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Prompting Part XXXII
Giggles at the Palace
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John's lovely arse S/J

Sherlock has a strange fascination for the blond hair on John's peachy butt.

Basically this prompt is a shameless request for hair and butt appreciation porn fill.

Sherlock is Scrooge

John wants to have a christmas party. Sherlock doesnt. I want Sherlock to be a modern version of Scrooge. Christmas? Sentimental humbug!!

Maybe Sally, Mycroft and Lestrade or Moriarty as the three ghosts?

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RTYI. More focused on the three visitors than on whatever happens before Sherlock goes to bed than your prompt suggests, but it's really close.
Molly, Mrs. Hudson and Mycroft(maybe?) as the three ghosts.



John is a time/universe jumper who keeps on running into difficult situations every time he just wants a break.


The Slenderman wants John.

RTYI welcomed :>

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Seconded, and an RTYI!: http://archiveofourown.org/works/270897

(there is never enough Slenderman in Sherlock)

"I suppose I deserve this..."

I have always wondered why John isn't more freaked out with all of the body parts Sherlock seems to bring home. I mean he barely bats an eyelid when Donovan finds the eyeballs in the microwave and he'd not quite moved in at that point.

So here's my thought. John as a resident doctor was a terror. He'd forever prank people and the one thing that amused him the most was to stick body parts he'd come across in the morgue into people's lockers and now he almost sees what Sherlock does as some sort of divine retribution for his past pranks.

Sherlock finds out about one particularly ingenious prank involving body parts that not only makes him laugh, but makes him secretly (or not so secretly) impressed with him.

Long story short.

John as a resident pulled pranks involving various body parts he found in the morgue. He now wonders if Sherlock's experiments are some sort of divine retribution for his past pranks.

Hi writers!

My grandmother died and even if it was the best for her I am now really in the need of some fluff.
Could someone write me something? Please! I beg you! *makes puppy eyes*

I'm not picky. Johncroft, Mystrade, Sherstrade, Johnlock... Everything is fine with me!

Please make me feel a little better.
(sry I'm a non native speaker. I hope you get what I want)

I'm really sorry about your grandmother, OP. I hope this will help a little... though I'm not sure it's fluffy enough.


Somehow it seems fitting that her grave is located in the same yard as Sherlock's once was. John stands a few feet away, watching as the rest of the people who attended the funeral slowly begin to file away now that a sobbing Clara’s been taken to a car. Lestrade stops and gives him a friendly clap on the shoulder, a silent note of apology that hangs in the air and buoys John's spirits in a way that little else has since he received the news. He covers Lestrade's hand with his own and then, by some unspoken signal, both men let their hands drop to their sides and Lestrade steps away to join Sally Donovan. She wasn't invited but John doesn't have the fight left in him to protest her presence, and anyway at least she hasn't made any fuss.

He walks over to the spot where the peaceful grass has been marred by upturned dirt, eyes lingering on the words etched deeply into the stone. HARRIET MARIE WATSON is what it reads in huge block letters, with the date just underneath. No one else had stepped forward to suggest something different, not even Clara, and John doesn't feel he knows – knew – his sister well enough to decide what else should go on the gravestone. It's simple and understated and Harry probably would have hated it, but then she'd hated pretty much everything John liked so that's no surprise.

The wind blows, scattering the flower petals, and a shadow falls over him and the grave.

He doesn't need to turn around to know who is standing behind him.

"The last time I was here I was visiting you," he says. "Don't suppose there's a chance that Harry's going to come back, is there?"

"No," Sherlock says quietly. Dressed in his normal black suit, he cuts an imposing figure amidst the peace. He'd stood at the back of the crowd during the funeral, eyes locked on John and Clara. Just knowing that he was there had given John the strength to hold it together.

"It's funny," he says, "even when you know it's coming that doesn't make it any easier. I told Harry for years that she would end up with liver damage if she kept pushing her luck but would she listen to me? No, of course not. I was just her annoying brother. God." He clenches a hand into a fist, fighting back a useless bout of rage. Honestly, he thought he'd moved past this, this anger with the world when someone dies too soon. But he's discovering that there is really no end to that helpless fury.

"John." Sherlock looks uncertain. He's not good at this. "She is... not in pain anymore."

Surprisingly the words, paltry though they may be, do help. John's a doctor and the day he'd heard the diagnosis he'd known that Harry's fate was sealed. He hadn't cried then but about a week later, after a case in which a child had been the victim, he'd broken down and wept for hours, and Sherlock had been there, pulling John down into his lap and holding him until John sank into an exhausted sleep. John tries to imagine how he would gone through this, the death of the last member of his family, without Sherlock and can't. He might not have liked Harry but that doesn't mean she wasn't his sister. There's a connection there - there was a connection there that nothing but death can break. The grim thought makes him shudder and Sherlock reaches out, gripping John's shoulder, bracing him against all of the pain in the world.

"Thank you," John says very quietly, turning to look at him.

"I haven't done much."

"I know you asked Mycroft to help."

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Mpreg with a twist

Just listened to Savage Love Podcast 315 where Dan talks about saline balls. It wasn't that, however, that intrigued me; it was something else that he said. The summary of which is Dan's bio teacher once told him that if an embryo was somehow implanted in a man's scrotum it would be possible for a man to carry it to term because of the high blood flow to that area and the incredible expandability of a man's scrotum.

So could I get an Johnlock m-preg story where either John or Sherlock carries a baby to term in his balls? Maybe it's a spin on the Omega!verse. Maybe there's some MadScientist!Sherlock going on. Does the pregnant party stay active or are they bedridden immediately? All that's up to the author, but I'm really pumped to see what someone comes up with.

Re: Mpreg with a twist

Ok, definitely saying I can't fill this. Just no time. Well, maybe when finals are over... Crap! Why do I have plot bunnies running around in my head?! I'm totally seeing this as a dark fic with abducted character mpreg and held captive for duration. Maybe John, with Sherlock and Lestrade and Mycroft on the hunt.

Sherlock/Molly Knotting

All I want, dear writers, is a filthy PWP of Sherlock knotting Molly, and descriptions of how much cum he's pumping into her. That is all.

Re: Sherlock/Molly Knotting

Unf, yes.

God yes.

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Lestrade is sick and Sherlock cares for him in his own Sherlock-y way. I'd like Sherlock/Lestrade, but I'll take gen too.

Re: Sick!Lestrade

Always seconding "Sherlock looks out for Lestrade" prompts!

Adding a link to this fanart in case you or others don't know it:

This is brilliant so far, very intriguing! But small britpick:- It's trolley, not gurney.

It's a Terrible Life

So it's the Christmas season, but nah, I don't want fluffy holiday fun. Sherlock is visited by a demon who tries to convince him everyone's life would have been better if he'd never been born.

Jeez, that's rather grim, isn't it? Sorry. Does it help that I want a happy ending?

Re: It's a Terrible Life

I am soooo sick of It's a Wonderful Life that this would be a welcome antidote! Please!!!!

Trigger Warning for Rape and Torture

Joha and Sherlock are helping Lestrade catch a serial killer who rapes and tortures his victims before letting them bleed to death. After the third victim is discovered, Sherlock and John head out alone to investigate some leads. Five hours later, Lestrade gets a text from Sherlock informing him of new crime scene. He takes Sally and rushes to the location. Upon entering the dark building, he sees that there is a body on the floor, and Sherlock is standing in a corner looking a bit pale. He starts by saying that the body is their killer, and that he killed him. Then he begins to deduce the room, talking about the victim and describing what happened, that the victim had been lucky enough to break a thumb and slip one of the cuffs before the fatal blow had been delivered. He informs them that John is upstairs, and Lestrade assumes he is with the victim. He tells Sherlock he's going to have to bring him in, since he killed the guy, and leaves Sally to handle that part while he goes upstairs to find John. Sally, with vicious glee, goes to handcuff Sherlock. When she pulls up his coat sleeve to put the cuffs on, another set of cuffs falls out of his sleeve, both closed, me still attached to his incredibly torn up wrist.

Cue Sally freaking out, Sherlock in massive amounts of shock, and Lestrade finding an incredibly pissed off John tied up in a closet upstairs, frantically trying to get free cause he's spent the last two hours listening to Sherlock scream.

Tl;dr Sherlock and John run afoul of a rape torture murder, Sherlock gets raped and tortured, and the Yard misinterprets the scene.

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Sherlock being sick, and vice versa

Five times (or three, or four, I'm not fussy) that John looked after Sherlock (pushed back his hair, rubbed his back and so on) when he was throwing up, and one time that Sherlock did the same for John.

Bonus points if Sherlock taking care of John happens after the hiatus

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I want to see reactions -- the Yarders', John's, Sherlock's own -- when Sherlock physically collapses at a crime scene from lack of food and sleep. Who instantly realizes that he's not using? Who has to be convinced of it? Who never is, quite?

(Bonus if Sherlock's own reaction on coming to is on the order of "Oh, fuck, I fell on the body and contaminated all the evidence".)

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Everything about this is perfect and you are perfect.

Err, seconded.

Non-Holmes incest

So its usually the Holmes brothers with the incest and then John (or someone) finds out and either joins them or doesn't. And I love those fics :)

BUT I thought for a bit on what would happen if it was the other way around. One of the Holmes brothers (preferable Sherlock because it usually starts with him in a lot of fics) finds out someone they know is dating/having sex with their sibling. What happens next? Feel free to have non-canon incest (like maybe Anthea and Lestrade are secretly siblings? Molly and Anderson?...That could explain one reason Sherlock is so hated by him.Or whoever else).

Bonus that will make me love you forever:
Harry and John have been in an on and off relationship for years. They have been able to stay together (consensually) throughout their life because they have often felt they were the only ones who truly understood one another. Despite their strained relationship they decide to meet up...