Sherlock BBC Prompting Meme

"we get all sorts around here."

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OP, I am so sorry

"Oh, Anderson," sniffled Donovan. "You stupid, fetishistic prat."

Lestrade patted her shoulder in consolation, then shared a heavy look with John. Even Sherlock was uncharacteristically somber, keeping his sharp remarks in check at the sight of Anderson's maimed and lifeless body.

"I can't believe he did that for us," said John faintly, unable to tear his eyes away from the bloodstained and happily sated Tyrannosaurus rex sitting on the ruins of what had used to be New Scotland Yard. "Sacrificing himself to be dinosaur food."

Donovan shook her head. "He would have wanted this death," she said, sniffling one last time, then straightening her spine in resolution.

They all stood quietly around Anderson's body, the sounds of his prehistoric killer licking its teeth loud in their ears. Finally, Lestrade said, "Fish and chips, then?", and everyone said, "God, yes," and piled wholeheartedly into the police car.

Re: OP, I am so sorry

OH GOD. Author-anon, please never be sorry for this piece of majesty. Anderson/dinosaurs = I love you, fandom.

(By which I mean to say - OP, I hope you do get the fic you prompted for, but I can never regret the beauty that this fill has brought into my life.)

Oddly enough, my first thought when I wrote the 'unexpected characters' line was Anderson.

You stupid, fetishistic prat and He would have wanted this death just OH MY GOD! I think I burst something I was laughing so hard.

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Re: OP, I am so sorry

Homigod, you have just made me love that song by your icon.
(Used to hate it, and now I'll never be able to think of anything else when I hear it!) Curse/bless you!

Re: OP, I am so sorry

That was great *snicker* HE'S A HERO!

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