Sherlock BBC Prompting Meme

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Filled Prompt Post for the Spoiler-Free Prompting Post
Giggles at the Palace
Welcome to the spoiler free Filled Prompts Post!
(This is the special section for filled prompts from the Spoiler Free Prompt Post.)
If you filled a prompt from Parts 1-23 and up, please use the FPP #1.
If you filled a prompt from Parts 24 and up, please use the FPP #2.

This is an archive created to make it simple for people to browse through both filled and unfilled prompts.

Let me explain how this works:

As you can see, this post has a lot of  comments like this one.

Each one of these comments stands for a page in the meme. They each have a numbered list of hyperlinks on them. Each of these hyperlinks leads to a prompt from that page, obviously! It's actually a very simple system-- the prompts are in number order in the comment that corresponds with the page it is on.

Now, that is only an archive of prompts. So here's where you, fillers, come into play! Once you've filled something (this will be easier for you if you remember what page the prompt is on when you fill it, but otherwise you will just have to look through the comments) reply to the comment that corresponds with your prompt.

Let's say I filled prompt number 2 in the above comment. (I didn't, but let's just say I did.)
I would reply to that comment like so:

(I'm not linking to it because I didn't fill that prompt. But you get the idea, right?)

It's very important that you put a link to your  fill, and not to the prompt itself.


THE PURPOSE OF DOING THIS: It will make a clear, organized list that people can scroll through and a) immediately know whether a prompt is filled or not, b) get a link to it if it is filled and c) find the prompt if it hasn't been filled to go fill it! 

I know it might seem complicated, but I promise it is very simple. (:

It is AMAZINGLY, VITALLY IMPORTANT that you put the number of the prompt in the title of your comment! Please, do not forget to do that! Also remember to link to your fill, and not the prompt. This will make things a lot easier for archivists.

The way you can see what's been filled is by the numbers in the title of each reply. Using logic: If you don't see a number in a reply, then it hasn't been filled yet! (:

+ Regarding WiPs: You are free to post them here unfinished by your own discretion. Whether you decide to do that, or one of your WiPs is caught in an archiving sweep, please do not start a new comment for updates to your fill! Instead, reply to your original WiP comment with either an "Updated" or a "Finished" or what-have-you.

+ IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SPECIFIC... a good way to do this is to simply go to "Find" on your browser (Ctrl + F) and search for buzzwords. (i.e. "tentacles" or "wings" or "cat.") Generally our paraphrased prompts will include buzzwords from the original prompt. (:

If you have any questions regarding the Filled Prompts Post, please don't hesitate to ask. Send a PM to ellie_hell or ask on the Page-A-Mod post.

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Prompt: S/J with Sherlock being attentive and thorough with his mouth aaaaallll over John's body. Bonus points for less-expected places... back of the knee, under the arms, those little dimples above the buttocks...


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Original Prompt:Sherlock and John are puppies, a poodle and a golden retriever respectively. Their owners are a detective and a doctor.

Mrs. Hudson is a Rough Collie and thinks of John and Sherlock as her puppies.

Mycroft sometimes visits with his owner (either he's a dog or a Downing Street mouser cat).

Molly is a cadavar dog.

Lestrade is a police dog and his owner is a policeman.


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Original Prompt:G. Lestrade doesn't have a first name; When his mom gave birth to him and was trying to write in his birth certificate, all she could put down was the letter 'G'.

She died. Lestrade's dad left it at G out of respect to his dead wife.

Lestrade doesn't want to admit to anyone, so he's cycled through a lot of first names over the years, before finally telling everyone it's Lestrade.

His current partner is determined to figure it out.


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Full prompt: Sherlock does professional crime-scene cleanup. John is his new hire

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So, no idea if this has been requested yet (haven't seen it), but upon the realization that Benedict Cumberbatch could make a decent Spike Spiegel....Cowboy Bebop fusion, please.

Fill: Cowboy 221Bebop

Before sending Moran out killing or whatever, Moriarty always packs him a sack lunch with special snacks and treats and always includes a wee note telling Moran he's a good little sniper, and if he fucks up he's dead. The usual.

Moran thinks it's... cute?

(Pairing optional, but no pairing would be far more disturbing. ;D)

Mini Fill:
Cooking is Caring

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Long before Lestrade knew of a man named Sherlock Holmes, he was wandering around a government building, acting as a plainclothes police man.

That plan abruptly went down the drain when he was randomly grabbed by a man he didn't know, introduced in that panicked way of someone completely cornered as being the boyfriend of said man... and proceeded to flirt with the rather handsome guy that had picked him up.

Nothing came of it, but every now and then Lestrade thinks rather fondly of the man and wonders who he was.

Mycroft Holmes never forgets.

tl;dr: Mycroft introduces Lestrade as his boyfriend and cute flirtations ensue

My Fake Boyfriend

Sherlock accidentally uses a 'how-to-romance-someone' advice from the internet to apologize to John. John is baffled and it takes some time for either of them to catch the mistake.

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John and Sherlock Dialogue Prompt
"Just lie back and think of England"

"I don't want to think of England."

Here's the twist: Nothing remotely sexual and/or porny is happening.

Either of them can be saying either line.


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Peanuts fusion
Sherlock is Sally Brown and John is the school building.


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I want more!! Please...!


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1. Can someone, please, design a pair of Sherlock undies.
2. Mycroft riding Greg on an office chair.
3. RDJ!Holmes and Law!Watson are John's parents.
4. Lestrade has kept a secret from Mycroft for many years, the secret being that he was in a boy band in his teen years.
5. Sherlock's curious as to why there are little white words appearing all over everything he looks at for more than a few seconds.
6. Criminal Minds crossover.
7. Anderson sends this to Sally for V-Day.
8. Sherlock rolling down a hill in a bath with wheels on it, being chased by John.
9. Last of the Summer Wine crossover.
10. Sherlock is cursed and turned into a cat.
11. Sherlock meets modern!Poirot.
12. Sherlock doesn't get sick often, but when he does it's bad. John has to deal with a vomiting, bed-ridden Sherlock.
13. Sherlock getting off to the obscene sounds of John masturbating right at his ear
14. Sherlocck reciting poetry.
15. Sherlock/Anthea. With snogging.
16. Mycroft has done everything Sherlock does.
17. John/Sherlock modern answer to the epistolary.
18. Sally/Harry.
19. Lestrade, a young sergeant, gets a call that a local child with Asperger's has fled his home and spends the entire night searching for him.
20. Quote prompt.
21. John kicking Moriarty's ass. Literally or figuratively.
22. John and Sherlock go at it on every surface of the flat.
23. More omegaverse.
24. John and Sherlock meet at a fancy dress or ugly jumper Christmas party.
25. Sherlock has Ostraconophobia or more specifically fears that one day oysters will conquer us all.

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Mycroft riding Greg on an office chair. I don't care whose office, tho Greg's got glass walls....

Just please give me some PORN. POOOORN.


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1. When Sherlock knocked on the door to his brother's house he did not expect Detective Inspector Gregory Lestrade to open the door.
2. House M.D quote.
3. Girl!John has a kid when she moves in with Sherlock.
4. The reason John isn't really fazed by Sherlock and Mycroft? His dad is Dr. Greg House.
5. Sherlock Holmes, during those three years, met a talking blue hedgehog that can run at the speed of sound.
6. Mycroft makes Sherlock wear a male chastity device.
7. Fem!John going to Lestrade for comfort after a fight with Sherlock or relationship advice.
8. Harry Potter crossover.
9. Jim likes to pull the feathers from Sebastian's wings.
10. Five times John has held a friend's hand as they die, and one time a friend held John's.
11. Video prompt.
12. John's girlfriend breaks up with him because she finds gay porn on his laptop.
13. Lilo and Stitch fusion.
14. Sherlock/Poirot/Dupin.
15. Fem!John doesn't hate her body. She just... isn't the woman she used to be.
16. One day, for a case, Sherlock has to look up some information about Star Trek. He discovers the word t'hy'la.
17. Sherlock gets hold of John's iPod, somehow. John discovers him listening to The Beatles' "Revolution 9" over and over.
18. John tries every subtle way to tickle Sherlock.
19. If Sherlock were a busker that played violin in the night, John was just a random passerby, And both believed in irrational, beautiful love at first sight.
20. Beat until stiff and firm.
21. How would one or more characters be different if they had come from a different country?
22. Nobody in the world is born with a soul.
23. It's the 70s. Lestrade is a punk, Mycroft is a mod. Can love prevail?
24. Jim wears suspenders/braces.
25. Harry Potter fusion.

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John's girlfriend breaks up with him because she finds gay porn on his laptop. Except, John didn't put it there. He assumes Sherlock did, and cue fight that ends in sexy-times. Porn could either be Sherlock's "research" or, preferably, Mrs. Hudson's. ("Well, I can't do that sort of thing on Mrs. Turner's computer! That would be rude!")


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The first time Joanna Watson meets Sherlock Holmes, he's really, really high and she's really, really drunk. Awhile before she went to Afghanistan, and before he got clean and created himself a job.

The next time Joanna meets Sherlock, they're both looking for flatmates. Also, she's had his son, who happens to be almost the very image of Sherlock as a kid. Whoops.

Alternatively, they don't hook up until she's back in London after getting shot, she gets drunk and Sherlock has a relapse, and the reason (well, one of tne reasons) she ultimately moves into Baker Street is because she's very pregnant.

Bonus for Jo still being a badass as a mommy/mommy-to-be.

If anon does first option, double bonus for fluffiness of mother and son being very close. Also, the kid being a smart-arse genius and her handling it like a bamf!mom who loves and accepts him and takes his attitude/moods in stride would be absolute love.

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1. The Holmes' had an English Mastiff when Sherlock was little. The dog acted like Sherlock's giant, fluffy babysitter.
2. Doctor Who crossover.
3. One Day crossover.
4. Mycroft is a conman. Sherlock resents being his right hand man and agrees to one last job. The job? Passing John off as a long-lost prince.
5. The boys of 221B Baker Street...through the eyes of the riding crop.
6. Sherlock is a Borrower.
7. Sherlock/John’s kids and Moriarty/Moran’s kid fall in love.
8. Sherlock is in love with Moriarty. And it scares the shit out of him.
9. John and Sherlock watch House and John goes into a rant about the medical mistakes made on the show. And for once, freaks out Sherlock.
10. Five times Sherlock tricked someone into thinking he was a sociopath, and one time it didn't work.
11. John Watson is the epic lovechild of Chuck Norris and Sephiroth.
12. Sherlock fanvid (pref John/Sherlock) using either Lana Del Rey's Born To die or Amy Winehouse.
13. Sherlock had to be sold into slavery to pay off his drug debts.
14. Sherlock is kidnapped by Moriarty (or some other criminal genius) and they give him drugs and force him to work as a prostitute.
15. The gang takes a trip through Sherlock’s mind.
16. Rope fusion.
17. Sherlock is a genie and John finds his lamp.
18. Indiana Jones.
19. Every one of Sherlock’s boyfriends has told him after sex that there's something missing in his emotional response. Until John.
20. It's John's birthday and the brightly wrapped box on the kitchen table is moving.
21. Sherlock knows how to say "you're welcome" in 12 different languages, but he can't say "thank you" in even one.
22. Harry Potter crossover.
23. Consensual medfet between Sherlock and John.
24. Song prompt: Lily Allen’s Chinese.
25. A victim's bulldog eats an important piece of evidence at the crime scene. Sherlock and John end up stuck with him for some reason.

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So in my head: small children=meh. Dogs=yay! Small child+dog=ADORABLENESS.

The Holmes' had an English Mastiff when Sherlock was little. The dog acted like Sherlock's giant, fluffy babysitter, following him around when the boy wandered outdoors, sleeping in his room, etc. One day when Sherlock is around 6 or 7 years old, he's out exploring with the dog trailing him as usual, but the dog suddenly falls over dead*. Sherlock wants to know how the dog died, cue someone finding him buried elbow deep in dog entrails.

Prompt based on a childhood spent rambling in the woods with our two dogs following me around like a pair of nannies, keeping my brother and I out of trouble.


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1. Portal 2 fusion.
2. John and Sherlock have had sex all over the flat, with the glaring exception of in either of their beds. John wants to know why.
3. Bees!
4. Portal fusion.
5. Fem!John makes Sherlock wear an empathy belly.
6. Hunchback of Notre Dame fusion.
7. Sherlock/Molly.
8. Doctor Who crossover.
9. Mycroft and Sherlock trying to get with Lestrade each trying to sabotage the other.
10. Holmes and Watson are John's Parents but not the ones standing in the living room...yet.
11. Sherlock bites John, but he doesn't turn into a werewolf. He does however, get pregnant.
12. How do John and Sherlock cope with their only child being a Mary Sue?
13. Space Opera AU.
14. Deduction takes a human form, male or female. Yup. Sex happens. Deductive sex.
15. John is a Jason Bourne type character.
16. De-aged Jim being taken care of by Sherlock and John or Mycroft and Lestrade.
17. Torchwood fusion.
18. Sherlock injures one of his eyes and has to walk around with an eyepatch.
19. After she meets Sherlock and is confronted by the frankly intimidatingly beautiful cast of women in his life, fem!John begins to feel a bit...less than adequate.
20. Sherlock makes himself a pillow pile ala The Man With the Twisted Lip, but unlike the book, this is a mountain of pillows from all over the flat.
21. The skulls impressions of John, Sherlock, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft, maybe even Sally.
22. Molly is sick. Someone takes care of her.
23. Sherlock comforts Mycroft.
24. Sherlock is the great-grandson of ACD!Sherlock Holmes and ACD!Irene Adler.
25. Someone is a fantastic chess player.

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1. Dialogue prompt.
2. Parental Lestrade gives John the "if you hurt my kid" talk.
3. Sherlock watches Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory for the first time.
4. After a successful case Sherlock just kisses the hell out of John (maybe even on the scene).
5. Errant comment.
6. Blade Runner fusion.
7. John accidentally mentions to Lestrade that Mycroft periodically kidnaps him. Lestrade assumes John is being courted.
8. Sherlock, John, and babies.
9. Sherlock sincerely hates Trivial Pursuit.
10. Mycroft is kidnapped by Taliban.
11. An exhausted Lestrade absent-mindedly calls Sherlock "sweetheart" on a crime scene. Or during a drugs bust.
12. St. Trinian's fusion.
13. Awake fusion.
14. Tobias Gregson is played by Roger Allam.
15. De-aged Mycroft.
16. John recieves a well tailored (and perfect fitting) suit with the note "A car will pick you up at ten AM, please ensure Sherlock's attendence. -MH"
17. AU where Sherlock is a less-than-functioning sociopath.
18. Lestrade is an angel.
19. Anderson writes RP fic about Sherlock Holmes.
20. John writes trashy romance novels.
21. A random comment or two on his blog saying he needs to get over it and just kiss Sherlock already John can ignore.
22. Lestrade and John have convinced Mycroft and Sherlock respectively to settle into marriage and children.
23. Sherlock uses the last of the lube for a non sexy purpose and John makes him buy more if he wants sex tonight.
24. In order to keep John's money troubles from becoming an actual issue Sherlock begins wiring half the fees, when he accepts them, into John's account.
25. Lestrade, Sherlock & John are captured. Lestrade is forced into a fuck or die scenario and has to choose between Sherlock and John.

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An exhausted Lestrade absent-mindedly calls Sherlock "sweetheart" on a crime scene. Or during a drugs bust.

(Bonus points if they're not in a relationship.)


1. Sentinel AU.
2. Sherlock is what happens when a Vampire and a Faerie have a child.
3. What was Sally’s life before ASiP?
4. Fem!John goes undercover as a Beauty Pageant Contestant, Sherlock and "Anthea" 'help', and Lestrade watches with a look of shock/awe/horror/amusement.
5. Movie Watson has some advice for John.
6. Image prompt.
7. John drinks more than he meant to, one evening. He wakes up with Sherlock.
8. John sits Sherlock's dumbass down and makes him watch the Princess Bride.
9. Mycroft and Sherlock as Daddy's little girls.
10. Mummy gives teen!Sherlock (about 13) the dreaded sex talk.
11. John and Sherlock are de-aged to about seven or eight years old.
12. Heroes crossover.
13. Sherlock is pining for John so hard that he pokes a hole in reality and winds up in a universe where Sherlock and John are married.
14. Doctor Who crossover.
15. Mycroft/Lestrade: Lestrade is a vampire.
16. Casefic where the key clue is THE ANSWER. Namely: 42.
17. Sherlock does something completely, utterly romantic and John is suitably impressed.
18. Crazy Jim and failing plots of relationship doom.
19. John's frustrated with Sherlock and, for whatever reason, he has a chat with Harry over it.
20. Sherlock likes to "accidentally" leave inked finger prints on John's skin.
21. In the middle of the kissing/pawing stage of sex Sherlock realizes that their physical relationship is also an emotional one. He stops John to tell him this.
22. Due to past bad experiences Sherlock swears (even to himself) that he doesn't need sex.
23. Doctor Who crossover.
24. Moran's reaction to Moriarty doing something just a touch too kinky for him to John or Sherlock.
25. Avengers AU.

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Casefic where the key clue is THE ANSWER. Namely: 42.
And if it involves John forgetting his towel... \o/


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