Sherlock BBC Prompting Meme

"we get all sorts around here."


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Prompting: Part XIV
Giggles at the Palace
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Please check the Sticky Post to find the newest active part and post your prompts there.

GENERAL GUIDELINES
+Anon posting is most definitely allowed, but not required.
+All kinds of fills are accepted! Fic, art, vids, cosplay, interpretive dance--whatever. Go wild! :D
+Keep things neat! Read prompts before you post to see if something similar has already been done, and while you are encouraged to prompt as much as you like, try to fill as well.
+Please do not re-post prompts unless the last time they were prompted was on an older part. Simply put: ONE posting of each prompt per part.
+RPF (real person fic, i.e. fic involving the actors themselves) is not supported at this meme.
+Depending on the rate of activity, there may or may not be a prompt freeze when a part reaches 2000 and 4500 comments.
+However, there will be one when it reaches 7000. Also at 7000, after the freeze a new part will be posted, and all prompting should happen on the new part.
+Multiple fills are encouraged! :) Just because a prompt has already been claimed or written by someone, do not be afraid to offer up a second fill.

THE FILLED PROMPTS POST
There's a link to this at the bottom of the post. I ask that if the part you wanted isn't up yet, just wait and one of the archivists will get to it, but please, once it is up, please make sure you post your fills there according to the guidelines. DO NOT skip out on doing this because it seems like too much effort.
Do not be afraid to ask questions about how it works if you are confused! The mod would be happy to explain.

CONTACTING MODS
Your mods for this meme are snowishness and marill_chan. If you have any questions, concerns, comments about anything at all on the meme feel free to send a PM or contact us via the page-a-mod post.

WARNINGS/OFFENSIVE WORDING IN PROMPTS
Please consider warning for triggery prompts (and also for fills, because some people read in flat view) and phrasing prompts in a manner that strives to be respectful.

Things which you might want to consider warning for include: Rape/Non-Con, Death, Suicidal Thoughts, Self-Harm, Underage Relationships, among others.

That being said, this is a kink meme. As such, there will be prompts that could offend you in a number of different ways. Not every prompt will have a trigger warning, and not every prompt will rub you the right way. If you have an issue with a specific prompt, feel free to bring it up in a discussion that takes place off the meme. However, flaming will not be tolerated regardless of origin.
You are highly encouraged to scroll right past a prompt that you dislike.

Remember, guys; Be civil, be friendly, but don’t be shy!

LINKS AND AFFILIATES
Delicious Archive - Delicious Prompt Archive
Filled Prompts Post - Page-A-Mod

Check the Sticky Post to find a list of all the prompting posts.

Flat View of This Page
Love Post - Rant Post - Chatter Post
Sherlock RPF Request Post

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A STUDY IN PORN

(Anonymous)
John: Who are you? What do you do?
Sherlock: What do you think?
John: I'd say private rentboy... but the porn industry doesn't go to private rentboys.
Sherlock: I'm a consulting rentboy. Only one in the world. I invented the job.

John: Have you talked to the police?
Sherlock: Four people are dead. There isn't time to talk to the police.
John: So why are you talking to me?
Sherlock: Mrs. Hudson took my blow-up doll.
John: So I'm basically filling in for your blow-up doll.
Sherlock: Relax. You're doing fine.

John: So why do you put up with him?
Lestrade: Because I'm desperate, that's why. Because Sherlock Holmes is a great fuck, and I think one day -- if we're very very lucky -- he might even be a good one.

Cabbie: Hooker for Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock: I didn't order a hooker.
Cabbie: Doesn't mean you don't need one.

Sherlock: If I wanted to understand, what would I do?
Cabbie: Let me take you for a ride.
Sherlock: So you can fuck me too.
Cabbie: I don't want to fuck you, Mr. Holmes. I'm gonna talk to you, and then you're going to fuck yourself.

oh god i'm sorry i can't stop it's like a disease and i'm serious about these being prompts i really am

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(Anonymous)
Sherlock: The ejaculate they just scraped off of the wall is from an average penis. A semen shot over that distance, from that kind of penis, that's a crack shot you're looking for. But not just a shag, a lover. His hands couldn't have shaken at all so clearly he's acclimatized to preparing his partners. He didn't penetrate until I was completely ready though, so strong moral principle. You're looking for a man probably with a history of topping and . . . abs of steel . . . Actually, do you know what, ignore me.
Lestrade: Sorry?
Sherlock: Ignore all of that. It's just my cock talking.

oh god someone take this computer away from me

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(Anonymous)
I can't decide if I want to tell you to stop this or to never stop this.

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(Anonymous)
HAHAHAHAHAHA! BRILLIANT. I LOVE YOU.

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(Anonymous)
Oh my god. This is the best thing I've ever read. LOL.

nooooo don't stop there! you can't stop there!

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(Anonymous)
I can't decide whether to laugh myself to tears or be uncomfortably turned on by this. Well done, you.

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(Anonymous)
Anon I am a car drive away from presenting you with bouquet after bouquet of roses.

This is beautiful. I have tears in my eyes.

YOU ARE BRILLIANT.
marry me

A+++ WOULD LOL AGAIN.

NEEDZ MORE GREAT GAME.
Moriarty: Do you know what happens if you don't leave me alone, Sherlock, to you?
Sherlock: Oh, let me guess. I get fucked.
Moriarty: Fuck you? Em, no. Don't be obvious, Sherlock. I mean, I'm going to fuck you anyway, someday.

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(Anonymous)
Oh God, that last one. That last one! Can't breathe, oh my God! XD

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Oh damn, this is some seriously funny shit!

ROFLMAO!

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*flails* Oh gods I can't breathe from laughing so hard.

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(Anonymous)
DYING. JESUS IT'S 2 AM STOP. BY STOP I MEAN KEEP GOING

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(Anonymous)
[DA, trying my hand at this. Because apparently I will do anything to avoid homework.]


Sherlock: A study in porn. Nice.
John: Well, you know. A pornstar, a case full of porn, a sexline. There was a lot of porn. Did you like it?
Sherlock: Um, no.
John: Why not? I thought you'd be flattered.
Sherlock: Flattered? "Sherlock would sleep with anyone and anything in a second. What's incredible, though, is how spectacularly virginal he is about some things."
John: Now hang on a minute, I didn't mean that in a-
Sherlock: Oh, you meant "spectacularly virginal" in a nice way.

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THESE. ALL OF THESE. YOU ARE ALL UTTERLY DEPRAVED PEOPLE, AND I LOVE YOU.

*dies laughing*

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(Anonymous)
brb loling forever

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(Anonymous)
i will probably never de-anon for these lol

John: Is that my prostate massager?
Sherlock: Of course.
John: What?
Sherlock: Mine was in the bedroom.
John: What, and you couldn't be bothered to get up. It was brand-new in the packaging.
Sherlock: In a manner of speaking.

Sebastian: We were at Uni together, this guy had a trick he used to do.
Sherlock: It's not a trick.
Sebastian: He could look at you and you'd get an erection.
John: Yes, I've seen him do it.
Sebastian: Put the wind up on everybody, we hated him. He'd come down to have breakfast in the formal hall and this freak would have everyone coming in their trousers.
Sherlock: I simply showed up.

Sarah: You're, um, well you're a bit over-endowed.
John: I could always do with the money.
Sarah: Might be a bit heterosexual for you.
John: Ah no, heterosexual is good sometimes. Heterosexual works.
Sarah: It says here you're a doctor.
John: And a porn star.
Sarah: Anything else you can do?
John: Learned to autofellate myself at school.
Sarah: Oh! I, I look forward to it.

John: Anytime you want to include me! "No, I'm Sherlock Holmes. I always film solo scenes because no one else can compete with my massive erection!"

Dimmock: Your friend --
John: Listen, whatever you say, I'm behind you 100%.
Dimmock: The things I would do to that arse.
John: Well, that was mild. People say a lot worse than that.

Sherlock: So the numbers are references.
John: To porn films.
Sherlock: To specific scenes. And specific genitalia in those scenes.
John: Right, so 15 and one, that means . . .
Sherlock: Skip to scene 15 and it's the first penis you see.
John: Right. So what's the message?
Sherlock: Depends on the scene. That's the cunning of the porn code.

Sarah: So this is what you do -- you and John. You make pornography for a living.
Sherlock: Consulting porn star.
Sarah: Oh.

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OMG YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO???

(Anonymous)
WE SHOULD GO ALL "STAR WARS UNCUT" ON THIS BITCH.

If we seperated ASiP into different scenes, and asked people to claim them & rewrite them in porntastic form, then paste them all together...

IT WOULD BE FUCKING EPIC.

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can you post these all in one thing and link it?

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THIS WHOLE THREAD MADE MY DAY! Haven't laughed so hard in weeks!

All of this. Is the best thing. I've ever read. In my life. Also the worst. Thank you. Bless you all.

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I love you all. So much. hope none of these are repeats. All from ASiP

Sherlock: Shut up.
Lestrade: I didn't say anything!
Sherlock: You were wanking. Its annoying.

Sherlock: Ah, Anderson.Here we are again.
Anderson: It's a porn scene. I don't want anyone getting performance anxiety because they can't compete with your huge cock. Are we clear on that?
Sherlock: Quite clear. And is your wife not satisfying you for long?
Anderson: Oh don't pretend that you worked that out. Somebody told you that.
Sherlock: Your lubrication told me that.
Anderson: My lube?
Sherlock: It's for men.
Anderson: Well of course it's for men! I'm using it!
Sherlock: So is Detective Inspector Dimmock... Oh I think he may need a bit more to fit around the stick. May I go in?
Anderson: Now look, whatever you are implying....
Sherlock: I'm not implying anything. I'm sure Dimmock just came round for a nice little chat and just happened to stay over. And I assume he was a bit unsatisfied, going by the size of your cock.

Sherlock: If you were tied up, if you were being fucked, in your last few seconds what would you say?
John: Please God, let me come?
Sherlock: Oh, use your imagination!
John: I don't have to.

Sally: Are these penis shaped candles?
Sherlock: Put those back!
Sally: They were in the microwave!
Sherlock: It's an experiment.







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(Anonymous)
Sherlock: Ok, take me from behind.
John: What?
Sherlock: Didn't you hear me? Take me. From behind.
John: I always hear "Take me from behind" when you're talking, but it's usually subtext.

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