Sherlock BBC Prompting Meme

"we get all sorts around here."


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GUIDELINES

  • Anon posting is not required, but most definitely allowed. If you think you recognise an anon, keep it to yourself and don’t out them. IP tracking is off, and will remain that way.

  • Multiple fills are encouraged, and all kinds of fills are accepted! Fic, art, vids, cosplay, interpretive dance — whatever. Go wild! :D

  • Don’t reprompt until TWO parts after the last posting of the prompt.

  • RPF (real person fic, i.e. fic involving the actors themselves) is not supported at this meme.

  • Concrit is welcome, but kinkshaming, hijacking, and flaming are not tolerated.


THE FILLED PROMPTS POST
When you fill a prompt, please use the appropriate Filled Prompts Post to archive your fill (there are instructions on the actual post).

If the part you wanted isn't up yet, just wait and one of the archivists will get to it, but please, once it is up, make sure you post your fills there according to the guidelines. DO NOT skip out on doing this because it seems like too much effort. If you want your fill to make it to the Delicious archive, that’s the way to do it.

Do not be afraid to ask questions about how it works if you are confused! The mods will be happy to explain.

WARNINGS/OFFENSIVE WORDING IN PROMPTS
Please consider warning for prompts that may trigger people (and also for fills, because some people read in flat view) and phrasing prompts in a manner that strives to be respectful.

Things which you might want to consider warning for include: Rape/Non-Con, Death, Suicidal Thoughts, Self-Harm, Underage Relationships, among others.

That being said, this is a kink meme. As such, there will be prompts that could offend you in a number of different ways. Not every prompt will have a trigger warning, and not every prompt will rub you the right way. If you have an issue with a specific prompt, feel free to bring it up in a discussion that takes place off the meme. However, flaming will not be tolerated regardless of origin.

You are highly encouraged to scroll past any prompt that you dislike.

Remember: be civil, be friendly, but don’t be shy!

THINGS THAT MAKE BROWSING THE MEME EASIER FOR EVERYONE
Please nest your fills. Doing so will make it easier for archivists to save your fills to the Delicious archive. Using subject lines will also help people reading the meme in flatview keep track of what’s happening. Finally, titling your fills (even if it’s something silly) will be helpful to those tracking a lot of prompts or scrolling through the meme.

PROMPT FREEZES
Depending on the rate of activity, there may or may not be a prompt freeze when a part reaches 2000 and 4500 comments. However, there will be one when it reaches 7000. After the 7000 comments freeze, a new part will be posted, and all prompting should happen on the new part.

CONTACTING MODS
Your mods for this meme are ellie_hell, charname, anonspock and anonbach. If you have any questions, concerns, comments about anything at all on the meme feel free to send a PM or contact us via the Page-A-Mod post.

MEME LINKS
Pinboard Archive - Delicious Archive - Guide to the Archive
Filled Prompts Posts: Parts 1-23 - Parts 24+ - Spoiler Free
The Glorious FAQ - Page-A-Mod

Flat View of This Page - Newest Page in Flatview - Newest Page of the Meme

Love Post - Chatter Post - Searching Post
Concrit Post - Story Announcement Post - Orphan Post
Spoiler Free Prompt Post - Overflow Post

Links to previous prompting parts

OTHER LINKS AND AFFILIATES
sherlock_rant: A place to rant about or discuss anything with few to no restrictions.
sherlock_rpf: This is a kinkmeme for RPF about the show.
sherlockcrit: A multi-fandom betaing/concrit community, with a focus on BBC Sherlock.
sherlockbbc: A community dedicated to the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes.
Useful resources for Sherlock and LiveJournal.
Sherlock screencaps.

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Let's Start With the Roller Mop (becaues this totally works as a title)

Well. I've been watching this prompt so long that I ended up filling it...

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“If they would just pay attention, then they would have called us in hours ago.”
John doesn’t react. He’d been warned about this ‘Sherlock Holmes’ fellow. Best man for the job, but far too few social niceties for people to put up with him for long.
“I mean, it was the niece, clearly. No matter how well she plays on the sentimentalities of others to cover her motives. She’d been taking acting classes for years.”
John shakes his head, sighs, and keeps cleaning.
“It’s simple; so...boring.”
“Can we just got on with it, please? The sooner we get done, the sooner I can go home.”
“Home? To your one-room bed-sit that you hate? Don’t make me laugh.”
This makes John pause;
“And what, may I ask, do you know about my living arrangement?”
“It’s obvious. Like this murder. You’re a soldier, or were, invalided home with only an army pension to cover your expenses, but instead of looking further afield for something cheaper, you stayed in London – what living arrangement could you afford on an army pension in London? Not much.”
“How did you know I was in that army?”
Sherlock Holmes smiled then, and John wanted to take a step back – the man looked utterly manic.
“Well – we could start with your haircut. Its growing out now, but by the lack of care you show over it indicates that you’re used to keeping it shorter. Your tan; hands and face, but not above your wrists or under your collar; not from a holiday, unless you’ve been skiing. But you wouldn’t ski with that limp, which is psychosomatic, by the way. But you know that as well and you could have looked it up after your therapist told you but I get the feeling that you didn’t have to. Why wouldn’t you? Ah, but you’re a medical man too, aren’t you?”
“That was...extraordinary.” There was a pause
“That’s not what people normally say.”
“What do people normally say?”
Sherlock smirks, “Piss off.”
John laughs out loud, and a moment later Sherlock joins in.
“How did you know about me being a medical man?”
“Oh, so I was right then? Coffee, when we’re done here? I’ll explain it to you.”
“Yeah. Okay – coffee.”

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John knows that most people on the clean-up crew don’t get along with Sherlock. And he supposes that they have a fair enough reason for it. The man can be a right arse. But he’s also a right arse. There is almost nothing that Sherlock is wrong about or that he will miss. John knows it gets on the nerves of the police when Sherlock shows up and proceeds to tell them what happened, how it happened and who did it within the first five minutes. Often they won’t acknowledge anything, but John also knows that Detective Inspector Lestrade appreciates it when Sherlock Holmes is on clean up – because invariably Sherlock will be correct and that means
that the cases can be solved quickly and the criminals caught.

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About three months after getting the crime-scene-clean up job, John finds locum work in a small surgery and hands in his notice. At the same time Sherlock tells him that he’s found himself a new flat but needs someone to split the rent with. John can’t take him up on the offer fast enough.

It’s just after they move in that John finds out about Sherlock’s other job.

“You’re a...a private detective?”
“I wanted to be a consulting detective, but the police wouldn’t work with a ‘kid’, so I had to make adjustments. I still solve their crimes for them, the only difference is neither I nor they can chose which cases I work on.”
“Shame that. Can you imagine if they called on you in a crime-solving capacity? There wouldn’t be a criminal left in London.”

They somehow end up giggling like children over that, and by the end of the week John’s lost his limp and hand-tremor.

Re: Let's Start With the Roller Mop (becaues this totally works as a title)

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D'awwwww. =D

This is pretty much exactly what I wanted - Sherlock as Sherlock and John as John, just with a bit of cts decon. ;-) Thank you! *hugs*

Re: Let's Start With the Roller Mop (becaues this totally works as a title)

You're welcome. Thank you for a great prompt.

I'm so glad you enjoyed this! *hugs back*

Re: Let's Start With the Roller Mop (becaues this totally works as a title)

I like subtle AU's, explorations of what could happen if one detail was off. The details about John's long hair and living arrangments are great!

Re: Let's Start With the Roller Mop (becaues this totally works as a title)

I'm pleased you liked it. Little details make all the difference, don't they?

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