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YOU GUYS I SOLVED REICHENBACH *spoilers!!*

(Anonymous)
SO. Moffat said that Sherlock did something out-of-character. After literally minutes of contemplation I have come across the only possible answer.

Sherlock gets crisps for Molly and John. What crisps does he get?

Quavers

BUT. In The Blind Banker, we clearly see that John is eating Wotsits! How could the world's most observant man miss that Wotsits are John's preferred cheese-flavoured corn-based snack?!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE REASON FOR THIS HEINOUS ERROR.

Sherlock has bought all of the Wotsits in London and then filled a truck with them. When he jumps off of the roof, he lands in this truck and subsequently becomes a rather luminous orange, due to the sticky nature of the specific cheese flavouring found in Wotsits.

THIS CAUSES A "SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROBLEM FIELD" because everyone will look and say "Hm, that looks a bit like Sherlock Holmes but Sherlock Holmes is not orange so I must OBVIOUSLY be mistaken. Carry on in your ways, orangy cheese-scented man."

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BODY, I HEAR YOU CRY?

IT IS MORIARTY'S BODY. Sherlock has put a mask on him and all of his clothes. What's that? Moriarty isn't the same height or build as Sherlock, so all those neatly tailored clothes would look wrong? WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID TO SOLVE THAT PROBLEM.

THAT'S RIGHT. HE STUFFED THE SPACES WITH MORE WOTSITS

John was so overcome with grief (and also concussion) that he didn't recognise the crunchy texture when he took Moriarty's arm.

BAM. MOFFAT, I'D LIKE MY HAT NOW.


Re: YOU GUYS I SOLVED REICHENBACH *spoilers!!*

MOTHERFUCKING CANON

Re: YOU GUYS I SOLVED REICHENBACH *spoilers!!*

(Anonymous)
MY GOD, IT ALL MAKES PERFECT SENSE! HOW DID NO ONE SEE THAT BEFORE?
ANON, YOU ARE AWESOME.

Re: YOU GUYS I SOLVED REICHENBACH *spoilers!!*

(Anonymous)
DYING. FUCKING DYING FROM GENIUS OVERLOAD.

ANON, I SALUTE YOU WITH MY LAST BREATH.

Re: YOU GUYS I SOLVED REICHENBACH *spoilers!!*

(Anonymous)
YOU LEGEND.
TAKE MY FIRST BORN.
TAKE EVERYTHING.

Re: YOU GUYS I SOLVED REICHENBACH *spoilers!!*

(Anonymous)
Actual headcanon until next series. :DDD

Re: YOU GUYS I SOLVED REICHENBACH *spoilers!!*

(Anonymous)
Brilliant!

Re: YOU GUYS I SOLVED REICHENBACH *spoilers!!*

(Anonymous)
EVERYTHING IS WOTSITS AND NOTHING HURTS.

Re: YOU GUYS I SOLVED REICHENBACH *spoilers!!*

(Anonymous)
I LOVE YOU.

Re: YOU GUYS I SOLVED REICHENBACH *spoilers!!*

(Anonymous)
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS
I SAW THE SENTENCE ENDING WITH '...with more wotsits' COMING MILES AWAY BUT IN A GOOD WAY AND IT GAVE ME GOOSEBUMPS

NOW TRY COMING UP WITH SOMETHING THAT COULD TOP THIS, MOFFAT

+Mycroft says 'u inform strangers'!

Re: YOU GUYS I SOLVED REICHENBACH *spoilers!!*

(Anonymous)
Awesome! My new headcanon.
Mycroft says: Deerstalker

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