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Prompting Part XXXII
Giggles at the Palace
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Crack Dialogue Prompt

Immediately following Mycroft's first visit to Scotland Yard

DONOVAN: ...Sir, no!
LESTRADE: Our babies will be smart and beautiful.

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For the first time in my life I wish that I could write crack. Seconded.

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Psychopath!BAMF!John/Sniper Sebastian

Sniper!Sebastian meeting Psychopath!BAMF!John in Supermax prison. When Sebastian first being in, he was warned never to get near John H. Watson. And he simply do not understand what is wrong about this handsome, harmless looking man.
It can be as dark/violent as you like. But Sherlock Holmes will not be mentioned.

Re: Psychopath!BAMF!John/Sniper Sebastian

Seconded! This sounds super interesting. Apart from Moran and John being BAMFs, this is the first story I've read where Sherlock won't even be mentioned passingly. Innnteressting :D

John's Terranen. Sherlock's Comyn, of course, maybe even one of the Hasturs of Hastur (although God knows he's enough like Dyan Ardais to be related to him). And he's learned to deduce everything he can about people, and carefully trained himself to alienate everyone he meets ... because has no TRACE of laran. None.

Mycroft/Brotherlock Angst

"Mummy and Pater, do you think they'd be proud of us, the men we've become?"

"...They'd be proud of you."

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Yes, please.

Mystrade crack/fluff

LESTRADE: Younger me would be incredibly proud

MYCROFT: I'm sorry?

LESTRADE: I just 'fucked the government'

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Pahahaha! +100

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The reason Sherlock prefers to text rather than talk is because Sherlock gets bored talking on the phone, and has a habit of putting it down and start doing something else mid-conversation. Sometimes he comes back, but most of the time the person on the other end is left hanging.

(Totally not based on a friend of mine who does this all the time or anything... >>)

For my birthday- sex practice for a case

No I don't want fucking cake for my birthday (I already read Fucking Cake and it was fantastic!).
I want Sherlock to take on a case where he needs to have sex to get info ( escort ring, prostitution, suspect who frequents bars- whatever) and he's very upset his virginity is going to get in the way and blow his cover. Cue Sherlock angry with self that this could jeopardize his work, and his wanting John to help him practice sexual technique, gag reflex, etc..
Bonus for John being hesitant to help, as he is a doctor and the activities might not be safe.

Crack: Everybody is on tumblr

Purley crack but John's website made me think what it would be like if everybody was on tumblr. Show me who they are following, Sherlock's devious plans to get more followers than John, Molly posting nothing but cat gifs, Lestrade's dashbord being manipulated by Mycroft so it's nothing but English History facts and suits, Moriarty leaving creepy anon asks. Basically just something funny and not very serious.


Reader is Mrs.Hudson's granddaughter/niece and encounters John and sherlock making out. Finding this incredibly hot she sticks around until they eventually catch her and decide to include her in their games.

+5 if handcuffs are used on reader
+20 if Sherlock uses that jaguar-in-a-cello voice on her
+50 if Double penetration is involved

Alternate Universe-Actor(Obsessive!Sherlock/BAMF!John)

John starts filming since he was a child, and he was born natural. Although he got a terrible family, with a junkie dad and a mentally ill mom.
Sherlock is a nightmare to his family, they just don't know what to do with him. They had quite a shock when Sherlock announced to be one top actor.

please bring out the snappy, snarky edge of John, and of course his well of deadpan sarcasm.
and Sherlock is arrogant, calculating, manipulative as always.

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This is RTYI. It doesn't have the backstory that you requested, but both John and Sherlock are top actors and are written extremely well in character.


Warnings for Non Con/Dub Con Star Trek AU

Its been a long time since I prompted anything, but I just had to prompt this when I heard that Benedict Cumberbatch was rumoured to play Kahn in the new Star Trek!

Sherlock as the villain attempting to take over the ship that John Watson is serving on as a doctor. Sherlock takes John hostage. Sex ensues.

Basically, anything like this would be great, but if you wanted to maybe make Sherlock a romulan or a Vulcan in pon far etc that would be great too, I just want Star Trek and Sherlock BBC together :)

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Teen!lock John self-abuses, Sherlock tries to help him stop

Teen!John's home-life is a wreck and he cuts himself to cope, has done for years. One night Sherlock comes over and realizes somehow what is happening and takes care of John.

Bonus points for really protective!Sherlock

Blind!Lestrade, S/L (gen or slash) or S/L/J

Lestrade is slowly going blind and trying to hide it as long as he can do so without hampering his job and his team's careers. Sherlock deduces the truth.

What happens next and how serious Lestrade's condition entirely up to author. Can be gen or father-son relationship or slash or even a threesome involving doctor!John if you like, but I'd really like the focus (oh dear) to be on blind!Lestrade's dilemma and Sherlock's reaction to it.

"Open Season" on Lestrade = possible whumpage, violence, H/C

Lestrade's made a lot of enemies in his time. Criminal enemies. After Sherlock's fall, the sensationalist media plays up Lestrade's disgrace and suspension from his position (along with plenty of photos), and some of those enemies realise that Lestrade is now a man alone, without the Yarders behind him, without so much as a baton for self-defence. In fact, it actually would solve some of the problems faced by the Met's senior leadership if Lestrade just... disappeared.

I'd like to see who (if anyone) realises how vulnerable Lestrade is and tries to watch out for him, before it's too late.

Whumpage, violence, and darkfic don't scare me. ;)

Re: "Open Season" on Lestrade = possible whumpage, violence, H/C

Mmmmh, seconded! (I love whumped!Lestrade and h/c.)

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Crack prompt - Seb and Jim seeking each other in the Afterlife

(I mentioned this on the Rant Meme some time ago and it's been haunting me since.)

Three years after Moriarty's suicide, Moran is dispatched into afterlife, courtesy of Sherlock Holmes.

Sadly, he and Jim can no longer share headquarters. Either Moran once did a good deed that saved him from eternal damnation, or Moriarty found an unexpected champion among the saints and martyrs and ended up in Purgatory or even Heaven, where he's being bored to death.

But you can't keep true lovers apart, Lord no. Even if it takes blowing up the whole sodding Afterworld and blackmailing Saint Peter into yielding up his all-opening key.

Bonus if you can involve the other dead people from the show, ie the Cabbie, General Shan, Carl Powers or the Boy from Belarus.

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