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WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE
THE SHERLOCK BBC KINKMEME
AND
ANGRYBEIGE
IF YOU DON’T COME
YOU CLEARLY JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND
THEIR TRUE FUCKING LOVE'
Sherlock put down the invitation and glared. ‘Do we have to go?’ he demanded.
‘I’ve already replied and said we will,’ John told him. ‘And I don’t want them to think we don’t understand their true fucking love, so no more arguing.’
When they got there, however, John began to think Sherlock might have had a point.
Everyone was crowded around the edges of the room in order to leave space for what appeared to be a lobster knife fight.
The kinkmeme kept trying to seduce Sherlock, Lestrade, Mycroft and John himself, which John couldn’t help feeling was bad form at its own wedding. ‘Anthea’ was getting her fair share of attention too, but hadn’t noticed due to being absorbed in writing her NaNoWriMo novel on her Blackberry.
Anderson was in a corner, surrounded by dinosaurs which the kinkmeme had given him for some reason and was looking confused and terrified.
‘You were right,’ John admitted to Sherlock. ‘We should never have come. These people are deranged.’
Sherlock didn’t reply, as he was busy looking suspiciously at a hummingird that was whizzing around the room. John was puzzled until suddenly there was a flash and where the hummingbird had been stood Moriarty.
Moriarty produced a gun from somewhere and aimed it at Mycroft.
‘DON’T SHOOT MYCROFT IN HIS FAT’ yelled the kinkmeme, horrified. ‘HOW WILL THE FANGIRLS SURVIVE?’
Moriarty dropped the gun, clutching his head. ‘Owwww, enough with the capslock,’ he whined.
‘Sorry,’ said the kinkmeme.
‘NEVER APOLOGISE FOR THE FUCKING GODLIKE NOTION THAT IS CAPSLOCK,’ said Sherlock, who appeared to have cheered up all of a sudden. Moriarty wailed.
The wedding got quite a lot better after that. Admittedly the kinkmeme continued to flirt shamelessly with everyone, and even Captain Jack Harkness (who had come as Mrs. Hudson’s date) said he thought it was a bit of a slag. And an army of ants came to claim John as their queen. And Mycroft deliberately everyone’s milkshake. Nevertheless it was generally agreed by all that on the whole there was nothing about this wedding that they would not have sex with.
Then the ceremony happened. Lestrade officiated, and pronounced them married by the POWER OF SCIENCE.
John and Sherlock went home. Mycroft went back to running the world. Moriarty went back to trying to take it over. Anderson fled down the street pursued by aroused dinosaurs. And angrybeige and the kinkmeme retired to a cottage in Sussex to keep bees and write porn.
THE END
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A possibility my secret reading fanfiction at work habit has been discovered...
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DED.
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I just hope the reception has cake and not death. A good cake, not a cake wreck.
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THIS IS THE MOST BRILLAINT PIECE OF KINKMEME FIC EVER PRODUCED AND I WOULD MARRY IT BUT I KNOW THE WEDDING WOULD NOT BE NEARLY AS AWESOME AS KINKMEME AND ANGRYBEIGE'S.
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Death. Imminent.
Thank you.
Seriously, though where is this from? It's soo funny!
"‘DON’T SHOOT MYCROFT IN HIS FAT’ yelled the kinkmeme, horrified."
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