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Prompting: Part IX
Giggles at the Palace
sherlockbbc_fic
Please check the Sticky Post to find the newest active part and post your prompts there.

Prompts from this post can be filled on the Overflow Post



GENERAL GUIDELINES
+Anon posting is most definitely allowed, but not required.
+All kinds of fills are accepted! Fic, art, vids, cosplay, interpretive dance--whatever. Go wild! :D
+Keep things neat! Read prompts before you post to see if something similar has already been done, and while you are encouraged to prompt as much as you like, try to fill as well.
+Please do not re-post prompts unless the last time they were prompted was on an older part. Simply put: ONE posting of each prompt per part.
+Until further notice, RPF (real person fic, i.e. fic involving the actors themselves) is not supported at this meme.
+Depending on the rate of activity, there may or may not be a prompt freeze when a part reaches 2000 and 4500 comments.
+However, there will be one when it reaches 7000. Also at 7000, a new part will be posted, and all prompting should happen on the new part.
+Multiple fills are encouraged! :) Just because a prompt has already been claimed or written by someone, do not be afraid to offer up a second fill.

THE FILLED PROMPTS POST
There's a link to this at the bottom of the post. I ask that if the part you wanted isn't up yet, just wait and one of the archivists will get to it, but please, once it is up, please make sure you post your fills there according to the guidelines. DO NOT skip out on doing this because it seems like too much effort.
Do not be afraid to ask questions about how it works if you are confused! The mod would be happy to explain.

CONTACTING MODS
Your mod for this meme is snowishness. If you have any questions, concerns, comments about anything at all on the meme feel free to send a PM or contact me via the page-a-mod post.

RE: OFFENSIVELY WORDED PROMPTS
Guys, I will only put in one reminder about this.
Think before you prompt about the way you are asking. It isn’t difficult, and it will only take a minute or so of your time.

That said...
DISCLAIMER
This is a kink meme. As such, there will be prompts that could offend you in a number of different ways. Not every prompt will have a trigger warning, and not every prompt will rub you the right way. If you have an issue with a specific prompt, feel free to bring it up in a discussion that takes place off the meme. However, flaming will not be tolerated regardless of origin.
You have rights to an opinion, of course, just as you have the right to scroll right past a prompt that you dislike.

Remember, guys; Be civil, be friendly, but don’t be shy!

LINKS AND AFFILIATES
Delicious Archive - Filled Prompts Post - Page-A-Mod
Check the Sticky Post to find a list of all the prompting posts.
Flat View of This Page
Love Post - Rant Post - Chatter Post
Sherlock RPF Request Post
Overflow Post


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Sherlock!Cinderella - Yeah! So, just go with it anons!

IDEK.

can the skull turn into a magic carriage?

That is utter perfection. A+++

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A POOR ORPHAN BOY NAMED CINDERLOCK. HE LIVED WITH HIS WICKED STEPMOTHER JIM AND HIS TWO EVIL STEPSISTERS, ANDERSON AND SEBASTIAN. THEY WERE SO CRUEL THAT THEY MADE CINDERLOCK DO HOUSEWORK ALL DAY. AT NIGHT, THEY MADE HIM SLEEP IN THE FIREPLACE. CINDERLOCK DREAMED OF A BETTER LIFE, A LIFE WHERE HE COULD RENT A MODEST SIZED APARTMENT IN LONDON WITH A SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS ROOMMATE AND SOLVE MYSTERIES. ALAS, IT WAS NOT TO BE.

OR SO CINDERLOCK THOUGHT.

ONE DAY, PRINCE JOHN INVITED EVERYONE TO HIS FANCY BALL. JIM, SEBASTIAN, AND ANDERSON EAGERLY PREPARED, ALL THE WHILE CRUELLY TAUNTING CINDERLOCK, "SOCIOPATHS CAN'T COME TO THE BALL!"

THAT NIGHT, CINDERLOCK WAS LEFT ALONE WHILE HIS WICKED STEPMOTHER AND STEPSISTERS ATTENDED THE BALL. HE BROODED MEANINGFULLY OVER HIS SITUATION WHEN SUDDENLY HIS FAIRY GODMOTHER, MYCROFT APPEARED.

"SUP," SAID MYCROFT. "WANNA GO TO THE BALL?"

"WILL THERE BE COCAINE?" ASKED CINDERLOCK.

"SURE, WHY NOT?" SAID MYCROFT AND WAVED HIS MAGICAL UMBRELLA. SUDDENLY CINDERLOCK'S PET SKULL TURNED INTO A MAGICAL CARRIAGE AND HIS TATTERED CLOTHING BECAME A BEAUTIFUL GOWN.

"THE FUCK AM I WEARING A GOWN FOR?" SAID CINDERLOCK.

"SHUT UP AND GET IN THE CARRIAGE DO YOU REALIZE HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS TO TURN A FUCKING HUMAN SKULL IN A GODDAMN CARRIAGE IT'S REALLY COMPLICATED JESUS. BY THE WAY, GET BACK HERE BEFORE MIDNIGHT." SO CINDERLOCK GOT IN THE CARRIAGE AND WENT ON HIS WAY TO THE BALL, GLEEFULLY HOPING THAT SOMEONE WOULD DIE SO HE COULD SOLVE THE MURDER.

"HEY THIS IS PRETTY SWEET," SAID CINDERLOCK WHEN HE ARRIVED. THEN AGAIN, CINDERLOCK'S IDEA OF FANCY WAS A CLEAN FIREPLACE TO SLEEP IN, SO WHO REALLY KNOWS HOW GREAT THE PARTY WAS. EITHER WAY, HE ENDED UP DANCING WITH PRINCE JOHN HIMSELF.

"I LIKE THE WAY YOU DEDUCE," SAID JOHN, PRETTY SMITTEN. "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

BEFORE CINDERLOCK COULD ANSWER, THE CLOCK STRUCK MIDNIGHT AND CINDERLOCK RAN AWAY, LEAVING A SAD JOHN BEHIND IN HIS SAD PARTY JUMPER.

THE NEXT DAY, WORD SPREAD THAT PRINCE JOHN WAS LOOKING FOR A MYSTERIOUS GUEST FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE. IT WAS RUMORED THAT HE WANTED TO MARRY THEM! HE EVEN HAD A CLUE. THE GUEST HAD LEFT BEHIND A CUSTOMIZED NICOTINE PATCH!

"OH SHIT YOU GUYS," SAID ANDERSON. "IT'S TOTALLY GONNA BE ONE OF US."

CINDERLOCK ROLLED HIS EYES AND WENT BACK TO QUIETLY PLOTTING ANDERSON'S SLOW AND PAINFUL MURDER.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. IT WAS PRINCE JOHN! CINDERLOCK PLAYED IT COOL, "WHO MADE THAT JUMPER? YOUR BLIND MOTHER?"

"ACTUALLY, YEAH," ANSWERED JOHN. "CONSIDERING THAT SHE'S BLIND, IT'S PRETTY WELL CRAFTED. SHE'S GOT A CHAIN OF BUSINESSES ALL ALONG THE WEST COAST."

THEN JOHN GAVE A VERY BORING SPEECH ABOUT THE MYSTERIOUS GUEST AND THE NICOTINE PATCH. JIM, ANDERSON, AND SEBASTIAN WERE VERY EXCITED. JIM TRIED ON THE NICOTINE PATCH FIRST. IT DID NOT FIT. THEN, ANDERSON. IT DID NOT FIT! FINALLY, SEBASTIAN TRIED IT ON AND IT DID NOT FIT!

"OH WEL," SAID JIM, ATTEMPTING TO PUSH JOHN OUT THE DOOR.

"WAIT, WHAT ABOUT THAT ATTRACTIVE ANGEL WITH THOSE CUPID'S BOW LIPS AND EYES LIKE THE SEA DURING A STORM?" ASKED JOHN.

"OH DO YOU MEAN CINDERLOCK? HE'S JUST A SERVANT." SAID SEBASTIAN.

"WELL I INVITED EVERYONE IN THE KINGDOM TO MY PARTY SO HE SHOULD TRY ON THE NICOTINE PATCH TOO." SAID JOHN.

"NO WAY!" SAID ANDERSON.

"A'IGHT." SAID CINDERLOCK. "LEMME TRY." AND HE DID. AND IT FIT!

"OH THANK GOODNESS I THOUGHT I HAD LOST YOU!" SAID JOHN AND HE EMBRACED CINDERLOCK. "WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY?"

"WELL I'VE GOT A BUSY LIFE OF BEING EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY ABUSED BY MY FAMILY. YOU KNOW."

AND CINDERLOCK AND JOHN LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. AND JIM, SEBASTIAN, AND ANDERSON DID NOT BECAUSE JOHN HAD THEM PUBLICLY DRAWN AND QUARTERED AND THEN FED TO HIS DOGS.

THE END.

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY AWESOME THERE ARE NO WORDS.

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY FILL OUT THE LITTLE MERMAID AU FIC TOO, 'CUZ YOU'RE SO AWESOM!!!

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(Anonymous)
JUST THE FACT THAT THIS IS ALL IN CAPSLOCK MULTIPLIES ITS AWESOMENESS BY INFINITYFOLD.

EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO LAUGH OUT MY LUNG NOW.

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(Anonymous)
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN

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(Anonymous)
A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF SAD JOHN IN HIS SAD PARTY JUMPER!!!

considering she's blind it's pretty well crafted - LOL XD

mycroft must work over time to be a fairy godmother and mycroft poppins

THIS IS GLORIOUS. A LIFE WHERE HE COULD RENT A MODEST SIZED APARTMENT IN LONDON WITH A SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS ROOMMATE AND SOLVE MYSTERIES. LIVING THE DREAM, PEOPLE.

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(Anonymous)
"A LIFE WHERE HE COULD RENT A MODEST SIZED APARTMENT IN LONDON WITH A SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS ROOMMATE AND SOLVE MYSTERIES."

Doesn't everyone dream of this life? This is brilliant!

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(Anonymous)
A LIFE WHERE HE COULD RENT A MODEST SIZED APARTMENT IN LONDON WITH A SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS ROOMMATE AND SOLVE MYSTERIES. ALAS, IT WAS NOT TO BE.

BEFORE I GO ANY FURTHER I MUST ASK FOR YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE. THIS HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD AT WORK I ALMOST GOT IN TROUBLE.

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Dear liberateourtime,

I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!! THIS IS THE BEST FILL IN ALL THE LAND!

Seriously, every single line here had me guffaw and wish they could be on icons.

Special mention goes to:
"I LIKE THE WAY YOU DEDUCE," SAID JOHN"
"WILL THERE BE COCAINE?" ASKED CINDERLOCK."
Having Mycroft say, "'Sup." - HEE! It's like a dream come true!
Anderson and the others - OMG LMAO!

I can't choose a favorite, it would be like picking among my children or something.
Okay, I lied. This is the line I want, nay, need on an icon:
"SOCIOPATHS CAN'T COME TO THE BALL!" ROFLMAOYSST

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ROFLMAOYSST!

You win like ALL the internets, BB!

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