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Throw my voice and burn your heart.

(Anonymous)
Reprompt from part 16 http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/9640.html?thread=46946984#t46946984

Sherlock leaves London for a case. While he's gone he keeps in touch with John, and the two begin to share increasingly flirty and emotionally vulnerable texts, emails, etc. and by the time Sherlock returns he's thrilled that he and John are finally ready to embark on a romantic relationship. But when he arrives home John has packed his things and moved out, leaving a bitter, angry handwritten note declaring he never wants to see or hear from Sherlock ever again. Sherlock is confused and heartbroken.

Meanwhile, John has moved far away and is looking for a new start in life after having fled from Baker Street because of the increasingly cruel, hateful, demeaning messages he had received from Sherlock while he was out of town, dashing all hopes John ever had of he and Sherlock ever becoming more than just friends.

Turns out Moriarty, technological wizard that he is, has faked all of the communication between John and Sherlock over the last few weeks. He himself generated all of the texts, emails, and perhaps even phone calls (maybe he's got some wicked good voice synthesizing software) and he's been totally manipulating both of them as part of that whole "burn the heart out of you" thing.

Of course an eventual happy Sherlock/John ending would be fantastic.

TL;DR While Sherlock is away Moriarty fakes all of the texts, emails, and phone calls between Sherlock and John. Sherlock returns home happy thinking John wants to start a romantic relationship, but John has moved out because of "Sherlock"'s cruel declarations that he has grown bored with him and wants him gone.

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Oooh, double whammy, I like it.

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John is pregnant. He has yet to tell Sherlock and quite frankly is afraid to tell his lover in fear that Sherlock will leave him. So, he decides that the best way to tell Sherlock is to ease into it.

Que John staring giving SHerlock not very subtle hints. ("Have you ever thought about children?"...."No, that's not a basket, Holmes, it's a bassinet. No, it's not for Gladstone."..."Look what I found at the store today. *pulls out a mini magnifying glass and kid's deerstalker cap.* Aren't they precious?")

Bonus: Sherlock is too focused on a case to pay attention to John's subtle hints. After the case however, he becomes concerned that John is acting strange and looks different as well.

TL;DR John tries to tell Sherlock that he's pregnant by dropping subtle hints.

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Write something you wouldn't read

(Anonymous)
Write a kink you DON'T like with a pairing you DON'T believe in.

Examples-
Sherlock pursues Anderson and then gets double fisted?
Dark!Lestrade makes Donovan “earn” her promotion?
(For the shippiest shipper) Genfic pee desperation?
Jim intentionally impregnated by John?
Sebastian and Mrs. Hudson eating sushi off of Mycroft's naked body?

Re: Write something you wouldn't read

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Your last suggestion. YOUR LAST SUGGESTION. If only my stomach felt better right now... it might be able to withstand the bizarreness of writing such a thing...

inheritance

(Anonymous)
As the first son, Mycroft will inherit everything.

As the second son, Sherlock needs to be married off to someone with a fortune or a who makes a good living. Except...Sherlock verbally/physically cuts down anyone who has ever been interested so his family is desperate for absolutely anyone to marry him. Happy ending, pairing up to author.

Bonus for rich!Jim (still a consulting criminal) wanting Sherlock for his mind and virginity.

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Moriarty brainwashes Sherlock to kill John

(Anonymous)
Moriarty kidnaps Sherlock and secretly brainwashes him to respond to a set of trigger words that will only work if John says them directly to him.

One night weeks or months later, John nervously pulls Sherlock into a sweet embrace and finally tells him "I love you."

When Sherlock wakes up from a trance he's horrified to discover that the flat is completely trashed, there's blood everywhere, and John is barely clinging to life.


Reprompt from part 17 http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/10038.html?thread=51296054#t51296054

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FUCK. YES.
THIS.

Welly Welly Well!

(Anonymous)
Something based off A Clockwork Orange. Maybe a case!fic where Sherlock has to stop a bunch of criminals inspired by the book? Or maybe Sherlock is part of a similar gang? Or Moriarty? Or all of them?

I don't care, just anything! Bonus points if you use some of the language.

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It all makes sense! THAT'S why fanon has John buying so much milk!

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All I want in life is for someone to write epic, angst-ridden action!fic about Sherlock and John being forced out of London on the run from Moriarty in the lead up to Reichenbach Falls. Lots of impending doom and clinging together in hotel rooms after assassination attempts would be much appreciated. S/J.

Yes, please!

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This assassins idea has been on my mind

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John Watson, Mary Morstan, and Sebastian Moran all use to work together as a team of assassins. They disband and all go their seperate ways.

One day, Mary shows up on John's door. Someone is trying to kill her and she needs help. John, who is still in contact with Sebastian despite him working for Jim and being evil, enlists Sebastian's help.

The twist? Sebastian and John are trying to keep them helping Mary from Sherlock and Jim. When Sherlock and Jim find out they try to help, but are pushed away. Not because they don't want the help but for their own safety.

Bonus: There's bad blood between Mary and John because Mary is the one who shot John. She was ordered to kill him, but Sebastian knocked the gun out of her hand and John just got hit in the shoulder.


Any pairings are welcome.

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Oh god yes please I need this to!

"I like company when I go out."

(Anonymous)
"I like company when I go out and I think better when I talk aloud. The skull just attracts attention."

So Sherlock Holmes, self-declared sociopath, who has no girlfriend or boyfriend and appears to have no acquaintances beyond work colleagues and former clients, says this to the man he has known for only a day and who is now apparently the closet friend he has.

So who the hell is this "company" Sherlock is talking about in this statement? Colleagues? Clients? Prostitutes? People from the homeless network? Is he lying or joking about "when I go out" and he actually spends a lot of time at home incredibly lonely? Or did he really take the skull with him everywhere he went before John showed up?

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Oh, I'd read this!

Jim's mind works in mysterious ways

(Anonymous)
I recently discovered that I can only write Jim fics after listening to The High Kings (IDEK, maybe it's the Irish thing), and was quite distraught (really, you can only listen to "Marie's Wedding" so many times while writing diabolical schemes).
Cue Jim's mind having similar (ridiculous) hang-ups. Like, maybe he can't remember the periodic table of elements without singing the song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFIvXVMbII0), or he has to listen to Voltaire's "When You're Evil" while plotting against Sherlock.
IDK, Fandom, just run with it!

Re: Jim's mind works in mysterious ways

(Anonymous)
As an anon I feel I can say here, I once wrote of Dr Who's (Simm)Master taking off his TARDIS with this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0pXnprQvSA).

Which is a long winded way of saying YES random songs as apt soundtrack. Must be written!

Can I get some pregnant Jim please? Please fandom?

The evening draws in. Seb can feel it in the change of the winds that turn softer, and the light that turns greyer, pinker, less aggressive. The calm washes in like the ocean and everywhere is silent. Outside, the grass blooms a vivid green and breaths out a freshness. Everything is so quaint and quintessentially peaceful. He never thought he'd like the country: he never thought he'd lie Ireland.

No, it is far too quiet for Seb's tastes. Not enough excitement or peril. Not enough civil unrest to be instigated. The silence wounds him, winds him. For all of the time he's spent in sandy trenches was filled with the rumble of a flickering gunnery, or in London were the traffic sighs. In Ireland, there's nothing but the grass and he's bored, so very bored.

Jim loves the noise of London, and the flickery of gunneries. It's strange to think him fond of such a place. Though, for Jim the place is a ghost town. Full of memories, stories he half-tells of his Mam, and of younger days. Few of them are true, he suspects, but it's still interesting.

Jim stirs then, mumbling into his consciousness like reading a script from a half-remembered dream. He lifts his head from the mess of the bed and paws at his molten eyes. The rest has done nothing to energize him, he's just as tired and uncomfortable as he was. Seb doesn't even clock he's awake, too bust staring from the window, absent-minded, dissolved in thought.

"Close the bloody window," Jim snaps, dropping back into the covers and wriggling. Never a man of many words, Seb complies mutely and goes over, slowly, cautiously to where Jim tried again to sleep. He's laying on his side, hasn't been able to sleep on his front or back in a few months and Seb knows all about it, has been told. The fresh air clashes with that of damp and sharp sweet sweat, makes a smell as if of graves. Him way of well be buried, the way he's wrapped up.

"You okay?" Seb asks, amiable, affably. He can be pleasant, really nice. Those are just the 'A's'. Bold, he reaches a hand into the duvet and smooths it over Jim's arm, follows it curved over his stomach, sleepily.

The brown eyes look up with such macabre beauty. "You'd make the prettiest corpse." Jim tells him. They look at eachother, just look, for the longest of whiles until Seb reaches out and threads his fingers through the black of Jim's hair.

"How romantic," He deadpans, muttering.

"Piss off."

OP Reprompt

(Anonymous)
LadyHawke AU

Moriarty curses Sherlock and John. Now every night Sherlock turns into a wolf and every day John turns into a hawk. (or vice versa)

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Not familiar with LadyHawke, but this does sound like it could be a fantastic story.

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Molly isn't a secret BAMF, and while she is intelligent she is not a secret super genius. She's goofy, shy, geeky and nervous...and someone (lestrade or mycroft preferred) still has a tendre for her and pursues her. I'm interested in how she reacts to being pursued by a confident, well-established man, basically. Happy ending preferred! No Sherlock or Jim pairing please.

Yes! This please!

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Lestrade badassery

(Anonymous)
a lunatic that Lestrade put away during his pre-Sherlock days breaks out from prison and begins stalking Lestrade and threatening his family.

Sherlock, John and the rest of the Met help but it's ultimately Lestrade's knowledge of the perp and his bravery that leads to the bad guy being recaptured.

tl;drcase fic about baddie from Lestrade's pre-Sherlock days coming back to get revenge on him. Lestrade is a BAMF.

Twins!

(Anonymous)
Mycroft has twins! A boy and a girl preferred, but wherever the muse takes you.

Bonus points for Mystrade. *coughs awkwardly* Please?

Re: Twins!

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Ooh! Me! Mememememememe! I will fill!

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It's the little things that count

(Anonymous)
Sherlock loves John's height, the way his eyes sparkle when he laughs, the feel of his lips brushing over his own, the way he tenderly runs his hands over his ribs when they lay in bed at night...

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Cannon!

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First time prompter here. *waves* Sorry in advance for the length of this!

So I came across this Salon.com article about mind control erotica. I only remember reading one such story where Mycroft taught Sherlock a hypnosis technique so they could get at John's memory of a car license plate for a case. Sherlock then started hypnotising John in the night so he could touch him freely, and things escalated from there, though Sherlock did feel increasingly guilty too. (ETA: Found it: Stolen MomentsI liked it a lot, so I'd love to see more mind control fic. Use hypnosis, some drug or a machine or a brain implant, whatever you can come up with that might be realistic within the context of the show (e.g. no alien technology).

Pairing preferably John/Sherlock, with either doing the mind control, or it could involve Moriarty. Possible scenarios that crossed my mind:

  • John is madly in love/lust with Sherlock, but is convinced that he can not have him since Sherlock is asexual/John isn't good enough for him/whatever real or imagined reason. He can hardly stand it anymore, so when he comes across a mind control technique, he cannot help himself but try it out, because this way he could have Sherlock without Sherlock remembering anything. Or does he?

  • Same/similar scenario with Sherlock controlling John's mind, not too similar to the hypnosis fic I've mentioned above, if possible.
  • Moriarty uses some form of mind control to make one of our dynamic duo rape or seduce the other, and he's 'programmed' to become aware of what he's done after orgasm, in a bid to break them. This can happen either in Moriarty's captivity, or in 221B, where the mind controlled one has planted surveillance equipment so Moriarty can watch remotely.

  • Moriarty uses mind control to make John or Sherlock his sex slave, while the other one has to watch helplessly.

  • I'm sure there are dozens of better variations you guys can come up with.


I enjoy dub!con/non!con, h/c, angst, kinky stuff, and high ratings. Yes, I'm horrible to our boys, however I would like a hopeful, if not happy, ending. Have at it! :)

Edited at 2011-09-20 03:46 am (UTC)

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seconding.

ESPECIALLY for the "moriarty uses mind control..." idea. (i cast my vote for slave!john, but anything would be brilliant.)

great prompt.

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first date

(Anonymous)
John finally asks Sherlock out for a date and it's something really simple and not all that different from their regular pre-murder-mystery-chase-restaurant-dinner-things because he knows Sherlock isn't a romantic, which is fine.

Except! Later John finds out that Sherlock has never been on a proper date, and that just won't do so he plans the most epic and lovely (but still very Sherlockian) first date ever. Bonus points for woooooing. Can be (and most likely is) crack of the most spectacular variety, or just something sickeningly fluffy and sweet.

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Oh I want this SOOO bad!!! SECONDED :-D

another Simpsons prompt

(Anonymous)
Sherlock and John get into a fight over Sherlock’s increasing use of dangerous chemicals. After John storms out, Sherlock ingests the essence of the hottest pepper on Earth and goes into a trance, where he meets his spirit guide. “You must find your soulmate,” says his guide.

“I don’t need to,” says Sherlock, confidently. “My soulmate is John.”

“Is he?”

After Sherlock wakes up, he goes on a quest to find his soulmate. (It was John all along.)

TLDR: Sherlock eats a Guatemalan insanity pepper and doubts that John is his soulmate.

Fill: El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Sherlock, 1/8

(Anonymous)
“Sherlock, what are you doing?”

Three more drops of glycerin ought to do it. Perfect. He picked up the beaker and started swirling the mixture, watching the tendrils slowly disappear. Now, on to—

“Sherlock!”

“Yes, John?”

“This is a kitchen. That toast is sitting next to an open flask, filled with…god knows, and do you know I’d be relieved at this point to find out it was urine? Relieved.”

“Stunning observations. Please, do go on.”

“Sherlock.”

Sigh. He looked up, into his flatmate’s stony face. “My kitchen,” John said.

“I rather thought it was our kitchen,” Sherlock replied, fighting to keep the smugness from his face and voice. At which he failed quite spectacularly, given the warning look John shot at him.

“No. Because if it’s ‘our’ kitchen, then you have license for this…this,” John said, waving his arm at the various experiments throughout the room. “And you really do not.”

“I—“

“Please, Sherlock.”

Not the disappointed eyes. Damn John, he knew how effective that was. Sherlock refused to look, wouldn’t give him the satisfaction. This was important work, and he wouldn’t stop for one of John’s ridiculous organizational notions.

Firm hands came to rest on either side of his head, pulling him up and forward. Sherlock closed his eyes. He heard a fond chuckle close to his ear, and then John’s lips were on his, coaxing a response. Petulant, Sherlock briefly considered resisting, but a flick of John’s tongue put that to rest.

Minutes later John pulled back, flushed and panting slightly, but still with an expectant look on his face.

“Fine,” said Sherlock. The rest could be put on hold until John was out of this mood.

That earned him a lengthy snogging session that ended in disappointment when John realized the time and ran out the door, apologizing and promising to make it up to Sherlock.

“And no fumes!” he cried faintly before the door slammed shut.

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Sherlock spent the next few hours wandering aimlessly about the flat, occasionally taking the time to dress himself or nibble on a stray bit of toast. Dull, dull, so boring without a case and without John. He composed a few short pieces on the violin, each designed to irritate the various passerby he could see on the street. This, too, quickly lost its appeal.

“Bored,” he said to the skull, which didn’t answer back.

He flopped backward onto the sofa. Picked up a book John had been reading by a man called le Carre. Sherlock read several pages before tossing the book to the floor. He resolved to go out. London wouldn’t fail to bring him something interesting.

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“You there! With the coat! Yes, yes, you!”

Sherlock turned to see a rotund man of Hispanic origin. Perhaps Guatemalan, further observation needed. Almost as fat as Mycroft had been, he thought with no small amount of glee.

“Yes, you see me, I see you. Are you brave enough sir, to try the Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatenango?”

The man held up a bright red pepper striped with bright green.

“Grown deep in the primeval jungle by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.”

“Not interested.”

Undoubtedly the pepper was of some common variety, the vendor’s speech merely a melodramatic sales pitch.

“Oh, you are interested. Hotter than the Infiniti Chilli! More capsaicin than the Naga Viper! It takes a man of courage to taste the Insanity Pepper.”

“I thought it was the Merciless Pepper.”

“Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatenango. Also known as the Insanity Pepper.”

Sherlock sighed and stepped closer to the stand, where a variety of peppers in varying shades of red, orange, and green were arranged.

“I doubt a street merchant has the faintest understanding of capsaicin, or that this Insanity Pepper is as merciless as described.”

The man smiled serenely. Taking a knife from the edge of the table, he cut a small piece of the pepper and held it out to Sherlock.

“Free sample?” he asked.

Sherlock rolled his eyes. He took the pepper, examining it and finding nothing remarkable. Finally, locking eyes with the vendor, he placed the pepper in his mouth and started chewing.

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I have come to realize what I always knew . . . that Holmes was a deeply passionate human being. His susceptibility to emotion was an element in his nature which he tried almost physically to suppress. Holmes certainly regarded his emotions as a distraction, a liability . . . those moments during his career when circumstances forced open floodgates of his reserve were rare indeed, and always startling. The observer felt he had witnessed a brilliant flash of lightning on a darkling plain.
-Nicholas Meyer, The Seven-Per-Cent Solution

Something happens to Sherlock—a case, an incident—that forces him to acknowledge and express deep emotion (sadness, anger) for the first time in years. John is there, of course, to comfort him.

This is an excellent prompt! And, I love 'The Seven-Per-Cent Solution', excellent book.

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We’re happy Ma, we’re having fun

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Sherlock and John are on the run. They’re hiding out in a fleabag motel somewhere in Europe. It’s cold and damp and they’re both miserable. A song comes on their little radio—one that Sherlock knows John is fond of—so he asks John to dance.

Bonus if they’re not in a relationship, but Sherlock just wants John to get his mind off their troubles.

(Based on that scene from Harry Potter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFe0OR-Vaww)

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Holy shit. Read the first paragraph and was all this reminds me of something. And then I saw the link and giggled.

I really, really want to see this. As much as I love S/J, I can just see Sherlock pulling John up to dance and John's head leaning against his shoulder as Sherlock tries to push his friend's reality from his mind...

(in other words, seconded)

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The reason Sherlock doesn't date?

Nobody can meet his ridiculously (some would say impossible) high standards. When John can no longer suppress his feelings, Sherlock starts vetting him for the position of boyfriend.

Have we done this yet?

Harry is Moriarty.

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That was my headcanon when first watching the show. Seconded!

Possible J/L, definite concerned!Sherlock

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Immediately after meeting Greg Lestrade, Sherlock was well aware of the (ever so obvious) fact that he is terrible at relationships. Lestrade loathes commitment (or doesn't think too highly of it), takes his partner for granted, requires too much, gives too little, and while he never seems to feel a meaningful emotional connection his partner almost always does. All of his romantic relationships end badly, usually with broken hearts on one side and a bemused Lestrade on the other.

As this has no effect on 'the game', it is irrelevant to Sherlock.

Until Lestrade starts dating his flatmate.
 

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OOH, I would love it if John made Lestrade get serious...

or did you want Lestrade to break John's heart?

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Pulse

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It's not the first time John's given Sherlock a prostate massage... but it is the first time he's taken it slowly enough to notice that he can feel Sherlock's heartbeat, right there.

Wow. I think I just squidged. Someone had better write this.

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