Sherlock BBC Prompting Meme

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Prompting Part XXXIV
Giggles at the Palace
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warning: underage sexual abuse

Very early in his career Mycroft is assigned the role of aide to a visiting head of state, tasked with keeping the man happy and favourably inclined toward the British government during his stay in England. The man has a predilection for young boys. With no idea how one procures such services, and unwilling to let his superiors know how out of his depth he is, Mycroft petitions teen-aged Sherlock to play the part. Mycroft believes, and assures Sherlock, that he'll only need to be a pretty boy on the dignitary's arm, but of course the reality is very different. The man is a sadist and a pervert. Sherlock, naive and awash with adolescent hormones, doesn't realise that orgasms shouldn't necessarily come at such a high cost, and wanting nothing half so much as to please his brother, doesn't complain to Mycroft when the dignitary expects more than escort services. Mycroft, desperate to make good on his first important government task, refuses to see what he does not want to see.

johnlock bestiality

I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm craving very graphic bestiality, particularly if it involves sucking animal dick . One of Sherlock's experiments or because of of a case?

Something with John catching Sherlock doing things with a dog or a horse, being totally repulsed initially, and then gradually seduced into participation, would be nice.

Or Sherlock dragging John into a case involving bestiality, and one or the other or both of them role-playing an 'animal lover' and totally getting into it.

Or something involving either or both drugged and strapped to (a) breeding stand(s).

Totally consensual, non-con, dub-con are all great. Anything really, as long as it includes one of the boys with a mouthful of animal spunk.

I've read everything on AO3 that's Sherlock related and tagged with bestiality, but am feeling a bit 'more, more, I'm still not satisfied,' about it all.

Potterlock or Rivers of London crossover/fusion

'How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?' --Sherlock Holmes, The Sign of the Four

An amused John throws Sherlock's dictum in his face when they become enmeshed in a case that actually involves magic. John is absolutely delighted that magic exists, but a stubborn Sherlock refuses to believe the evidence of his own eyes and categorically insists that there are either scientific explanations for the phenomena they encounter, or that they've been dosed with psychotropic drugs.

Sexual/romantic relationship is neither required nor particularly desired, but if there is one, please may it be Johnlock. Unless, of course, you want to pair one or the other or both of them with Severus Snape or Thomas Nightengale :)

Sherlock's New Experiment

Sherlock needs to run an experiment on a man with a larger than average penis for a case. He drags a clueless John all over London trying to find an appropriate candidate who won't object to the experiment. Finally, John gets fed up and asks what exactly they are trying to find.

When Sherlock explains, John is exasperated once again by his flatmate's inability to tell him anything about what they're doing, but also just a little bit smug. "Sherlock, you've got an appropriate and willing test subject right here."

However, when Sherlock actually goes to conduct the experiment, he gets a little ..distracted. Suddenly, he wants to conduct a completely different experiment - namely, what it would feel like to have the whole thing inside him.

Re: Sherlock's New Experiment

porn for a case is my abfav porn

John+Sherlock, It's this or wet trousers.

John,trying to keep Sherlock from overheating, wrestles the long coat off his shoulders and stores it in his suitcase. Several hours later Sherlock is getting desperate for the loo but isn't able to go because of his shy bladder he also isn't able to wet himself without drawing attention because John has taken his coat.
By the time John notices something wrong and gets Sherlock to tell him about his problem, the luggage has been loaded up and they won't be seeing it again for hours. John makes a quick run to a corner store and buys a small package of adult nappies. Sherlock is angry but John tells him that he really doesn't have a choice.
Sherlock puts one on. He is desperately trying to hold off until he's back at Baker Street, but that is over two hours away. Besides, even if he did try to go he would just freeze up. John does his best to comfort Sherlock, but he knows the other man won't be able to make it.
John giving Sherlock liquids before he knew about Sherlock's problem then feeling guilty.
John noticing Sherlock silently crying in pain, fear and frustration.
Sherlock gripping John's wrist when he wets himself.
John slipping Sherlock another nappy to change into.
John spooning Sherlock and ignoring weird looks.

((I know there are other Shy Bladder!Sherlock fics out there, but I have read them all. How ever, I have never read one that involved nappies.))

Sherlock got burnt (angsty dark!lock)

"If you don't stop prying... I will burn you. I will burn... the heart out of you." ... And he did. Right there, at the pool, in front of Sherlock, Moriarty burned/killed John. Driven mad with the loss of his first friend (whether he realised his feelings for John before or after his death, or if it stays platonic is up to the author), and watching it happen, Sherlock joins Moriarty. A few years later, stuck in this love/hate loop with a madman, Sherlock gets a text: " I'm alive. Let's have dinner. JW "

A bored Sherlock shoots holes into the fabric of the universe

Mrs. Hudson is not pleased.

Re: A bored Sherlock shoots holes into the fabric of the universe


Sherlock can smell John's pheromones

Because of [insert supernatural ability here], Sherlock can smell it when John gets aroused. That's why he makes the "married to my work" comment, and thereafter at crime scenes it's, "Anderson, quit thinking so loudly and John, do try to stop lusting after me so odorously."

John, of course, is in denial. He's just going through a dry spell since Afghanistan and generally randy, and anyway, Sherlock, it's a bit not good to make deductions about what's going on inside a man's trousers.

Bonus: At some point Sherlock throws up his hands and snaps, "Fine! Let's have sex!"

FILL involving wholock don't kill me please (1/2)

Being a demisexual son of the most charismatic fixed point in the universe was never an easy thing. For one thing, the looks he had inherited from his father made his arse prone to being slapped if he stepped foot into even the most vaguely sexual of territories, like clubs. Plus, if he flirted - even simply for information - for too long, some would start to smell...odd. It didn't take long to realize they were giving off pheromones.

But things always got interesting when he got a flatmate. Usually, the poor attitude he had inherited from his mother's side of the family was enough to keep people who knew him - properly knew him - at bay.

But this John...he'd been...interesting. Besides, Sherlock had always found that hearing someone was a doctor gave him a thrill of excitement - damn his father and his father's stories. Still...soon enough, they were running about and trying to solve a case.

When they stopped for a stakeout at Angelo's, John's questions seemed dangerously flirtatious, but Sherlock couldn't smell anything specific. Still, he didn't usually develop feelings for his flatmates - romantic or friendly or sexual - and so he shot John down.

Later that night, he found himself overwhelmed with awe as he realized that John had shot the cabbie for him. That not only cemented their friendship, but a deep shoot of affection buried itself in Sherlock's heart.

It was after that that Sherlock found himself spiraling into loving John. It's why he didn't mind when he started to smell pheromones coming off John that were clearly caused by Sherlock in a sheet or just after a shower with simply a towel around his waist. But Sherlock was comfortable with things the way they were. Being quietly in love with John, knowing the man was attracted to him and not planning to act on it, and having a friend.

And then, of course, Lestrade got involved with a homicide caused by an alien. Sherlock knew when he saw it what it was, and he sighed exceptionally deeply. Still, he didn't get annoyed until he heard Sally Donnovan say: "Some special ops are coming from Cardiff."

Sherlock pinched the bridge of his nose and herded everyone away from the crime, knowing his dad and his dad's team would be much more pleased if they could arrive to an empty scene.

Sherlock got jittery as they waited, and at one point he snapped quietly at John that this was not the place to be fantasizing about who or whatever he was fantasizing about, because John absolutely stank of lust.

John blushed vividly and denied such a thing, though the smell cleared out fairly quickly after that.

And yet, as his father's SUV arrived and the team emerged and his father came into view, a whole new stink bomb filled the air.

"Dear Lord, Captain," Sherlock greeted him as the team walked closer. "You just love to bring pheromones to the party, don't you? It's indecent, really, how many of them are aroused at a crime scene," Sherlock said slyly.

"Oh, fuck off, Holmes," growled a new addition to the team he hadn't met before. Former police officer. He scanned his memory.

"Hm....Cooper, wasn't it?" he inquired. "At any rate, I know what's going on just as much as you do. Moreso, if I dare say."

"Stop bragging, Sherlock. We know your brother is all mighty. He's the one that called us out here in the first place. Get over here," laughed Jack, and Sherlock went. He was pulled into a hug and had his hair ruffled, and soon Torchwood had handled everything.

Mycroft/Harry the equerry (past dub-con)

Harry is (mostly) straight and he's happily married, but he doesn't deny he always had a soft spot for Mycroft Holmes. Even after all these years he still fondly remembers that steamy one-night stand they shared at the beginning of their careers - until one day he finds out from a third party (perhaps Sherlock tells him, or he gets his hands on Mycroft's old hospital records, or maybe he gets the insight from a gleeful Jim Moriarty - whatever works for you) that Mycroft remembers the event very differently than he does.

The thing is, the night they slept together they were both quite drunk, but Mycroft more so, and even though he didn't want to have sex (at least not under those circumstances) he was in no condition to fend off Harry's advances while Harry was too eager to notice. This revelation comes as a shock to Harry because he always assumed their coupling was consensual and Mycroft never said anything; in fact, afterwards he always acted as if he was a willing participant and even flirted casually with Harry (although he did make sure to maintain some physical distance when he did so).

Now, riddled with guilt, Harry seeks out Mycroft to beg for his forgiveness - but Mycroft still stubbornly refuses to admit what really happened and Harry is getting more and more desperate in his attempts to make amends and help his old friend deal with the past...

Re: Mycroft/Harry the equerry (past dub-con)

An excellent prompt. Seconded~

Snowbound : )

Sherlock and John, along with Mycroft and Lestrade, snowbound somewhere remote.

The twist is, that while John and Sherlock know that Mycroft and Lestrade are together and Mycroft and Lestrade know that Sherlock and John are together, neither couple is admitting that they know about the other two and also don't want to openly reveal their own relationship in case the other couple doesn't actually, positively, know about them, even though they are pretty sure that they do.

Which is patently ridiculous as it's Sherlock and Mycroft we are talking about here, but they are uncomfortable thinking that the other might be having sex so it's easier to ignore.

This results in two very much in love and lust couples, romantically snowbound in a two bedroom cabin, dancing around trying to be romantic and shag their partners senseless without being noticed by the other couple.

Just Johnlock and Mystrade please, no partner swapping or groups, but other kinks are just fine...

Re: Snowbound : )

Lol, sounds like an epic Shakespeare comedy! This would be brilliant!

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GEN, crossover/fusion with ATLA/LOK

John is the Avatar.

That's it, that's all I want. Please show me what you can come up with.

(ATLA stands for Avatar: the Last Airbender, LOK for it's sequel series Avatar: the Legend of Korra).

crack; Sherlock's mind palace

For one reason or another, Sherlock accidentally deleted something from his mind palace while "spring cleaning" it. Not just any event or information, but something necessary like walking or talking (something of that nature), or possibly both if authoranon wants. Wanting to resolve the issue quickly as possible, he begins to reteach himself but becomes rather flustered. To top things off John walks in on him trying to do so, and after figuring out what's happened decides to help Sherlock (who hasn't been making much progress). Hilarity and awkwardness ensue. Sherlock just hopes John decides to leave this little tidbit off any future blog posts.

Re: crack; Sherlock's mind palace

Just a quick little thing unfortunately to get me back in the writing mood, hope you enjoy it a little anyway.

"Sherlock, are you experimenting with paralytics again," John frowned at the bow legged man in front of him who was apparently trying, and failing, to put one leg in front of the other, "I thought I told you they were strictly off limits..."

"Not paralytics." Sherlock snapped in frustration, legs shaking like a new born foal as he concentrated intensely on trying to make his legs move.
"Damn and blast it all, it was all so easy an hour ago, MOVE." Sherlock shouted towards the floor.

"Do you need any help, is this a condition I should know about?"

"No, I was just doing some hard drive 'spring cleaning', I'm sure I'll have it momentarily."

Sherlock could practically hear the gears slowly creaking along in John's head as he worked though what Sherlock had just said.

"You deleted how to walk?" He asked incredulously, once again pointing out the obvious.

"A common affliction when your mind is as fine-tuned as mine, certain necessities are sometimes mistaken as non-essential to the work."

Sherlock felt his treacherous legs began to give way beneath him again and rather than become acquainted with the floor he collapsed back on the couch from whence he came.

"I think I'll have my tea here John."

"You can't just forget how to walk, it's a motor function Sherlock."

"It seems current evidence points contrary to that John, forget the tea. I need to think about the most efficient way to relearn."

John shook his head as he walked away to make his own tea,
"Bloody nutter."

He couldn't even do a blog post about it, people were only willing to believe so much crazy.

John & Sherlock undercover at gay resort (the old "for a case!" trope)

I saw an ad for a resort in Palm Springs called INNdulge ("clothing is forever optional"), which is exclusively for gay men. The website for the resort, if you are interested, is simply the name of the resort plus dot com.

I'd love, love, love to read a fic where not-a-couple John and Sherlock pose as a couple for a case, and go undercover at this place (or a similar one in the UK would be just dandy, I'm not picky). Obviously, it would need a Johnlock ending. Plenty of sexytimes would be thoroughly enjoyed.

RTYIs received with great enthusiasm as well!


The fake relationship trope is one of my favorites, so I'd love to see a fill for this too. In the meantime, here are some possible RTYI fics on AO3:

- Rainbow Hearts Retreat by PajamaSecrets - a WIP about a gay retreat
- A Case of Identity by jkay1980 - they attend a marriage counseling workshop as a fake couple
- The Norwood Love Builders by flawedamythyst - they stay at a couples' retreat to solve a case

If you're interested I can list some others that are fake relationship fics that don't involve resort places as well.

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Sharing his heart, Gen

How would Sherlock cope with the knowledge, that the donor for his heart was John?

At the case that should be the last one before his coming back Sherlock is critically hurt and only transplantation can save him. At the same time John is hurt in a traffic accident/saving someone else (Lestrade?).
Mycroft makes arrangements for saving his brother.


It's not heart but something where they both live after, and Sherlock is musing on caring some part of John in himself.

RTYI welcome.

Re: Sharing his heart, Gen


In which John donates an organ to Sherlock and the latter is thrilled to have a piece of John to carry around inside of him always. There's a lot more to it than that and it's all heartwarming, funny and fantastic. Hope you like it!

Study in Pink AU - Bamf!Doctor!John

A study in pink - that rare poision is even more rare than prevously thought. Pink lady is still alive; John is the only one to notice.

Sherlock+John [GEN], Put some trousers on!

Nudist!Sherlock. Sherlock finds clothes constricting, so he prefers to not wear them. Since John and he have been living together Sherlock has tried keep this habit hidden from his flatmate. John walks into Sherlock's room one day and gets an eyeful. John has Sherlock explain himself and then says that it's fine. Sherlock takes John's reaction as an okay to walk around the flat naked. John's reaction was NOT an okay, but he is to awkward to say anything and eventually gets used to it.

Lestrade's kids get two new Daddys (Sherlock/Lestrade/John)

After Lestrade's divorce, he's left in custody of his kids. What he also gets are John and Sherlock slowly trying to begin a relationship with him. Eventually, the threesome forms, and someone has to explain to the kids that they have three Daddys now.

I'd prefer this be from Lestrade's pov and a nice slow fic, but do whatever strikes you.

Re: Lestrade's kids get two new Daddys (Sherlock/Lestrade/John)

Oh man. This sounds so fantastic!

Definitely seconding.

And possibly writing a fill for this, though it won't be for a little bit, so if the prompt strikes anyone else's fancy, please do run with it!

Sherlock/John, Mycroft/Lestrade, hard to tell when these Holmeses are joking, Possible Dark!Holmeses

can be a 5+1 fic.

Telling whether Mycroft or Sherlock are joking or not is a very difficult business for John and Greg, sometimes they can tell, not often though.

Whump, Breast feeding

*Triple checks anon*

Greg is hurt very badly and has a smashed jaw. Medical help is days away, and because of his jaw he can't ingest food. Luckily one of the people with him has recently had a baby/is pregnant. When the choice is between starvation and suckling on a friend's/coworker's breasts, well, the decision isn't that difficult to make.

I'm open to any pairings, gender bent characters, anything!

Re: Whump, Breast feeding

Oh God yes. Seconding.

Gen, Sherlock/Doctor Who/The Hobbit X-Over

X-Posted to hobbit-kink.

After Sherlock's fall, John Watson, (And Possibly Greg Lestrade) decides to travel with a funny man in a strange blue box, and, after an accident, finds himself along with the strange "Doctor" outside the home of a much shorter Watson look alike just before a rowdy bunch of also very short strangers and a tall man in grey show up.

But the TARDIS isn't working right, and the best item to fix it may well be hiding in The Dragon Held Kingdom so they end up going with the group to retrieve it.

And, in this odd place, even the Doctor isn't 100% sure what is classed as a fixed point in time, and what isn't.

Gen label is only because I didn't want to clutter up the Subject line with all possible pairings, Slash and/or Het are just as agreeable as Gen.

Bonuses: John (And Lestrade if comes along) still have their guns with them and the Middle Earthers believe it's a powerful magic, even if they have to ask the Dwarrows (Tolkien's name for more than one Dwarf) to forge these strange things called bullets sometimes.

The TARDIS crashes on one of Bilbo's prized vegetable gardens.

Edited at 2013-11-11 10:16 pm (UTC)

Challenge TBC, gen

The second season starts directly where first stopped.

My challenge to you is to write a fic, can be in 5+1 format (not necessary), that starts exactly where the second season ended (John leaving the graveyard and Sherlock looking after him).

Consider possible scenarios:
-Sherlock decides to reveal himself ("the miracle"),
-Sherlock checks on John acting,
-John noticed Sherlock's reflection in the gravestone and confronts him

Pina Colada

I'd love a story where John and Sherlock are on a dating site (possibly due to Lestrade or Mycroft), and fall in love, not realising it's with each other.

Re: Pina Colada

Oooh, second!

Sherlock/Lestrade/John (Moriarty?) John tries to top from the bottom and the tops aren't impressed

Looking for (at least) 3 people in the relationship, and John is the bottom - he always takes it up the arse (the others sometimes choose too, but John doesn't really get a choice). He is also the submissive in the relationship. Problem is, John is scrappy, and mouthy, and constantly doing things that his tops aren't impressed by (rushing into danger, talking too nicely to other men etc). They are also incredibly Not Impressed when John tries to top, or even top from the bottom.

I am looking for lots of John being put in his place. They all love him, and they all know a firm hand is needed for John to behave. All sorts of kinky sex is hugely encouraged.

I love the idea of John being taken by his tops over and over, walking around plugged with come, spanking and corner time, all sorts of stuff.

could be a/b/o or D/s universe, could just be the dynamic that the group has.

anyway! lots of kinky sex with John and a feisty bottom.

John and Sherlock wrestle crocodiles

...while Mycroft fends of harpy eagles with his umbrella.

Re: John and Sherlock wrestle crocodiles

Oh, God, yes.

John's Voice of Sex : )

I've read many fics that mention Sherlock's (admittedly hot!) 'voice of sex' but I'd really love to read one where it's John's sexy talk and his naturally empathic skill as a lover that has Sherlock weak at the knees.

I'd like for John to know just what tone of voice to use and what to say, knowing what Sherlock needs for each encounter, whether it be a commanding tone, or soft, gentle and coaxing, or most especially hot and descriptive and filthy.

So basically, John knows just what Sherlock needs for fantastic sex, every time and every mood, and he knows just what to say and how to say it. And Sherlock just can't get enough of his sexy John!

Re: John's Voice of Sex : )

Oh please. ... someone do this.


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