Sherlock BBC Prompting Meme

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Prompting Part XXXII
Giggles at the Palace
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Sherlock/Discworld Crossover


Could someone please, please write a crossover where Sherlock meets Sam Vimes? Any kind of plot is welcome; I just want to see them interact!

If you need a bit of a reminder of what Sam Vimes would think of a person like Sherlock, have this quote from Feet of Clay (I think that's where this is from, anyway.):

He distrusted the sort of person who’d take one look at another man and say in a lordly voice to his companion, “Ah, my dear sir, I can tell you nothing except that he is a left-handed stonemason who has spent some years in the merchant navy and has recently fallen on hard times,” and then unroll a lot of supercilious commentary about calluses and stance and the state of a man’s boots."

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Secinded (and off to the library to get me my first disc world book.)

John's the Bad One

There's plenty of fics where Sherlock's the criminal, serial killer or conman, and John just gets pulled into what Sherlock does. This may sound crazy, but I'd like a fic where John's the bad guy and Sherlock the sap along for the ride.


I would love to see a fic in which John realises he has feelings for Sherlock and confesses this to his old friend Mike Stamford.
Bonus for John being very awkward and blushing and all that and Mike Stamford being all surprised and slightly embarassed but very helpful and understanding all the same

Re: Confessions

Please someone do this! :D

Unrequited feelings

Unrequited J/S that doesn't end with them getting together.

I want the awkward phase until they reach some kind of mutual understanding. Not knowing how much touching is appropriate any longer or getting undressed in front of each other is suddenly given thought when it never did before.

I'll be happy about RTYIs but a fill would be lovely.

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Who would you prefer to be the one with the unrequited feelings?

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Pre-Doctor!John and Patient!Sherlock

Something like this was posted a while back, but I don't think it was ever filled. This needs to be rectified.

John and Sherlock were friends growing up, and maintained that friendship when they went off to uni. As he works through med school, John slowly begins to discover that studying the human body is a lot easier when you have a spare human body on hand to explore. Good thing he's got a friend who owes him for all those sessions of pirates... I want an unsure John searching for vertebra, and extensive stethoscope usage for the pure sake of learning what the body sounds like, and breaking out the otoscopes, and maybe even an awkward turn your head and cough. ;) And I want Sherlock whinging the whole time ("I'm trying to read John! How am I supposed to concentrate on cellular decomposition with you sticking your hand there?"), but secretly more than happy to help his best mate out while he's being used as a live model. (Gen or slash is fine, but somehow I think body exploration is more intimate when they're not shagging to the side.)

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Haha sounds so much fun! Seconded!

I want a fic where either Sherlock or John has dyslexia and the other one finds out. He is embarressed about it, but the other one tells him it's ok, there's nothing to be ashamed of,..etc.
Lots of h/c please! Any pairing is ok with me :)

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"Oh, Sherlock, love, it's okay." John flung his arms around the tall brooding detective, careful to avoid cutting himself on his cheekbones.

Sherlock sniffed and buried his face in the shorter man's hair, feeling the almost hedgehog prickle of his stubble against his inexplicably bare chest. "I've always been ashamed." He slurred, voice thick with unshod tears.

"Well, you don't need to be any more." John replied. "I'm here. You don't have to keep secrets."

Sherlock was too overcome with emotion to reply and instead collapsed sobbing against his trusted blogger, relief at being able to share such a secret with the man he loved.

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John/Sherlock. Misunderstandings.

For some reason John and sherlock are having sex. It just keeps happening.

Sherlock thinks he's in a relationship, but John thinks Sherlock's not interested in them.

John continues to date.

Up to filler to decide Sherlock's response :)

The Gutter Press

Kitty Reily is Moran. She's about to publish a story that will ruin Ronald Adair. In despair, he commits suicide.

Version of 'The Empty House'.

You're brilliant... Just thought you should know...

In front of the fire (Mycroft/Lestrade, established relationship)

Mycroft and Greg, intensely making out in front of the fire. Lots of kissing, frottage and mutual masturbation before they suck each other off 69-style.

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Yes, yes, yes! A thousand times yes!!!

Greg takes advantage of desperate Mycroft

Mycroft and Greg go for a walk. Mycroft is desperate to piss. Greg loves desperate Mycroft and is unbelievably turned on when he has to go behind a bush to relieve himself.

Greg is turned on by desperation and public urination.

AU, warning for suicide

John meets Sherlock as in A Study in Pink, but continues to have periods of depression and eventually kills himself anyway. I don't mind some (ACD) canonical exploration of Sherlock's dark moods, but I'd rather the bulk of the fic stayed focused on John and gen.

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Skullcrusher Mountain: Onesided Jim/John or Jim/Molly

Have we had something to do with Skullcrusher Mountain yet? We (okay, I) need some onesided Jim/John or Jim/Molly where Jim's the crazy villain seeking a relationship.

Oh wait, that's Jim anyway.

And for those who'd rather just want the lyrics:

J/S - Sexual frustration leads to hot make out.

Sherlock is incredible sexually frustrated. John does something sexy by Sherlock's standards (Deducing correctly while dripping wet and in his robe?) and Sherlock just stares , sits up, and POUNCES ON HIM. I just want didn't-know-he-was-frustrated Sherlock who realizes once he sees John all nice and sexy /cute looking.

+5 He becomes a total sex addict and they end up shagging everywhere. Mycroft ends up having to hire them a professional driver with tinted windows because Sherlock just can not stop touching John's ass/trying to make John touch his ass and John is too much of an enabler and opportunist after so long without to say no even if he really really wants to.
+10 Sherlock shooting guns. He realizes he is sexually frustrated after John saying something like 'When you shot a gun your brain's chemicals are thinking its a passionate kiss' (based on GIFs from tumblr).

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links to gifs please!

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Sherlock and John are called to a crime scene and it's Victor Trevor's body. How Sherlock handles the death is 100% up to the filler but:

Sherlock and Victor were previously lovers.
Sherlock cut things off when Victor teamed up with Mycroft to get him into rehab. Sherlock then cut things off and never forgave him for that.
Victor's actually a really decent guy.

+10 if there's a letter/email from Victor that says he's never stopped loving Sherlock but if being shut off was the price he'd have to pay for getting Sherlock clean and healthy again, he'd do it all over again without hesitation.

+10 more if John reminds Sherlock of Victor.

oh god, yes to all of this.

Mycroft/Lestrade - lots of H/C, fluff

I want a lot of H/C with Mycroft recently entering in a relationship with Lestrade and second-guessing himself (if he's good enough for Lestrade, if Lestrade isn't cheating on him, if Lestrade is getting sick of his antics, if Lestrade actually loves and isn't mocking him, etc.).

All of this because this is Mycroft's first serious relationship and he never got over his self-esteem and body issues when he was a child.

Cue to Lestrade eventually figuring out why Mycroft seems so distant and cold lately and a lot of Lestrade comforting Mycroft telling him how amazing, gentle, loveable, handsome and utterly genius he is, perhaps afterwards in bed too.

RTYI are welcomed

Johnlock puppyplay

Okay, we need more johnlock puppyplay period, but this is sort of an interesting twist, I think. Instead of just one of them, both of them.

Mycroft decides that he doesn't want Sherlock endangering himself anymore. He also wants Sherlock to be happy and notes that John could probably make him happy, if Sherlock let him close. So, Mycroft being Mycroft, comes up with an idea that is, to everyone else, morally dubious but to him, is the perfect solution.

He somehow conditions both John and Sherlock into a puppy-like mentality (preferably slowly and without pain/punishment), then moves them into his place. Please no dark!Mycroft. In fact, I would love to see him play fetch with and lavish attention on the two pups when he isn't busy. Feel free to include mystrade and Puupy-like!Johnlock!Snuggles/Playing(/sex if you're feeling adventurous)

Umm yeah...Now I'm blushing


Somehow, one of Sherlock's experiments goes wrong, and now he is made out of rubber.

I don't care how you use it, just go with it how you please!

Prostitute!Sherlock fic based on song

Could someone please write a fic based on the song Keep Your Shoes On by Scissor Sisters?

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An odd kink.

As a teen, John had a balloon kink. That is, until he told a girlfriend, who laughed at him and called him a freak. He shoved it away, and swore to never think about it again.

Well, color John Watson very shocked when he sees the flat covered in balloons, and oh, he just so happened to walk in when Sherlock was blowing one up. (They can be there for whatever reason. You decide)

Take it from there.

Re: An odd kink.

Ooooo. Interesting... Could someone pull it off?

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Irene is not immune to insecurity.

Give me a fic with Irene/Sherlock, Irene/Kate, or even Irene/John in which she struggles to come to terms with something about herself, sexually. For all that she can fulfill the desires of others, she has trouble admitting some to herself.

It could (and I'd almost think SHOULD) be a kink she's participated in before, but has never been the subject of or confessed to wanting; much of her sexuality is about control, which often means being the dominant party, or being an almost passive enactor.

Ideas: something watersports-related, erotic asphyxiation, degradation, infantilism, objectification, inflation

Re: Irene is not immune to insecurity.

Oooh. Definitely seconding this for now, because I don't have the time to fill now, but I might later. There needs to be more Irene fic.

John's loss

I've never understood how some fans have this loathing for Mary. Turning her into some horrible, abusive, cheating character and having John be some ~~~betrayer~~~ of Sherlock (even though, you know,he think's Sherlock is dead). For once, I'd like a story where John truly is in love, where Mary is a good person that loves John in return and has little to no issue with Sherlock(as she did in the original stories).


Through reports from Mycroft Sherlock learns that John has married and had a child (John is truly in love with Mary).

Sherlock returns from his "death."

Sherlock actually likes Mary and Mary is understanding of Sherlock and is happy to see John return to taking cases.

Some time after Sherlock returns, Mary dies (not as a result of a criminal, sniper etc. please) and then John's son.

The two deaths affect John to the point that he is near catatonic.

Sherlock brings John back. It's a slow and painful process for both; John for obvious reasons and Sherlock for seeing John in such agony.

John finally does 'recover', though he is never truly the same. He returns to 221b.
Fillers choice if it ends S/J.

My only requests are to please not make Sherlock turn to drugs, or self harm, or any of that vein. I want this to be a story of recovery for John, with real support from Sherlock. Obviously Sherlock would be at a loss to what to do (hell, anyone would), but don't want "I don't know how to make a cup of tea" or "Tears? Is that what these wet things are on my face?" Sherlock

I've been working on, and am nearly finished with, a small piece that may go some way towards (partially and inadequately) filling this wonderful prompt but I hope that someone else will jump at it as well. Heartily seconded.

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If that's a prompt I second it. If it's not I still second it. B-)

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J/S - Sherlock kills John with sex. But not literally.


Seriously what chapter is this from??

I came across this. And it inspired this prompt:
Sherlock decides that he is going to totally make John come undone . He puts his razor sharp focus and deductive skills to good use and basically just makes John into a little puddle of goo.

He is trying to seduce John into a relationship

John taught him a few things without knowing .

This is the first time John was completely drowned in pleasure because he is usually the most experienced one in the room.

The next morning but are still completely incoherent and when they get called on to a crime scene can't go.

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Always in favour of John/Sherlock hot monkey sex.

Sherlock knows better than Mycroft when a danger night is likely to occur.

How does he deal with it? Does he fight against it? Does he tell John, hoping he'll help get his mind on something else? Does he call Mycroft? Does he bug Lestrade for any case possible?

Does he lock himself in his room, determined to both ignore it and keep it to himself?

Or does he give in, and fight against anyone who tries to stop him?

John pretends to be Sherlock (because their bored)


ANYTHING BASED ON THE ABOVE . Please and thanks. :)

+5 If Lestrade and co actually go see them and their so caught up in whatever it is their doing they don't hear them

+10 Mrs. Hudson bringing them snacks and thinking this is so much of a 'playdate' that she takes pics .

+15 Someone thinks its foreplay and either Sherlock or John shout out 'Dont ruin it' or some variation of that (because sometimes you dont want something you are doing sexualized).

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Seconded just because I seriously misinterpreted panel #4 (I thought Sherlock was complaining that John's smallclothes were cutting off his circulation).


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