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1. Dark!John conditions Sherlock to associate pain with pleasure.
2. Sherlock attempts to experimentally invalidate the Twinkie Defense.
3. Lestrade is the Universal Captcha incarnate.
4. "You may be natural dominate in your personality and day to day basis but I still dominate the hell out of you every time in bed."
5. Sherlock. Sugar-stoned.
6. Double penetration.
7. Road to El Dorado AU.
8. Molly finally ends up in bed with Sherlock and it turns out that it's bad.
9. Angry!John sprouts a mustache.
10. "That's no reason to close the school. Students are always killing themselves these days. It's good for their health: it keeps the population down!"
11. Five times John saw Sherlock naked for completely non-sexy reasons and one time Sherlock saw John naked.
12. Sherlock dared to ruin the criminal ring of a goth!witch and have been cursed.
13. Sherlock must get John and Mary together to produce a new generation of tiny jumper-clad BAMFs.
14. "Been swimming in the Thames again, John?"
15. Harry and John get along with one another when Harry visits. To the point it's kind of creepy.
16. Video prompt.
17. John is traumatised after coming back from Afghanistan and doesn't speak.
18. Sherlock is Silas and John is Bod.
19. If Sherlock loves John, he knows he will thoroughly and utterly wreck his friend.
20. Lyrics prompt: World's Away, Summer At Shatter Creek.
21. Fighting with an anonymous troll on John's blog helps John get past his grief for Sherlock rather than sliding into a dangerously deep depression.
22. Lyrics prompt: Something to Calm me Down - Summer At Shatter Creek.
23. Dark is Rising crossover.
24. Harry Potter AU.
25. Stupid people trigger Sherlock's migraines.

Lestrade is the Universal Captcha incarnate.

Mycroft has no idea.

Mini Fill:

10tbej8g (Anonymous) Expand
1. Dark is Rising books crossover.
2. John Watson is the illegitimate child of Chuck Norris.
3. With his newfound security with Sherlock, John begins to lose his touch, so to speak. He stops thinking the way a solider would think.
4. Lestrade is a brilliant detective slowly but surely drinking his way to the grave. Sherlock saves him.
5. Lyrics prompt: Say It Ain’t So – Weezer.
6. People begin mistaking Sherlock and John for a closeted gay couple.
7. "Stop shooting at me!" "Stop getting in the way of my bullets!"
8. Lestrade is a brilliant detective slowly but surely thinking his way to the grave.
9. Sebastian Moran is Jake English.
10. Moriarty launched his life of crime the day he was rejected for the lead in the school production of "A Chorus Line".
11. Harry calls John, "Johnny Boy". John calls Harry, "Babydoll".
12. Sherlock/John roleplay. Sherlock is a naughty bee, John is a stern beekeeper.
13. Lyrics prompt: Apocalyptica – I Don’t Care.
14. On the (insert number) day of Christmas, Sherlock gave to me.
15. Sherlock lives on other people's secrets. Literally.
16. Mycroft moonlights as a nanny. Lestrade is a single dad.
17. Sherlock/Fem!John/Moriarty: consensual threesome.
18. Heroes crossover.
19. Three Continents Watson has only had sex once, and yet still qualifies for the name.
20. Lestrade has a heart attack, and John saves him.
21. Mycroft shows no obvious signs of being attracted to Lestrade, but his pupils dilate whenever he hears his voice.
22. One day, every single woman in the world dies. Except Joanna Watson.
23. Mod Post.
24. On a case it comes out John was called Three Continents Watson.
25. John, Sherlock, Mycroft and Lestrade play SBURB.

Fill #20

Original Prompt: Sherlock insults everyone multiple times, runs off, reappears, and keeps everyone in the dark as to what he's thinking....

Anderson and Donovan give him lots of grief and get in his way at every opportunity....

... and Lestrade has a heart attack.

John saves Lestrade, but there's a sh*tstorm of blame in all directions. Let's see everyone feel properly chastened, fully aware that they all need their DI back, and trying work together, even if it kills them! (Special love for John being protective of his "patient.")


12 - Fill: Naughty Bee RP (Anonymous) Expand

Re: Part 22 Page 39

#24 Original prompt:

TW: Past non-con, virginity

Sherlock's first time having sex was when he was raped at uni. He's dealt well with the trauma of the rape, but he's very annoyed at how much it still bothers him that his first time was not by his own choosing. He is objectively certain that virginity is nothing to be imbued with mystical significance.

John helps him re-establish his sense of control over his own sexuality with a made-up ceremony to set it firmly in Sherlock's mind that his first time will be whenever he chooses it to be, with whoever he chooses, never mind what happened in uni. Sherlock thinks at first the very idea is ridiculous, but when the ritual is over he feels better about it.

TLDR-The re-virginization of Sherlock. (Immediate de-virginization of Sherlock optional)


1. John is drugged and non-violently, sensuously raped.
2. Lestrade's CDI puts the boot down and has Sherlock banned from crime scenes. Sherlock goes on a hunger strike.
3. Sherlock and John meet and let fate decide whether they should be together.
4. John/Sherlock Romeo + Juliet style.
5. John starts dating Molly, and Sherlock is totally jealous.
6. Lestrade has a bad habit of abandoning half cups of coffee on random desks at the Yard.
7. John becomes ill and has to rely on Sherlock to do pretty much everything for him. Sherlock enjoys it, so he decides to keep John ill.
8. Prompt freeze.
9. Prompt freeze over.
10. Sherlock, John, and Mycroft in a relationship together.
11. Molly has unsent emails addressed to Sherlock. She accidentally sends them to someone else.
12. Molly/Lestrade, double cross-dressing.
13. Sherlock/John loving à la 'Baby It's Cold outside'.
14. The Case of the Sterile Dikdiks.
15. Molly fic based on an excerpt from "Tulips" by Sylvia Plath.
16. John is very comfortable with his body, and Sherlock is not.
17. Sherlock is kidnapped and raped while sensory deprived.
18. Jim just loves fucking Moran when Moran's got a high fever.
19. Fem!lock in one of those dresses that are super low cut in the back.
20. Dialogue prompt.
21. Sherlock is heavily pregnant and starts going into labor when no one but John is around.
22. John tells Sherlock he’s supposed to be his wife.
23. Throughout his life, a man always came to appease Sherlock when things got bad. This man is one day introduced to him as John Watson.
24. When Mycroft sees that something is happening between Sherlock and John, he decides to test John’s worthiness.
25. Irene/Sherlock UST.

Edited at 2011-12-14 01:02 am (UTC)

Sort of dark!Sherlock
John becomes ill and has to rely on Sherlock to do pretty much everything for him. Although he complains initially, Sherlock actually finds he rather likes being needed, and comes to relish his new role.
Only then John starts to recover, and Sherlock goes back to being bored. He decides this simply wont do, and there's only one possible course of action.

He has to keep John ill, and keep John dependent.


Fill #6 (Anonymous) Expand
Anita Blake fusion
I have no clear idea what I want from this, plot wise...just, plenty of hot paranormal abilities and intrigues, and lots of steamy sex? Pretty please?

(Some vague ideas I had while thinking about it earlier - feel free to use as many or as few as you like:
* Mycroft being the Master of the city, in addition to his more mundane place as an underestimated civil servant who runs the Government without them knowing.
* Sherlock trying to avoid vampire politics as much as possible because he finds it so incredibly tedious.
* Sherlock's animal to call is the honeybee, which he's kind of annoyed about because it's so small and there are no bee shifters, but it's really good for information-gathering.
* Lestrade runs the Met's Paranormal Investigations Taskforce.
* Anderson hates anything paranormal; Sally hasn't told hime, but she has (or has just gained) paranormal traits (a witch? a newly-infected shifter?)
* Molly is an animator as well as a pathologist.
* Rather than being shot in Afghanistan, John was attacked by a lycanthrope of some sort. He's now a shifter of some fairly rare type, so there's no pack to join in London, just him!
* Sherlock, John and either Molly or Sally somehow accidentally form a triumvirate - it takes a while for them to work through the various personal and interpersonal problems, but it all works surprisingly well in the end.)

Scatter of Scarlet

Prompt: Character A has a secret; their family can grow wings. The catch? They only grow when they meet their future mate. So there A is puttering along, living life laid back and easy (Or a little worried seeming how most of their family has their wings and they don't) until one day they wake up and realize oh crap I got wings. Awkward shenanigans around character B begin :D


Fill #4 - Moaning Mycroft (Anonymous) Expand
S/J - The Good Night/Lucid Dreaming
After his return to London, John starts having lucid dreams about a tall, pale, dark-haired stranger who is an amazingly sweet and generous lover. John can't stop thinking about him and begins to rely on the dreams to get through his days.

It all comes crashing down when he meets Sherlock who turns out to be the man in the dream, but is nothing like him at the same time. John can't help being drawn to him but is constantly disappointed. It isn't until Sherlock gets John into his bed that all his ~dreams come true~.

sleep hath its own world

"And I myself find it a very soothing atmosphere."

When the dullness of the world gets to be too much for Sherlock, he retreats to the Diogenes Club where Mycroft precedes to take him apart and put him back together. In. Complete. Silence.

TW: Incest The Shape of Me Will Always Be You

Filled #5

Prompt: Sherlock lets all his ~feelings~ out when he's drunk. Like how he thinks Mycroft is the BEST BIG BROTHER EVA and his umbrella is REALLY COOL. Like how Mycroft and Lestrade together make him feel like all WARM AND FUZZY inside. And sometimes he thinks John's turned into another Anderson because he CAN'T THINK when John's in the room but IN A GOOD WAY - like all the air has been sucked out of his world and it's just JOHNJOHNJOHN.

- John and Sherlock aren't together; neither are Mycroft and Lestrade.
- He says all this while clinging to a long-suffering Mycroft.


1. Sherlock and John: one of them is sad, and the other cheers him up.
2. John can speak to cats. A la The Cat Returns.
3. Omega!John decides that his and alpha!Sherlock’s lifestyle isn’t good for a baby.
4. John and Sherlock are forced to get married/into a legal partnership.
5. Here's the typical pattern: first lust, then infatuation, then consummation, then jealously or boredom.
6. All Sherlock wants for Christmas is to spend the day with John.
7. Sherlock gets off on John solving a case.
8. Sherlock at the lowest part of his emotional state comes to the Diogenes Club.
9. Dialogue prompt.
10. Moran wonders if Moriarty will suffocate him to death just to come.
11. Sherlock always had a bit of a rape kink. But when it happens to him for real, not so much anymore.
12. John has sex with Irene while Sherlock tells him what to do.
13. Sherlock hears about Moriarty attending a fancy ball, and he goes undercover as a woman.
14. Sherlock self-harms by 'hooking up' with people and engaging in extreme sexual acts or risky sexual behavior.
15. Sherlock still has a teddy bear.
16. Mycroft/Harry.
17. Sherlock felt bad about leaving Mycroft alone on Christmas and set up a sort of surprise!Xmas for him.
18. Mycroft suffers from acute depression.
19. John knew Mycroft but didn't realize he was connected to Sherlock.
20. Sherlock trying to work a case with a miserable headache, Lestrade or John giving him a neck rub.
21. Poem prompt.
22. His brother Mycroft probably has schizotypal personality disorder.
23. What Sherlock deduced from John’s phone isn’t right.
24. Sherlock is a lonely petunia in an onion patch. John comes along and picks him.
25. Song prompt: Mother Stands For Comfort, Kate Bush.

Fill #16 -WIP

Prompt: Mycroft/Harry

Fill: When the Lights Go Out, Strangers Fall in Love - WIP -

1. Both John AND Sherlock think the other is bored by their relationship.
2. John and Mycroft knew each other before their meeting in ASiP.
3. At one of the Yard's pub nights, Lestrade and Sally begin to flirt jokingly. Sherlock is miserable.
4. Sherlock and Lestrade singing Christmas carols together.
5. Sherlock gives John a rim job.
6. As a straight-laced, 'minor' civil servant who likes to work in the shadow, Mycroft never did fit in with his family.
7. Mycroft and Sherringford don't get along.
8. Sherlock giving John a handjob while wearing one of those snappy examination gloves.
9. Mycroft valiantly defending someone with his umbrella.
10. Harry is not a lesbian.
11. Mycroft was once a drug addict too.
12. The reason Sherlock doesn't like to eat is because Mycroft used to force feed him when they were younger.
13. Mycroft and Lestrade are BFFs.
14. Sentinel fusion.
15. Kiki's Delivery Service AU.
16. Sherlock and John Frankenstein-y prompt.
17. One of Sherlock's homeless network turns to Sherlock in a very desperate time of need.
18. John is a prince and he doesn't know it.
19. Sherlock proposes to John.
20. John has an older brother.
21. Sherlock and John on a train.
22. John unintentionally knocks Sherlock out cold.
23. When Sherlock and John make love for the first time, John's so tender and loving that he completely overwhelms Sherlock.
24. At the pool Moriarty lists all of the reasons that he thinks John is inferior and not good enough for Sherlock.
25. John helped kill Harry in order to end her suffering.

Full prompt:
I'd love a fic where Sherlock proposes to John. How would he do it? Very Holmesian upper crust, Sherlockian murder-related, or something more John-specific? My only request is happy ending (John has to say yes!) and as much fluff as you can manage.

1. Dimmock woos Sherlock with cases.
2. While at a crime scene, Sherlock sees that Lestrade is about to be hurt and yells out, "Dad, watch out!"
3. John dies during a case and Lestrade helps Sherlock pick up the pieces.
4. Sherlock accidentally outs himself.
5. Mycroft and Anthea taking a break from saving the world by eating ice cream, sitting on the hood of The Car and heckling passersby.
6. Sherlock/Irene - doing it up against the wall.
7. Wheel of time crossover.
8. Mix two AUs of your choice and write a fic with the result, see where it goes.
9. Dom!Sherlock could never handle the fact that Sub!Mycroft, no matter what he did, always had the upper hand.
10. A non-crack fill for Sherlock knitting.
11. Mike's usually the one to help Socially Awkward!Sherlock through crises involving people and emotions.
12. Possessive but not Dark!John.
13. Lyrics prompt: Laid by James.
14. One of them trusts absolutely, one of them controls absolutely, but feels he shouldn't be trusted.
15. For helping John (his old army friend) Moran is brutally raped by Moriarty and left at Baker Street.
16. Sherlock and John seem to have ended up with quite a collection of neon orange shock blankets over the past few years.
17. Molly is babysitting her friend's children, and she makes up a fairy tale involving the people in her life.
18. Sherlock has seborrheic dermatitis on his scalp.
19. Sherlock/John fluff.
20. Sherlock notices that John needs glasses and uses his powers of deduction to get John the perfect prescription without going for an eye examination.
21. Mycroft and Sherlock fight over John time.
22. John becomes a hit man.
23. John is protective of Sherlock and Mycroft.
24. Mycroft/Lestrade: Gregory's Bakery.
25. John has to choose between being a soldier and a doctor.

Full prompt:
From the IDEK files: OP would like some domestic!fic, of a sort: a non-crack fill for Sherlock knitting...

Knit Two Together by shinychimera

1. Silence of the Lambs crossover.
2. John and Sally become shag buddies.
3. John sometimes puts the barrel of his gun in his mouth.
4. John doesn't like Christmas and gets grumpier the further it gets into December.
5. John and Harry share a telepathic link.
6. Mycroft and Lestrade hated each other on first sight. One day, they have great sex.
7. The gifts that Sherlock and John got for each other get mixed up with gifts Sally and Anderson got for each other.
8. Neverwhere crossover.
9. Sherlock is actually a very, very shy lover.
10. Mike Stamford (cupid) must find a match for Molly.
11. Mycroft never worried about morals before he met DI Lestrade. Nowadays he actually pauses before acting on a less than 'good' plan.
12. Sherlock/John with John being really sweet to Sherlock.
13. Don't leave me, you're all I've got.
14. Sherlock has to take care of Mycroft's children.
15. Mycroft is Bipolar.
16. Sherlock knows the sort of havoc that eating again plays on his body will keep him from thinking straight/being able to lead a chase.
17. Every year Mycroft tries to get the perfect Christmas present for Sherlock, and every year Sherlock is indifferent.
18. John walks in on Sherlock having sex with a man, and afterward John can no longer deny that he fancies him.
19. Video prompt.
20. It doesn't John very long to suss out that Sherlock has it and has it bad for fem!Lestrade.
21. Mummy Holmes/Lestrade.
22. A case leads our boys to some kind of sex club. One of them gives the other a lap dance as a cover.
23. Jim is slowly taking the reins from his father to take down the Moriarty web.
24. When John was young he used to think that if you hold a stethoscope up to someone's head, you could hear their thoughts.
25. Asexual!Sherlock wishes he could be the one satisfying John’s sexual needs.

1. Sherlock is afraid of Santa.
2. Feverish!Sherlock becomes rather delirious.
3. Word search prompt.
4. Mycroft/Sherlock: something fluffy and sweet.
5. A blowjob from Sherlock, lovingly described in exquisite detail.
6. Five times John and Moran came across one another where both lived and one time where one of them didn't.
7. Christmas fluff.
8. Mrs. Hudson acting motherly towards Mycroft as well as Sherlock and John.
9. The only thing stopping you from destroying yourself is me.
10. Daddy!Holmes died years ago in a car accident. Mycroft was there with him.
11. Sherlock has always hated the quiet times because there's nothing to drown out the voices in his head. John makes everything quiet.
12. Lestrade and John, both hopelessly in love with Sherlock, try to forget about him by having epic angsty sex.
13. John is infatuated with Sherlock, who doesn't feel the same way. Eventually, he starts falling for Mycroft.
14. Sherlock degrades John in front of Lestrade and his team.
15. John is genuinely in the wrong about something.
16. Since he was a child Sherlock has very strongly identified with Rudolph the reindeer.
17. Omegaverse: Sherlock and John already have a couple of children.
18. After Sherlock goes over the falls, John goes catatonic. He dreams he has his flatmate back and it starts messing with his reality.
19. Sherlock/Mycroft: "This isn't violence. This is foreplay."
20. The Mentalist crossover.
21. Sherlock/Mycroft incest that's purely consensual, without any power games and does not focus only on sex.
22. Sherlock collaring John and the aftermath.
23. John has the ability to hear the one true wish a person has in their heart.
24. Sherlock is struck mute and John struck blind.
25. Gay or European?


Full Prompt:

You know that fluffy little Christmas fill that you've been wanting to write? Now's your chance. Any character, any pairing, any situation, any Christmas at any stage in their lives.


Hark the Herald Bodies Sing (

1. Lestrade suddenly understands that the mysterious stubborn cabbie is the murderer who has come after Sherlock.
2. Nativity crossover.
3. Fluffy Mycroft/Sherlock/John.
4. Sherlock gets a cut. John dresses the wound, and since Sherlock is still pouting, he jokingly offers to 'kiss it better'.
5. John knows Sherlock is alive and helps him out to defeat Moriarty's minons.
6. I know there's more of you out there. I can hear you out there, breathing in the dark.
7. Sherlock and John are puppies, a poodle and a golden retriever respectively. Their owners are a detective and a doctor.
8. Sherlock and Mycroft crying together, just holding each other and weeping.
9. Lestrade and Sherlock have a father-son day together.
10. After an amicable breakup with Sherlock, John struggles with his confidence. Sherlock calls him an idiot and deduces it better.
11. John has a thing for men in women’s underwear.
12. The Yarders are forced into Trust Building Day, where they have to play group and sharing games.
13. Video prompt.
14. Percy Jackson books fusion.
15. Five times people made Sherlock feel like there was something wrong with him, and all the ways John wouldn't change him for anything.
16. Sherlock and Mycroft have been in love with each other for years, but repressed it because, well, it would be incest.
17. Sherlock is in love with John and admits it to him, but John doesn't believe him.
18. Father Holmes becomes enraged and hits Mummy Holmes, right in front of others. John stands up for her.
19. An AFAB character identifies as a boi.
20. Sherlock and John want to tuck each other into bed.
21. Top Gear fusion.
22. Lestrade and John decide to withhold sex from their boyfriends, Mycroft and Sherlock, to make them reconcile.
23. John and Sherlock go undercover as teachers at St. Trinian's School for Girls.
24. John sitting in Sherlock's lap with Sherlock's arms around John
25. Molly and Sherlock are arguing about a body when said body starts getting wobbly and glowy.

#15 - Fill#2 Submissive!John

I've been voraciously reading submissive!John, and I need more! Minifills are welcome. I'm not necessarily looking for plot, or even porn for that matter. I'm just craving a long, detailed description of John slowly, perhaps reluctantly, slipping into subspace. The circumstances are entirely up to you.

Title: Focus Exercise
(BDSM Themes, pain, riding crop)

1. Dark!John putting Sherlock in sensory deprivation.
2. Sherlock is the Grinch. John is Cindy Lou Who.
3. Mycroft and another character have to pretend to be a couple.
4. Sherlock is hurt when he realizes that Sally really does thinks he’s a lunatic.
5. Mycroft cracks down on his diet almost to the point of it becoming an eating disorder when he starts dating John.
6. Sherlock in Beauxbatons and John in Hogwarts.
7. Sebastian kills Jim.
8. Five murders Sebastian Moran has committed that he hasn't felt guilty about, and one he'll regret for the rest of his life.
9. After Sherlock winds up in a coma, John continues having sex with him anyway.
10. Sherlock are in a relationship that they embrace as a second skin.
11. Mycroft/Lestrade: Christmas, fluff, porn.
12. Sherlock and John are ready to have sex without a condom.
13. Lestrade/Mycroft/Sherlock.
14. Harrt Potter crossover,
15. John finally gets to hear some stories about Sherloc’s life 'Before-John'.
16. “It’s clear, we’re here, get used to it.” “I’d rather die first!”
17. John Watson can hit a target 30,000 feet away. In the rain. At night. Blindfolded. By pointing and saying "bang."
18. Sherlock and Mycroft were in an incestuous relationship with each other in the past but they broke up after a huge fight.
19. Moriarty is Mycroft's half brother.
20. Sherlock does or says something that John, as a neurotypical, rational human being cannot abide by.
21. Dialogue prompt.
22. Molly's always had little glimpses of the future.
23. "Sherlock has just recovered from almost being strangled into unconsciousness, without Watson's knowledge."
24. Narnia crossover.
25. John ends up receiving a type of bionic implant of some sort that increases his physical capabilities in some way.

Sherlock is the Grinch.

John is Cindy Lou Who.

Sherlock steals presents to save London (sort of)

1. Sherlock is the baby laughing at ripping paper.
2. Dialogue prompt.
3. Five fantasies Molly's had about Sherlock. Plus one that came true.
4. A witness at a crime scene turns out to be someone who bullied John in school.
5. In his private collection Mycroft Holmes keeps The Mirror of Truth, the same one used by Snow White's step mother.
6. Molly is the physical manifestation of a TARDIS.
7. Dresden crossover.
8. Reno 911 crossover.
9. Hot, porny felching.
10. Princess Bride AU.
11. Sherlock a la Futurama.
12. Criminals and killers Scrooging up the holidays, Sherlock, John, Lestrade and Mycroft catching or foiling them.
13. Sherlock playing Titania, Queen of the Fairies, in the Shakespeare play "A Midsummer Night's Dream.
14. One of the characters is reading/watching/doing something online, and when they click to continue, they find the whole thing has been removed.
15. Sherlock as a Karkat.
16. Sherlock walks into a restaurant and asks his waiter to marry him.
17. Someone grabs John's ass and it's not all fine.
18. High school AU with Mycroft/John.
19. Sherlock is beaten and raped, Lestrade is the one to find him.
20. Sherlock and RDJ!Holmes meet.
21. Sherlock's bored to the extent that he has to be someone else, or he'll start to murder.
22. Superhero!AU, with Batman!Sherlock and Superman!John.
23. John goes missing. Sherlock is the only one who notices.
24. Instead of meeting at St Barts the first time, Sherlock and John meet at Angelo's - as each other's blind dates.
25. Teen!John tries to teach his boyfriend Teen!Sherlock how to drive

Prompt #10


Princess Bride AU.

Fill (WIP):

When Sherlock cries they're always silent tears.

(S/J hurt/comfort and I might just kiss you on the mouth)

Extremely British (parent for additional parts)

1. Top Gun AU.
2. Moriarty/Moran: "If you're going to dine with the cannibals, sooner or later you're going to get eaten."
3. John becomes the de facto medic/bodyguard of a bunch of Marylebone rent boys and call girls.
4. Arsenic and Old Lace AU.
5. "This is my sexy-wexy detector. It goes ding if you're gay. Quite useful, really, saved me a lot of heartache."
6. Sherlock and John, down and out over the holidays, come home to find someone's redecorated their flat in tune with the season.
7. John's been caught and is tortured before Sherlock can rescue him.
8. Moriarty drugs John at the Pool; he and John fuck in front of Sherlock.
9. John at his daughter's wedding.
10. In an alternate universe where everything seems wrong, can John and Sherlock still work together?
11. A Christmas Carol parody.
12. Mycroft has to do things that normal people do/deal with just about every day.
13. What was the moment that Mycroft realised that he was in love with Sherlock like?
14. One night, Sherlock and John make love in front of the fireplace.
15. Two 5 +1 prompts.
16. Sherlock and John are called to a crime scene. The victim is Victor Trevor.
17. John is turned into a child for whatever reason and it turns out Anderson is AMAZING with kids and John just adores him.
18. Sherlock and Mycroft using 'brother mine'.
19. Quote prompt.
20. When John asked whether Sherlock had a boyfriend, Sherlock said yes.
21. The thing he likes more than anything is the taste of his lover's sweat when he licks it off the inside of the leather collar.
22. Video prompt.
23. Cracky Vampire AU.
24. John is basically Jeeves.
25. Mycroft and Lestrade broke up three times before they got married.

You guys are probably aware, but it's just dreadful to be hospitalized around the holidays. And yet, somehow, that's what I'm asking for. H/C junkies to the rescue!

Sooo, let's imagine both Sherlock and John incapacitated near the holidays for whatever reason; they come back the evening before Christmas expecting a cold, dark flat, but instead find that someone -- your choice, dear Anon! -- has not only turned up the furnace, but lit a fire, put things in the fridge... and decked the halls! :D

Just finishing up exams, so I'm desperate for some Christmas spirit! (Maybe one of you lovely people can satiate my sudden urge for something this cloyingly-sweet!)

Bonus Points and Extra Cookies for
(a) All of the above people I mentioned (or any combination) all pitching in
(b) In combination with the above, Sherlock deducing randomly who's done what
(c) Any obscure reference to a Christmas carol -- I challenge you!

tl;dr Sherlock and John, down and out over the holidays, come home to find someone's redecorated their flat in tune with the season.

Sweet Silver Bells

1. Lestrade makes a move, Mycroft turns him down. They stay friends, and soon Mycroft realises he made a mistake.
2. Sally cuts her hair short, Sherlock can’t figure out why.
3. Lyrics prompt: Night Surgeon – Repo! The Genetic Opera.
4. Errant comment.
5. Lestrade dated Mycroft's twin brother a long time ago who died in a car accident about twenty years ago.
6. Moriarty kills John, Sherlock tries to resurrect him.
7. Moriarty is actually Sherlock.
8. Picture prompt.
9. ”Mrs. Hudson domming the hell out of everyone should be a thing that exists.”
10. Somebody kidnaps Sherlock and then all hell break loose, because nobody messes with Mycroft´s brother.
11. Mycroft is shocked to find that his baby brother, now 18 or 19, has become walking-wet-dream gorgeous.
12. American Gods fusion.
13. I Dream of Jeannie fusion.
14. In response to Sherlock being "Bored!" someone says, "You know, only boring people are ever bored".
15. Mr. and Mrs. Smith fusion with Mycroft and Anthea.
16. Sherlock is the most adoring, loving partner John's ever had.
17. Sherlock and John are both tops.
18. Some cynical downtrodden person is exposed to the glorious being that is John Hamish Watson, M.d, B.A.M.F.
19. Sherlock's in hospital for something major, but the ward gets Norovirus or something, so no visitors allowed.
20. Lestrade finds out that Sherlock committed a fairly serious crime when he was a child.
21. Mycroft and Sherlock were not rich when they were growing up.
22. Mrs. Hudson is Mummy Holmes.
23. Sherlock is blind, Sherlock is mute.
24. Sherlock and Moriarty die, John and Moran step in their place.
25. Sherlock/Mycroft: I want your love and I want your revenge.

Prompt: Moriarty is actually Sherlock.
Challenge: no bodyswap and no split personalities, because we've had those. What else can happen? How would this scenario be?


Prompt: Sherlock is BOSSY ... and John is soo Sherlock's bitch.

Cuz, c'mon, Sherlock bossed John around at least 10 times an episode. And how many times did John not do what he said?... uh, not once?



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original Prompt:A case brings Sherlock and John out into the middle of nowhere in Ohio in America.

There, Sherlock meets one of the most fascinating children he has ever met; Calvin, a genius that uses words most of his peers has no idea even exists, is deeply philosophical, lies and tells the truth at the same time. There's only one thing he can't figure out- the stuffed tiger that Calvin perpetually caries around. John however only trades a knowing smile with that tiger.

tl;dr Sherlock and John meet Calvin and Hobbes and have wild adventures together.

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Full Prompt:

John used to smoke, while he was in the army. Not heavily, and he always felt guilty about it--I'm a doctor, for fuck's sake, I know this is killing me-- but sometimes the stress was too much, and so many other soldiers were doing it, and smoke 'em if you've got 'em was the closest thing they got to a break. He quit, obviously, when he got back to England, but that snarky "Good news for breathing?" comment in ASiP? The doctor doth protest too much, methinks.

So what would it take to get him to light up again? And how would Sherlock (any/or any other character you fancy) react to seeing it? Especially if Sherlock hadn't deduced that John was an ex-smoker...

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