Sherlock BBC Prompting Meme

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Prompting: Part VI
Giggles at the Palace
sherlockbbc_fic
Please check the Sticky Post to find the newest active part and post your prompts there.


GENERAL GUIDELINES
+Anon posting is most definitely allowed, but not required.
+All kinds of fills are accepted! Fic, art, vids, cosplay, interpretive dance--whatever. Go wild! :D
+Keep things neat! Read prompts before you post to see if something similar has already been done, and while you are encouraged to prompt as much as you like, try to fill as well.
+Please do not re-post prompts unless the last time they were prompted was on an older part. Simply put: ONE posting of each prompt per part.
+Until further notice, RPF (real person fic, i.e. fic involving the actors themselves) is not supported at this meme.
+Depending on the rate of activity, there may or may not be a prompt freeze when a part reaches 2500 and 4500 comments.
+However, there will be one when it reaches 7000. Also at 7000, a new part will be posted, and all prompting should happen on the new part.
+Multiple fills are encouraged! :) Just because a prompt has already been claimed or written by someone, do not be afraid to offer up a second fill.

THE FILLED PROMPTS POST
There's a link to this at the bottom of the post. I ask that if the part you wanted isn't up yet, just wait and one of the archivists will get to it, but please, once it is up, please make sure you post your fills there according to the guidelines. DO NOT skip out on doing this because it seems like too much effort.
Do not be afraid to ask questions about how it works if you are confused! The mod would be happy to explain.

CONTACTING MODS
Your mod for this meme is snowishness. If you have any questions, concerns, comments about anything at all on the meme feel free to send a PM or contact me via the page-a-mod post.

RE: OFFENSIVELY WORDED PROMPTS
Guys, I will only put in one reminder about this.
Think before you prompt about the way you are asking. It isn’t difficult, and it will only take a minute or so of your time.

That said...
DISCLAIMER
This is a kink meme. As such, there will be prompts that could offend you in a number of different ways. Not every prompt will have a trigger warning, and not every prompt will rub you the right way. If you have an issue with a specific prompt, feel free to bring it up in a discussion that takes place off the meme. However, flaming will not be tolerated regardless of origin.
You have rights to an opinion, of course, just as you have the right to scroll right past a prompt that you dislike.

Remember, guys; Be civil, be friendly, but don’t be shy!

LINKS AND AFFILIATES
Delicious Archive - Filled Prompts Post - Page-A-Mod
Check the Sticky Post to find a list of all the prompting posts.
Flat View of This Page
Love Post - Rant Post
Sherlock RPF Request Post
Overflow Post

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WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

(Anonymous)
'YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE WEDDING OF

THE SHERLOCK BBC KINKMEME

AND

ANGRYBEIGE

IF YOU DON’T COME
YOU CLEARLY JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND
THEIR TRUE FUCKING LOVE'


Sherlock put down the invitation and glared. ‘Do we have to go?’ he demanded.

‘I’ve already replied and said we will,’ John told him. ‘And I don’t want them to think we don’t understand their true fucking love, so no more arguing.’

When they got there, however, John began to think Sherlock might have had a point.

Everyone was crowded around the edges of the room in order to leave space for what appeared to be a lobster knife fight.

The kinkmeme kept trying to seduce Sherlock, Lestrade, Mycroft and John himself, which John couldn’t help feeling was bad form at its own wedding. ‘Anthea’ was getting her fair share of attention too, but hadn’t noticed due to being absorbed in writing her NaNoWriMo novel on her Blackberry.

Anderson was in a corner, surrounded by dinosaurs which the kinkmeme had given him for some reason and was looking confused and terrified.

‘You were right,’ John admitted to Sherlock. ‘We should never have come. These people are deranged.’

Sherlock didn’t reply, as he was busy looking suspiciously at a hummingird that was whizzing around the room. John was puzzled until suddenly there was a flash and where the hummingbird had been stood Moriarty.

Moriarty produced a gun from somewhere and aimed it at Mycroft.

‘DON’T SHOOT MYCROFT IN HIS FAT’ yelled the kinkmeme, horrified. ‘HOW WILL THE FANGIRLS SURVIVE?’

Moriarty dropped the gun, clutching his head. ‘Owwww, enough with the capslock,’ he whined.

‘Sorry,’ said the kinkmeme.

‘NEVER APOLOGISE FOR THE FUCKING GODLIKE NOTION THAT IS CAPSLOCK,’ said Sherlock, who appeared to have cheered up all of a sudden. Moriarty wailed.

The wedding got quite a lot better after that. Admittedly the kinkmeme continued to flirt shamelessly with everyone, and even Captain Jack Harkness (who had come as Mrs. Hudson’s date) said he thought it was a bit of a slag. And an army of ants came to claim John as their queen. And Mycroft deliberately everyone’s milkshake. Nevertheless it was generally agreed by all that on the whole there was nothing about this wedding that they would not have sex with.

Then the ceremony happened. Lestrade officiated, and pronounced them married by the POWER OF SCIENCE.

John and Sherlock went home. Mycroft went back to running the world. Moriarty went back to trying to take it over. Anderson fled down the street pursued by aroused dinosaurs. And angrybeige and the kinkmeme retired to a cottage in Sussex to keep bees and write porn.

THE END

Re: WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

(Anonymous)
*cheers and throws rice*

Re: WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

(Anonymous)
Hooray! FOR GRATE JUSTICE!

Re: WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

(Anonymous)
YOU ARE WINNING EVERYTHING, THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE.

Re: WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

(Anonymous)
IF I EVER GET MARRIED, IT WILL NEVER COMPARE TO THE FUCKING GODLIKE WEDDING DESCRIBED HERE.

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Re: WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

My DESK was shaking with laughter at this.

A possibility my secret reading fanfiction at work habit has been discovered...

Re: WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

(Anonymous)
*is choking on LOLs*

Re: WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

Ded.

DED.

Re: WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

(Anonymous)
THIS STORY IS FUCKING HIGH ART. IT BELONGS IN EVERY LIBRARY IN THE WORLD. IT SHOULD BE TAUGHT IN UNIVERSITY LITERATURE CLASSES, FOR IT IS IN THE TRADITION OF SHAKESPEARE. EXIT, PURSUED BY A BEAR? SCREW THAT, WE HAVE EXIT, PURSUED BY AROUSED DINOSAURS.

I just hope the reception has cake and not death. A good cake, not a cake wreck.

Re: WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST WEDDING THAT HAS EVER EXISTED IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING.

Re: WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

YOU ARE DOING AWESOME WITH YOUR LIFE THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE DOING!

THIS IS THE MOST BRILLAINT PIECE OF KINKMEME FIC EVER PRODUCED AND I WOULD MARRY IT BUT I KNOW THE WEDDING WOULD NOT BE NEARLY AS AWESOME AS KINKMEME AND ANGRYBEIGE'S.

Re: WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

I am twelve and what is this?

Re: WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
Death. Imminent.
Thank you.

Seriously, though where is this from? It's soo funny!
"‘DON’T SHOOT MYCROFT IN HIS FAT’ yelled the kinkmeme, horrified."

Re: WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

YOU ARE MY HERO AND YOU DESERVE A JOHN AND SHERLOCK OF YOUR VERY OWN TO DO AS YOU PLEASE.

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