend: jumperfucker doubles as this and as The Watson." I was silly enough to be eating and had to dislodge rice from my nose after.

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jumperfucker
OH. MY. GOD.

What did I just read.


Live by Teh Slash, die by Teh Slash

Re: The Theory of Narrative Causality (3h/5ish)

Oh. My. Lord. This is amazing!
So much love!
This is going to get posted off the kink meme, I hope? Maybe... Oh goodness, with more links? (It was so tempting to start looking at TV tropes. Fridge Insults has to exist, no?)
ALL THE LOVE!

Re: The Theory of Narrative Causality (3h/5ish)

I will have you know I've been looking forward to Tuesday all weekend. :D :D This continues to be hysterically funny and so, so perfect.

Re: The Theory of Narrative Causality (3h/5ish)

You. Win at all things. Could not stop laughing

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*falls over laughing*

It's going to be such a long time until Saturday! I guess I will just have to READ THIS AGAIN ABOUT FIFTY TIMES, OH TRAGEDY. :D :D :D

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I STOPPED /EVERYTHING/ TO READ THIS

JUST FYI

/EVERYTHING/

NO REGRETS djlfakjsd;falwekjgafwl;efkajwe;flakwejfawfe

dkfja;sldfkaj;wlefkaj;4ogiahr;aglkrejfa;wlekfj I HAVE HAD AT LEAST 12 KEYSMASHY MESSAGES AND 6 KEYSMASHY TWEETS SENT IN THE LAST MINUTES ldskfja;sldkfaj;sdlfk

JUST

sdkfja;sldfka THIS IS THE BEST EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER

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(Anonymous)
This is. the most amazing thing. I have ever read. *clutches face; runs around in circles*

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I don't think it's possible to love this more. Your dedication to formatting is -amazing-.

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(Anonymous)
@smileys: It's not complete bullshit, but they're Asian, not specifically Russian. They're pretty common in Anime/Manga fandoms because of that.
wiki knows: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emoticon

Also: You're a mad genius for writing this! <3

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