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Prompting Part XXXIV
Giggles at the Palace
Please check the Sticky Post to find the newest active part and post your prompts there.


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Despite Previous Beliefs, Sherlock is *NOT* Good at Dirty Talk

Sherlock isn't good at dirty talk. It sounds messy and awkward and just fake, not to mention the fact that it makes him incredibly nervous and uncomfortable. In fact, he finds that he has the best sex when he doesn't speak at all.

John understands. John always understands.

Re: Despite Previous Beliefs, Sherlock is *NOT* Good at Dirty Talk

x100 for headcanon

Sherlock's always known actions speak louder than words.

Possibly RTYI (Anonymous) Expand

Sherlock/Molly, Clit Overstimulation, (Accidental) Watersports

Sherlock loves to eat Molly out, sliding his tongue over her and maybe finger-fucking her for good measure. All of the stimulation on her clit causes her to pee a little.

Molly is incredibly embarrassed. Sherlock loves it, and tries to get her to do it again.

Re: Sherlock/Molly, Clit Overstimulation, (Accidental) Watersports


Mycroft starts returning comments about his diet with Sherlock appropriate ones

Like... Sherlock's so stupid he forgets to eat when on cases cos he clearly can't multitask... or something. Obviously I'll leave the insults upto filler, but clearly Sherlock doesn't need Mycroft's diet because he simply doesn't eat half the time... so yeah, I'd like to see Mycroft return the comments Sherlock's always shooting his way. Ah, the brotherly love...

John/Mary (or John/Mary/Sherlock) - Light Bondage

Sex - Mary with her hands tied together behind her, bent over the back of the couch at 221B.

Gen, Not all bad

Someone (Sherlock? John? Molly?) manages to convince Jim to try being a hero for a change.

Of course, he still acts more like the Master on crack than like a sane human being. He still threatens to skin people and plays pop music in life-threatening situations. But he's doing it to save people now--which actually makes him even more damn dangerous.

Bonus: Jim and Seb teaming up with Holmes and Watson

Re: Gen, Not all bad

Jesus this is brillant!!!

OP (Anonymous) Expand

Johnlock; mistaken abuse re prompt

Because I found this and it was to glorious not to be filled.

Every so often Sherlock shows up to a case with fresh bruises, and/or walking stiff and funny. Everyone knows he has a new boyfriend, a fresh from Afghanistan soldier that no one's actually met yet. Two plus two equals Sherlock in an abusive relationship.

In actuality John's been teaching him self defense, some special moves he picked up in the army that Sherlock is keen to learn. Eventually they stage an intervention. Sherlock is amused.

Johniarty; Soul mates verse, with a twist (dominant personality)

So I've been reading a lot of soulmate AU's lately, and I had this idea in my head...

Every person is born with a soulmate, and that persons first man is written on the back of their hand. One one meets their soulmate, it only takes skin on skin contact to seal the bond between them forever.

The thing is, inside of each soulbound relationship, there is one person who is the 'dominant' personality and one person who is the 'submissive' personality. The submissive becomes extremely emotionally dependent on the dom. Doing anything for them, wanting only what their dom wants. D/S verse to the /extreme/. However, no one knows for sure who will be the dominant and who will be the submissive in the bond. So most people, even if they meet their soul mate, are extremely reluctant to bond, and might even avoid them out of fear of loosing their free will.

Moriarty finds out that he and John are soulbounds. And decides that the best way to break Sherlock is to bond with John and take the good doctor away from the detective forever- Moriarty is /sure/ that he will be the dominant. So when he kidnaps John, pulls off his gloves, and presses his bare palm against Watsons, he's sure that this is the perfect way for him to gain an obedient little minion with the added benefit of sex.


Except the second their skin touches, Jim feels everything he'd previously valued slip away from him... Control doesn't matter, his boredom doesn't matter, the criminal network he spent so long building? It's nothing to him anymore... All he can think about is John Watson, good, lovely, handsome, perfect John Watson. He can't even think of himself in a singular context anymore- he /belongs/ to John. Body, mind, and soul. And he'll do /anything/ for him. He /needs/ him.

And John, a bit thrown but still himself, realizes the second he meets Moriartys eyes that Jim wont be causing any trouble anymore.

The rest is up to anon.

John and Sherlock go to a sex club . . . or the grocery store

Sherlock drags John along to a sex club (in the appropriate clubbing attire) for some plot/case reason. Except before/after/instead of going to the club, they end up having to stop at the Tescos John usually shops at. In their leather/fishnet/etc. Sherlock is completely oblivious to why John might be embarrassed about this.

Re: John and Sherlock go to a sex club . . . or the grocery store

This is hilarious! I just pictured a Dr Frank N Furter lookalike Sherlock needing to buy some lube..

Janine takes revenge... on Mary

Somehow, Janine finds out that her supposed best friend used her to get information about her boss and then concussed her. What does she do?

It can be just something mischievous but not actually harmful like the articles about Sherlock, or something more sinister, but please don't make her Moriarty's sister.

John/Sherlock, John/Mary aka Moriarty Crack

John never noticed that his wife is actually Moriarty in drag. Yeah it should've made him suspicious that she lacked the necessary female equipment when he undressed her but it takes Sherlock to point it out to him that he's been fucking Moriarty all these years.

So if John is having gay sex with somebody it better be him, Sherlock thinks.

mini-fill - I'm sooo changeable

"John...There's something I've been meaning to tell you." Sherlock looks uncomfortably at the smooth tarmac.

John holds back a smile. Finally, Sherlock is going to confess he is a giant homo.

"Your wife...is Moriarty."

The wind blows dramatically through Sherlock's hair.
John gets a bit of dandelion fluff in his mouth on account of it gaping clear to the runway. "Come again?"

"Mary. She- He..Is Moriarty."

"Is this a joke?" John says.

"Oh for God's sake John! He's clearly packing on the left! I felt his erection when we hugged just now!"

Mary standing beside Mycroft gives John two thumbs up from near the airplane.

"It's an Mpreg AU!" Mycroft shouts from between his cupped hands.


The 221st time.

Re: Sherlock/John


Re: Sherlock/John (Anonymous) Expand

Not sure how to qualify - has a little bit of a lot of things

Mary has her secret, and doesn't want it to hurt John, so when Sherlock comes back from the dead, she gets the idea that if she hooks her fiancée up with the consulting detective, she can leave John without having to hurt him. Mary is practically head of the JohnLock fanclub, and so tries to push her boys together at every opportunity she can.

One afternoon, she's called to 221B for a talk. Turns out that the boys have figured out what she's been doing.

However, her plan backfired.

Instead of falling in love with one another, they've both fallen for her.

Confused love triangle and Mary being - for once - at a complete and utter loss.

(Author is okay with threesome.)

Re: Not sure how to qualify - has a little bit of a lot of things


Mystrade, noncon

Lestrade should have been suspicious when Mycroft Holmes offered him a cup of tea during one of their meetings, but he accepted it, more the fool him.

When he woke up again, he was naked, and tied to a bed.

I would love it for this to go to a dirty-bad-wrong-hot place, but if a writer wants to do something a little more realistic with it that's fine too. It's really just the visual of Lestrade slumping down in his chair and Mycroft calmly plucking the cup from his lax fingers that I'm in love with.

Johnlock, The Pizza Delivery Boy

Okay, time for me to show my inner-SPN fangirl. In one episode of SPN, Cas sees porn for the first time. It involved a bored housewife and the naive pizza delivery boy. Meg then, not-so-subtly, suggests that they should re-enact it some time.

I present to you this prompt. Sherlock sees cheesy porn for the first time and then proceeds to awkwardly discuss it with John. Not that he doesn't understand what is happening, mind you. Simply that he doesn't understand why anyone would want to do it with a greasy delivery boy, when their husband could come home at any moment, when neither has been tested - I think you get the picture. He basically takes the sexiness out of porn.

John doesn't even bother trying to explain it to him, but rather, decides to show him, through role play, just how hot the pizza delivery boy on housewife action can be.

Prefer Sherlock as the delivery boy and Bottom!Sherlock, please!

Have there been any "Dead like me" crossover prompts?
I want Sherlock, Lestrade,Molly,Mycroft and John to be reapers.
Gen or pairings are fine
RTYI welcomed