Sherlock BBC Prompting Meme

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Prompting Part XXXII
Giggles at the Palace
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Mycroft's Miserable Morning

Mycroft falls asleep with his butt plug still in. When he wakes up the next morning he has the unpleasant task of trying to remove it, with the added urgency of needing to to the toilet.

Once removed he's very sore and has to get through the discomfort of going with a sore, uncomfortable and painful arsehole.

bonus: he has to ask for help.

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Usually I'm very squicky about this stuff, but this sounds interesting. As long as it's not....explicit, then I'm all for how it happens.

Atonement/ Sherlock

Little Vicky Holmes, aged 13, sees something she doesn't quite understand. In the library, the gardener John Watson (who she thinks is the most handsomest man alive) is pinning Vicky's elder brother Sherlock against a bookcase. They are bumping into each other and Sherlock is moaning as if pained. Sherlock and John (who studies medicine) go to Cambridge together and Vicky thought they were friends-- but obviously not. Chances are that Sherlock doesn't WANT to be kissed by John; John is obviously harassing Vicky's brother!

When a family friend, who is staying at the Holmes Manor, is raped by a man (whose identity no one knows) Vicky is quick to point her finger at John, who is obviously an evil, harassing, sex-maniac. And she most definitely isn't accusing John because he prefers Sherlock over herself.

John is arrested for the rape of the young child, with only Sherlock and his sister Harry knowing of his innocence.

The story is the test of Sherlock and John's love as it fights through prison, Afghanistan, battle-wounds, and accusation.

Vicky eventually realises the error of her ways, and writes an autobiographical novel of the whole ordeal. It is the atonement for her sins.

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oh!I shouldnt´want this,but I do...


I've been spending too long browsing and now I desperately need something to take the edge.

I'd like something sexy with a wet (and preferably but not necessarily naked) Greg.

Mocroft/Greg or John/Greg, it's all fine. Hell, I'll even take Greg/Molly. Thanks.

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*Mycroft of course. Sorry for the typo. Anon can't function anymore.

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Jones and Watson

John Watson/Martha Jones. That is all. (Captcha Mycroft says intimately orscut. I think he approves).

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oh god yes

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Mary obviously likes John, but she's terribly shy and just a little socially awkward. John likes Mary, but he just won't get around to asking her out already. Sherlock is bored, and decides to try his hand at matchmaking.

Pillow Fight

John and Sherlock get into an argument over something stupid and trivial, and there is only one way to settle it: pillow fight! Except that since it's at 221B and involves these characters, I have a feeling it would involve new contraptions for hurling pillows at each other or somesuch.

*uncontrolable snickers* So much yes!

Sherlock "helps" with John's love life

John is okay at picking up women and he's okay in bed. He just can't keep a relationship going because of Sherlock and his demands, that's all.

So he's not overly pleased when Sherlock starts taking an interest in John's love life, pointing out girls he thought were out of his league and who it turns out would actually consider sleeping with him. He's pretty sure he doesn't need Sherlock to also give him detailed instructions about how to get them off faster once he does get them in bed, especially when it involves doing things to them he was pretty sure no self-respecting modern woman would put up with.

Except he starts to follow those instructions to the letter when it turns out Sherlock is spot on every time. The relationships still don't last, but John doesn't mind because there's always someone else and some new kink to try out. In fact, he starts to feel rather grateful towards his flatmate.

What he doesn't know of course is that Sherlock - who wouldn't stoop to touching anyone, let alone a woman - has rigged John's bedroom so he doesn't miss a single minute of his flatmate's sex life.

So in summary: a very repressed Sherlock gets John to act out his fantasies so he can enjoy the sex vicariously.

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Have you read Cure For Boredom? That's probably relevant to your interests.

John was a Captain of Special Forces in Afghanistan

(quick preface: I know diddly-squat about army regiments and/or assignments. But I found this bit of info and the plot-bunny was too good to leave alone)

Ok, according to Wikipedia, the 5th Northumberland Fusiliers, along with the 6th, 7th and 20th, were amalgamated into the Royal Regiment of Fusiliers in 1968.
What if "the 5th Northumberland Fusiliers" was code for special operations in Afghanistan? John wasn't a just a soldier, he was a badass government sharpshooter/assassin!

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Count of Monte Cristo

Have we had a Sherlock version of The Count of Monte Cristo yet? Here's what I have in mind:

After the Fall, Sherlock has no intention of ever coming back. Partly because the idea of disappearing and doing his own thing beyond the watchful eyes of Mycroft is something he's always wanted to do and partly because he doesn't want to deal with the feelings he's developed for John.

After about a year or so, he hears that John has gotten married and, out of curiosity, decides to check him or her out. What he discovers is that his Fall was part of a deal Moriarty made with others: someone wanted Sherlock dead because they wanted John, someone else gained by having Lestrade disgraced and someone else took advantage of a Mycroft hobbled by guilt and sentiment towards his lost brother to gain control of the British government.

Pissed off, Sherlock assumes a new identity and returns to London hell-bent on revenge. I'd like to see some dark!Sherlock here, although whether it's justifiable or irredeemable is something I'll leave up to whomever wants to fill this thing. As is whether this tale has a happy ending or not.

The only thing I ask is for a scene where BAMF!John decides he's had enough of this mysterious new guy who appears to want to destroy his family and goes to confront the bastard. And then, surprise, John!

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Oh my god this is brilliant! Anon, I love you for thinking of this! ♥

John and Sherlock sharing a body

I was looking at stories on AO3 and misread the word "bond" as "body" in one of the descriptions. So this is what I saw:

"When John's life is turned upside down by a horrific attack, Sherlock tries to find a way to save him and the growing BODY they share."

And that actually sounded pretty awesome. Please, someone make that story happen!

(If the rightly-worded description is appealing to you, that fic is here:

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Thank you for the link to the rightly-worded description, this has my kinks written all over it!

daddy issues- S/J (sorta)

I could see Sherlock being younger then he looks for this prompt ...
Anyways prompt: Sherlock has father issues for whatever reason- his father recently died and he is not coping well, he had no adult male role model besides Mycroft, he was neglected/abused as a child etc. Than along comes John Watson and gives him unconditional friendship, acceptance, and helps him navigate the confusing spectrum of dull human emotions with just a simple 'good or a bit not good' nudge in the right direction.

Sherlock kinda hates himself for it but he slowly starts to put John in the category of 'role model' (and this makes him start changing slowly like in canon) and something eventually nudges John more towards 'father figure.' So, Sherlock begrudgingly starts to regard him as more than just a friend.

However, John interprets this as romantic/sexual interest because never in a million years would he assume that Sherlock has these types of needs. John acts accordingly.

Which can mean many things such as trying to distance himself from Sherlock so he knows John isn't interested in anything more then friendship OR (which I would LOVE) John himself is attracted to Sherlock and tries initiating a relationship with him. Which of course leaves Sherlock all types of confused and possible even feeling a bit betrayed.

Maybe a combo of all these where John realizes he is more bi than he thought. IDK

Sherlock or John eventually get an outsiders help on the issue.


Mycroft is male but also has a vagina. I'm a bit confused whether its okay to call him intersexed or not because though it could be similar or just like those who are intersexed in rl I am also equally fine with a story where this isn't rare or considered a medical condition. Such as omega verse or where he is another species/an alien.

Lestrade/Mycroft andor some John/Mycroft would be much appreciated :)

So would porn....><

+5 If going the 'society thinks this is wrong route' - Mycroft enjoys touching himself and using objects but he always feels discomfort towards his anatomy because he has been taught he should.

More Bondlock

For some strange reason, I keep thinking that John and James Bond are distant cousins of sorts (living dangerously runs in the family). Would like to think that Bond goes to John every now and then to get patched up and then amicably somehow steals/seduces John's girlfriends while John admonishes him for nearly getting killed again. Would like to see John react to Bond meeting Sherlock. John/Sherlock but doesn't have to be established.

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Seconded so much.

Secret Relationship Lestrade/Sherlock

John deduces Sherlock's seeing Lestrade when he realises the shirt Sherlock is wearing is not only not tailor made, it's also a good few sizes too big for him.

Alternatively: John sorts through the washing hamper to put his clothes in the wash, and finds a shirt that doesn't belong to him but couldn't possibly be Sherlock's.

Alright guys, I trust you all so much I'm going to not be on anon and tell you guys a weird secret of mine.

I have this odd fetish that I've never really come to terms with and worked through to understand just because it's so unorthodox. I've never even heard of it before, but without fail it turns me into a puddle of goo.

It's, well, death scenes. Like, a character is dying and another is crying over them like "omg don't die on me!". I have the fetish mostly for me in the dying position, but also for favorite characters in that position as well.

So, my prompt is: I want someone to have this fetish. How they work with it and their partner finding out and their response. How do they work it into their sex life?

I prefer Johnlock, but anything relationship with either Sherlock or John in it is fine for me.

I really have no idea how to do this, so go wild. Just no actual necrophilia, please.

I think just seeing it in a fic will help me get a better understanding of it.

Ugh, I'm so embarrassed. D: Thanks.

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Don't be embarrassed. Never, ever be embarrassed by a kink you aren't forcing on someone, ESPECIALLY on a kinkmeme. ;)

This is. . . an incredibly interesting prompt. I would love to write something for it, though honestly I won't have the time for at least another month. >.< Even then I'm sorry but I can't promise.

In the mean time, please help me understand a bit more what it is you're looking for. I realize that you don't fully understand this kink but I do have a few questions that would help me write something satisfactory: what bits of it would you like to be the most detailed? Would you like some sort of physical sex? Would you like gratuitous emotion? Emphasis on physical things but NOT sex (tears, breathing, crying, how they're holding each other, etc.)? Where should the details be?

Mycroft says "take urthWuc," which I think means he wants them to fuck. XD

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Who Framed Mycroft Holmes?

Somethings happened. Someones been feeding Britain's enemies vitalv information. Mycroft finds himself on the wrong end of his own interrogation team.
He manages to escape. But now what?

Bonus: BAMF Mycroft being all Bond like.

The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had

After Sherlock’s ‘death’ (or if you like, you can chose another time), John gets into some sort of accident where it’s ambiguous whether or not he dies (please don’t make it suicide, I’ve yet to see a post fall John suicide fic that’s truly in character). He wakes up in a hospital and is overjoyed to see Sherlock by his bedside. Sherlock looks startled and then kisses him, but pulls back when John calls him Sherlock (or, you can have John pull back and say “What the hell are you doing Sherlock?"). Turns out this isn’t Sherlock, never has been, in fact there is no Sherlock Holmes and John has been in a coma for the past (insert amount of time here) after being shot in Afghanistan (bonus points if you can incorporate an explanation for the no longer psychosomatic limp). The man (with a name other than Sherlock) by his bedside is his longterm (boyfriend/lover/husband/best friend with an unrequited crush - not!Sherlock is head over heels in love with John) who has the same voice/face/dress sense/personality etc. as Sherlock, but is an ordinary guy. While he is intelligent, he is certainly not a genius. Other people in the ‘real world’ have character equivalents as well: maybe Mrs. Hudson is his mother, Lestrade his commanding officer, Molly his sister, Moriarty not!Sherlock’s stalker ex-boyfriend, etc. How much of John’s old life he remembers is up to you, but I want him to be stuck in the coma world and wanting to go back to that life. Angst ensues. Whether the Conan Doyle novels exist in this world or John made it up from scratch is up to you, whatever you chose I’d love to see an angsty fic with at least a slight emphasis on John and not!Sherlock’s relationship.

TL;DR While in a coma John has created a fantastical world for himself with Sherlock Holmes and based it on real people in his life. He awakens and has trouble coming back to the reality.

Omegaverse and Polygamy

I'd like a fic about an omegaverse world where omegas normally have multiple partners. I want Johnlock to be the main pairing. I prefer the extra person to be Irene, Lestrade, or Mycroft, but they can be pretty much anyone, even Anderson. Sherlock in an omega and anyone else's sex is up to the filler.

Bonus points:
-Not straight up porn (I'm competently fine with porn, but it'd be nice if there where other parts as well.)
-Incorporates elements of D/S as well

Super-ultra-mega bonus:
-Multiple chapter plot/casefic?!

Forgot to mention, Mary would also be great as the extra partner.

And cuddling as a bonus. I love me some cuddlin'.

OmegaVerse with added Harry


Alpha!Harry is sober for once. Unfortunately for John, one way she's distracting herself from the booze is to take an interest in what is going on with her baby brother.

Maybe it's after the Great Game and she's freaked when she learns her brother's nearly been blown up (not exactly unexpected from any sibling without the surname Holmes); maybe it's post-Reichenbach and she's seen what Sherlock's "death" did to John and isn't crazy about the great git returning.

Whatever the case, she decides Sherlock is dangerous to her brother's physical and mental/emotional well-being and takes advantage of an archaic, seldom-used, but still enforceable law that basically gives an Alpha relative the right to claim full legal guardianship of an Omega relative, regardless of age.

Basically, I just want two stubborn, overbearing, overprotective, possessive, etc. Alphas butting heads over John with him stuck in the middle.

Will always prefer a good dose of angst, but not opposed to humor (just no crack).

Just please no poor!pitiful!misunderstood!woobie!Sherlock. Harry's out of line here, but Sherlock needs to learn his actions and their effects on John can have consequences he's not foreseen.

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Omegaverse headcanon: rimming kink

OK, so I have this headcanon that one facet of alpha biology in the Omegaverse is that alpha saliva has healing/soothing properties...which means...heat involving several days of intense fucking = a sore omega arsehole = rimming to make it alllll better.

S/J, S/L, and J/L all acceptable, but sorry, Mystrade just isn't my thing.

Not picky about who's the alpha and who's the omega.

Bonus: if the omega is a bit squicked by rimming at first and has to be persuaded to give it a try (but keep it consensual, please).

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Hmm, I'm intrigued. Seconded! I can totally imagine this with alpha!John and omega!Sherlock.

character A and B can not be together for whatever reason. They have a deep love for each other. One that physically hurts them and they do very much wish they could just have a good life in peace with eachother.

One of these characters finds themselves landing in an AU verse where their AU selves are...not together despite the fact that they very much CAN be. How do they feel about this?

Alternate Sherlock IS the British Government (AU in the Fringe-World), threesome

Sherlock’s conducting heat and electricity experiments in the flat. He triggers an explosion that kicks John into a parallel universe.

  • In the alternate universe,Mycroft died as a Cambridge student and Sherlock has decided to fill his place. So Alternate-Sherlock’s the British government, but applies his own touch on the job.
  • He’s in a relationship with Alternate-Lestrade because he helped him get over his drug problem, they formed a threesome after Alternate-Sherlock got to know Alternate-John.

    When John’s kicked into their world, alternate-John is thrown into the Sherlock-verse and Chaos ensues.

    Probably because John really, really,does not want to date Alternate-Lestrade and has yet to realize he loves Sherlock.

    Meanwhile, on the other side, Mycroft and Sherlock get to know the Fringe Team and they try and get John back. Sherlock needs to fight off Alternate-John's advances, which he does only half-heartedly.

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  • M/L d/s undertones

    A kneeling, naked and handcuffed Lestrade is giving a fully clothed and standing Mycoft a blowjob in Mycroft's office.
    All consensual.

    vibrating buttplug for Lestrade.
    Mycroft comes on Lestrade's face.

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    Panty-wetting prompt, I second thee.

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    A suitable punishment

    The sub is recalcitrant and rebellious. His Dom has trouble controlling him.

    Obviously the Dom is failing at his task, and must be punished.

    Picture the Dom baring his own back or backside, and handing the cane to his sub, who is sobbing and begging: "Please, Sir. Please don't make me do this. I'll be so good, I'll never fail you again, only don't make me do this ... "

    (I'd love Dom!John and sub!Sherlock. Bonus for Dom!John standing with his impassive soldier-face, holding onto the mantelpiece, and ordering something like "Ten strokes. And if they're not hard enough, I'll make you give ten more.")

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    All of the seconds. Seriously, this is delicious.

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    Mycroft Alone

    Mycroft was a very lonely child and was continually tormented by his little brother.

    Young!Mycroft angst please :)


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